do you ever yearn?

[SimonBolivar 10803]

So I said to him: Arthur, Artie come on, why does the salesman have to die? Change the title; The life of a salesman. That's what people want to see.
 

[HornOnTheBayou 8858]

Thank you and God bless you all. This has truly been a Scarsdale surprise!
 

[Biff Tannen 45242]

I’m gonna lose that nail!

[Guest Lobo]

Enough with the bar already...

[futureman 22353]

we saw the sun rise at liza’s!

[Guest Lobo]

there is a lot of this (insert gif here) in tap dancing. 

[futureman 22353]

it is a gut-wrenching scene.

[HornOnTheBayou 8858]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

we saw the sun rise at liza’s!

What, Minelli's!?!

No.

[Biff Tannen 45242]

You BLEW IT boy!

[Biff Tannen 45242]

I don’t argue with the body Jerry. That’s an argument you can’t win. 

[SimonBolivar 10803]

Oh conductor. He conducts the Policeman's Benevolent Association Orchestra.

[Guest Lobo]

In happen to know for a fact that In social situations, he was called ‘maestro’ 

[Biff Tannen 45242]

[Guest Lobo]

In the interest of gamesmanship about whose S.O. embraced their love of Seinfeld more, after we put a billiard table in our home years ago...my wife hand-painted a sign that said, "The Place to Be...", attached a couple of hooks to it, left a pants hanger dangling on it, and surprised me with it one day after work.  It the most beautiful accessory in our home for many years until we sold the table.  Never did get that tray of Budweiser beers for me and my friends though.  

That montage of them trying to make shots is still maybe the best physical-comedy "scene" in the history of the show.  Because Frank Costanza,

[4th&Five 41277]

Then I shall be there. 

[McCroskey 1484]

You did all of this, for a pinkie toe?

Edited December 3, 2019 by McCroskey

[Biff Tannen 45242]

Santa is not a commie!

[Guest Lobo]

I have some literature in my trunk 

[Biff Tannen 45242]

Well I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200, somewhere there were two women living together.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

You got a micky source?

Sent from my SM-T560NU using Tapatalk

[Guest Lobo]

I flew too close to the sun on wings of Pastrami.  

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Santa is not a commie!

On Prancer on Dasher, on Donna

[Biff Tannen 45242]

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I flew too close to the sun on wings of Pastrami.  

Yeah, that's what you did.

[Biff Tannen 45242]

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

That t-shirt looks tight...

[McCroskey 1484]

Damn you, Seinfeld...you useless pustule!

Edited December 6, 2019 by McCroskey

[futureman 22353]

well, the tomato’s an anomaly.  so successful with the ketchup and the sauce, but you can’t find a good one. 

[Biff Tannen 45242]

Take the pen!

[Guest Lobo]

You were...thinking of staying here?

[Biff Tannen 45242]

The sea was angry that day my friends.

[4th&Five 41277]

Rice Krispies...East meets West, Jerry. 

[WhatTheBuck 28643]

I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?

[pokeNbeans 203]

"It is a tad askew"

[SimonBolivar 10803]

22 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?

So Biff wants to be a buff

[WhatTheBuck 28643]

9 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

So Biff wants to be a buff

Avatar checks out. 

[Biff Tannen 45242]

The old man got to me!

[Guest Lobo]

^
Which episode is that from?  

[McCroskey 1484]

"Oh, I know the Rolamech 1000."

[SimonBolivar 10803]

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

^
Which episode is that from?  

The Junior Mints episode.

[Biff Tannen 45242]

7 hours ago, Lobo said:

^
Which episode is that from?  

 

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

The Junior Mints episode.

Yep.  I watched Home Alone today and it triggered it.

[SimonBolivar 10803]

36 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

Yep.  I watched Home Alone today and it triggered it.

I can't get this damn thing to sleep.

[Biff Tannen 45242]

Why won't this twist off?!?!  TWIST!  OFF!

[4th&Five 41277]

This is Central Park, it was designed in 1850 by Joe Peppitone. 

[Guest Lobo]

"...So the Union Army could practice fighting on grass."

bonus question---Joe Pepitone (a rather pedestrian Yankee for just 7 seasons hitting .252) is referred to once by Kramer on the Handsome Carriage ride (referenced in above post).

He's mentioned two other times on the show...can you name 'em?  

 

Edited December 9, 2019 by Lobo

[Biff Tannen 45242]

I believe he mentions him when describing his short lived stint at the fantasy camp. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

No pineapple. Just cherry, lemon.... and tutti frutti.

[Guest Lobo]

Snapple?  

No!  Too fruity...

[WBT 20288]

16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

Yep.  I watched Home Alone today and it triggered it.

I only saw Home Alone 2.  I hated it...I didn't know what was going on.

 

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

"...So the Union Army could practice fighting on grass."

bonus question---Joe Pepitone (a rather pedestrian Yankee for just 7 seasons hitting .252) is referred to once by Kramer on the Handsome Carriage ride (referenced in above post).

He's mentioned two other times on the show...can you name 'em?  

 

 

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I believe he mentions him when describing his short lived stint at the fantasy camp. 

Yes, he was crowding the plate.  Kramer had to plunk him, leading to the brawl where Kramer punched Mickey Mantle.

The other was when George suggested Joe Pepitone day at Yankee stadium. 

I was thinking that he was also mentioned in the episode where George loses his Phil Rizzuto keychain in a filled in pothole but google shows me I was mistaken on that one.

[Guest Lobo]

46 minutes ago, WBT said:

I only saw Home Alone 2.  I hated it...I didn't know what was going on.

 

 

Yes, he was crowding the plate.  Kramer had to plunk him, leading to the brawl where Kramer punched Mickey Mantle.

The other was when George suggested Joe Pepitone day at Yankee stadium. 

I was thinking that he was also mentioned in the episode where George loses his Phil Rizzuto keychain in a filled in pothole but google shows me I was mistaken on that one.

Well done, I'm 95% sure he wasn't mentioned in "The Pothole" episode, but yeah--the 3 are fantasy camp, George at the Yankee exec. meeting, and on the Manhattan carriage tour. 

Really not bad for a Yankee who was never really that big a deal.  As much as I hate the Yanks, to be fair to them, even with their "also-ran" personnel mentioned on the show, you could still populate an all-star team just with Seinfeld players. 

Danny Tartabull '93 in RF.  Mantle in LF, DiMaggio in CF.  Fuck Pepitone, had no arm.  Mattingly in 1b, split pants and all.  Jeter talked on the show, but he was never mentioned by name (IIRC), so he's at SS.  Need a 3b, 2b, and a C.  Pitching can be dealt with later, as I have to get off the toilet now.  Thanks.

[WBT 20288]

Hidecki Irabu (with Frank Costanza pronunication) as starting pitcher.