do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

Well, Poppy's a little sloppy.

[Biff Tannen 46175]

It's a pizza the minute you putta your fists in the dough!

[Guest Lobo]

tiny little fists of fury?  

[Biff Tannen 46175]

It’s supposed to be hot!

Not that hot. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Race him Jerry. Race him!

[futureman 22705]

so you feel “women and children first,” in this day and age, is somewhat of an antiquated notion.

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

Joel Rifkin?

 

[Biff Tannen 46175]

Don't know how a shark could eat laughs...

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

More wine and turkey?

[Guest Lobo]

More heavy gravy?

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

I'm sorry. You got any booze? Let's say you and I get ripped!

[Biff Tannen 46175]

On 1/20/2020 at 11:40 AM, Bash Riprock said:

Race him Jerry. Race him!

I choose not to run!

[futureman 22705]

haha, coffee shop?  I think we can do a little better than that.  you look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant. 

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

Most people go their whole lives without sitting in a Farbman.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Yeah, yeah, Well, you really got bald there, didn't you?

[Biff Tannen 46175]

This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

[McCroskey 1511]

"Pam...I don't know the woman but she sounds quite fetching."

[Biff Tannen 46175]

Velvet scrunchie. 

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

What kind of an idiot throws out a perfectly good watch?!

[Biff Tannen 46175]

C'mon!  You don't have $5000 you can lend her?

[Guest Lobo]

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Velvet scrunchie. 

Boy, you have really specific tastes.  

[4th&Five 42010]

How would you describe that smell?

 

Dandruff?

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

The pea pods?! All you saved was the pea pods?!

[pokeNbeans 205]

I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.

[PantsTent 2005]

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The pea pods?! All you saved was the pea pods?!

Well I don't want a big flat noodle.

[Biff Tannen 46175]

I’m staying at a bnb in Fredericksburg right now and I’m pretty sure they have the Commando 450. Damn thing nearly blasted me out of the shower. 

[Guest Lobo]

What're you, a circus elephant?  

[4th&Five 42010]

From what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers. 

[pokeNbeans 205]

Not from the footage I've seen.

[futureman 22705]

13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

How would you describe that smell?

 

Dandruff?

yeah, that’s part of it. 

[futureman 22705]

5 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.

you’ve been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...

-yes, yes.

the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...

-okay, the point is made. 

...the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... the bad tipper!

[4th&Five 42010]

Let me ask you this...is there any Tampax in your house?

[Guest Lobo]

Well, I'll tell you what ya got here my friend...

[futureman 22705]

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Let me ask you this...is there any Tampax in your house?

yeaahh.....

[Biff Tannen 46175]

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

Well, I'll tell you what ya got here my friend...

You’ve got yourself a girlfriend. 

[Guest Lobo]

Nah, nah.  Wait.   Are you sure?  

[Biff Tannen 46175]

Was your father also in a red chinese prison?

[4th&Five 42010]

He never heard of corduroy! True story! True story!

[SimonBolivar 11065]

Como se dice...waterbed

[Biff Tannen 46175]

So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Yes. We did.

Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something...there isn't.

 

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

Woof!

You mean reaaaar?

That's the one!

[oSuJeff97 3439]

On 1/25/2020 at 11:48 AM, pokeNbeans said:

Not from the footage I've seen.

Nevertheless...

[futureman 22705]

ohhh elaine, the toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one.  the price?  your soul.

[Biff Tannen 46175]

Row F, in front of the Gs, hobnobbing with the Ds and Es!

[Biff Tannen 46175]

Oh that Michael, I hate him, he's just so smug.

[WhatTheBuck 28932]

It's 6:30, Scott. Time for your sponge bath. 

[4th&Five 42010]

Well, I think that’s the tops. 

[Biff Tannen 46175]

Well apparently I do something because I'm sitting at the head table with Mr. MEL TORME!

[Guest Lobo]

hhhYYYYYou....