do you ever yearn?

[WBT 20989]

As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be a better way.

[WBT 20989]

Instead, there's a pole.  It requires no decoration.  I find tinsel distracting.

[WBT 20989]

Can anybody name the 10 attendees of festivus dinner?

Spoiler

Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer, Frank, Estelle, Kruger, Two-face, the two off-track betting guys

 

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Can anybody name the 10 attendees of festivus dinner?

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Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer, Frank, Estelle, Kruger, Two-face, the two off-track betting guys

 

I'm a man.

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

43 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The government has been experimenting with pig men since the 60s!

 Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.

[SimonBolivar 11065]

My parents don't read! They're gonna wonder what a book is doing on the
table!

[Biff Tannen 46175]

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

I'm a man.

That guy was apparently a porn actor as well. Not Buck Naked  

[Guest Lobo]

The poor man's Jack Black?  because the main bookmaker won a fucking Tony.  

[Guest Lobo]

Or maybe it was a Pulitzer.  It was something serious. 

anyway, long day at work and wrapping shit.   So I say to those of you who look through the bullshit and see the little things this time of year...

happy festivus to all and to all a good night

Edited December 24, 2019 by Lobo

[Biff Tannen 46175]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

The poor man's Jack Black?  because the main bookmaker won a fucking Tony.  

Yes

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

"Half of what's clogging up the Internet is porn and the other half is references to Festivus."

[4th&Five 42010]

The Tony is taking me to Sardi’s. 

Edited December 24, 2019 by 4th&Five

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

Oh, damn. I've locked myself out of my office again. Alright, I'm going home. 

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

Good thinking, Kuger

[Guest Lobo]

KAY-U-GER!  KAY-U-GER!  

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

What are you, a medieval dungeon master?

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

I already bought it! I've been lying to you for three weeks and now you're all screwing me!

[Guest Lobo]

No wine?  GET OUT! 

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

Wow, that's a lot of potatoes. 

[Landomatic 3813]

Need a surly ruling.  Staying at a friend's ranch house over the holidays.  Typical first couple days in a new place and don't really have a handle on what all they have and what all we need to get.  One of the things we're missing is some kind of scrub brush or whatever to clean dishes.  Fine, put it on the list for the next time we're at a store.  About day three, I find one of those generic green and yellow scrub sponges kind of hidden under the sink.  Wife goes to do dishes that night and notices and says, "Oh wow, where'd you get this sponge?"  Of course my reply was, "I bought a whole case of them from the pharmacy because I heard they quit making them."  My otherwise very Seinfeld in-tune wife looks at me like I have 3 heads and says, "What are you talking about?"  Now, it's the holidays so I held off on divorcing her on the spot.  But should I start the process now or should I just let her off with a stern warning?  Never been so disappointed in her.

[Guest Lobo]

So your friend is sponge-worthy?  Pics??

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

If you're looking for cleaning utensils, check under the sink on day one. 

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

Put her toothbrush in the toilet

[Landomatic 3813]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If you're looking for cleaning utensils, check under the sink on day one. 

We did.  It was hidden behind a box of trash bags.

[Landomatic 3813]

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Put her toothbrush in the toilet

Not when I have to kiss that mouth.

[Guest Lobo]

Holy Cow!  

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

9 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Not when I have to kiss that mouth.

That stuff tastes like bleach!

[Guest Lobo]

I don't know anything about that...

[HornOnTheBayou 9066]

6 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Need a surly ruling.  Staying at a friend's ranch house over the holidays.  Typical first couple days in a new place and don't really have a handle on what all they have and what all we need to get.  One of the things we're missing is some kind of scrub brush or whatever to clean dishes.  Fine, put it on the list for the next time we're at a store.  About day three, I find one of those generic green and yellow scrub sponges kind of hidden under the sink.  Wife goes to do dishes that night and notices and says, "Oh wow, where'd you get this sponge?"  Of course my reply was, "I bought a whole case of them from the pharmacy because I heard they quit making them."  My otherwise very Seinfeld in-tune wife looks at me like I have 3 heads and says, "What are you talking about?"  Now, it's the holidays so I held off on divorcing her on the spot.  But should I start the process now or should I just let her off with a stern warning?  Never been so disappointed in her.

My advice is to let it go and don't get her upset. If you get her upset, you'll have to make it up to her by going to see The Muted Heart and you'll miss Firestorm.

[Biff Tannen 46175]

7 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Put her toothbrush in the toilet

This is correct.

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

8 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Put her toothbrush in the toilet

If it was Kristin Davis, I could overlook that. 

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

Oh look, there's my friend FDR. I'm going to nail him in the back of the head. It's going to be great!

[Biff Tannen 46175]

Drop your purse honey, and pick up that medicine ball.

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

What in holy hell?

[Zwylde 831]

https://twitter.com/Billyd2411/status/1210401353417285632?s=20

 

Do you ever yearn makes an appearance.

Edited December 27, 2019 by Zwylde

[Biff Tannen 46175]

2 hours ago, Zwylde said:

https://twitter.com/Billyd2411/status/1210401353417285632?s=20

 

Do you ever yearn makes an appearance.

TYRANNIS! killed me.

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

5 hours ago, Zwylde said:

https://twitter.com/Billyd2411/status/1210401353417285632?s=20

 

Do you ever yearn makes an appearance.

You know, we're living in a society. 

 

[4th&Five 42010]

I’m starving. And if it’s peanut butter, shove it in your face!

Edited January 4, 2020 by 4th&Five

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

How often do you cut your toenails?

[4th&Five 42010]

Doesn’t George look like your sister Sara?

[HornOnTheBayou 9066]

What do I need to talk for ... to blab to the neighbors about George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.

[Biff Tannen 46175]

10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

How often do you cut your toenails?

I’d say every 2.5 to 8 weeks. 

[Biff Tannen 46175]

10 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

What do I need to talk for ... to blab to the neighbors about George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.

I’ve done all that. 

[Guest Lobo]

You know, your friend is right.  I do look a little like Jerry.

[Biff Tannen 46175]

For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.

[Guest Lobo]

Behold, a new contender has emerged.  (something like that, I never get this one exactly right despite using it weekly).  

[Biff Tannen 46175]

"Beep beep beep"?

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I'm going to lose that nail. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Yea, George is dating a crayon.

[Biff Tannen 46175]

I think the M&M should be you.