do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45239]

Yeah, heading home.

[Guest Lobo]

that was maybe the funniest 60 seconds of physical comedy by Michael Richards on the entire show.  He didn't fall down, or fly through the doorway, or cover himself in dry cement.  It was just him sitting and making subtle facial expressions watching a real life crooner legend.  And he just nails it.  The real question lingers though---how did Mel Torme and that other couple not just lose their shit and crack up?   I'd love to see the outtakes of that episode.  

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

The Jimmy is in my top 5. 

[Biff Tannen 45239]

JIMMY'S DOWN!

[Biff Tannen 45239]

20 minutes ago, Lobo said:

that was maybe the funniest 60 seconds of physical comedy by Michael Richards on the entire show.  He didn't fall down, or fly through the doorway, or cover himself in dry cement.  It was just him sitting and making subtle facial expressions watching a real life crooner legend.  And he just nails it.  The real question lingers though---how did Mel Torme and that other couple not just lose their shit and crack up?   I'd love to see the outtakes of that episode.  

I believe they talk about that in the DVD extras.  I haven't watched in a while though.  I recall that it may have all been done in one take.

[4th&Five 41247]

I didn’t start watching the show until it came on in syndication, about halfway through the series. The first two I saw were Pig Man and Jimmy. I was pretty obsessed with seeing every ep as quickly as possible. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

JIMMY'S DOWN!

This episode also had the "GEORGE IS GETTING ANGRY" line. 

Classic.

[SimonBolivar 10749]

That's as good as anything you do.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

4 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

That's as good as anything you do.

One of my favorite running gags on Seinfeld is how the rest of the crew is (mostly) unimpressed with Jerry's comedy.

"Is this a bit? Because I'm not in the mood..."

[futureman 22353]

4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

This episode also had the "GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET" line. 

Classic.

fify 

[futureman 22353]

7 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

One of my favorite running gags on Seinfeld is how the rest of the crew is (mostly) unimpressed with Jerry's comedy.

"Is this a bit? Because I'm not in the mood..."

Elaine: The Tonight Show?

Jerry: Yeah, they're in town this week, you wanna go?

Elaine: Are you doing new material?

Jerry: No.

Elaine: I don't think so.

Edited January 30, 2020 by futureman
cut and pasted because lazy

[Biff Tannen 45239]

20 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

One of my favorite running gags on Seinfeld is how the rest of the crew is (mostly) unimpressed with Jerry's comedy.

"Is this a bit? Because I'm not in the mood..."

What's the deal with politics?  I don't get it.  Am I right people?

 

Actually that whole montage of what Kramer does in Jerry's apartment when Jerry isn't there is hilarious.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What's the deal with politics?  I don't get it.  Am I right people?

 

Actually that whole montage of what Kramer does in Jerry's apartment when Jerry isn't there is hilarious.

LOL yes that is freaking hysterical.

"WHAT DON'T YOU COME UP HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!!"

(Smash cut to Kramer trying to barricade the door...)  LOL

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Listen Jerry. Bania's voice is the voice of a new generation. My generation.

[Biff Tannen 45239]

11 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Listen Jerry. Bania's voice is the voice of a new generation. My generation.

We're 4 months apart!

[4th&Five 41247]

It’s my favorite show ever and I’m not a fan of his stand up. 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

It’s my favorite show ever and I’m not a fan of his stand up. 

Seriously?

Wow.  I saw him live on his "new material" tour post-Seinfeld (the genesis of which was shown in the documentary "Comedian") and I freaking laughed so hard my face was hurting after the show, lol.

[Biff Tannen 45239]

3 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Seriously?

Wow.  I saw him live on his "new material" tour post-Seinfeld (the genesis of which was shown in the documentary "Comedian") and I freaking laughed so hard my face was hurting after the show, lol.

Yep.  I've seen him twice and he's killed both times.  He's gotten crankier as he's gotten older, which has been fun to watch.

[4th&Five 41247]

I probably need to see it live. I love comedians in cars too. 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yep.  I've seen him twice and he's killed both times.  He's gotten crankier as he's gotten older, which has been fun to watch.

 

LOL yes. He's slowly becoming Larry David...

Edited January 31, 2020 by oSuJeff97

[4th&Five 41247]

It was above the garbage. Hovering...like an angel. 

[Biff Tannen 45239]

Adjacent to refuse is refuse.

[Biff Tannen 45239]

Have a nice life!  Sentence, that is!

[Biff Tannen 45239]

It's like I’m talking to my Aunt Sylvia here.

[futureman 22353]

and you think to yourself, 'what the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'

[Biff Tannen 45239]

Yayyy!  Jerry got it open!

[PantsTent 2002]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yayyy!  Jerry got it open!

This is a regular in out kitchen.  That and some variation of "ooh, Mr. Apple, you have a brown spot!" whenever I'm cutting or peeling something that has a disformity.

 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

No you're schmoopy!

[WhatTheBuck 28636]

Not our all the way. Their all the way. I've got the stink of responsibility on me. 

[Guest Lobo]

I’m feeling something else!

[Biff Tannen 45239]

Are you just sayin' you want to have fun or do you really want to have fun?!

[pokeNbeans 203]

"I'm just Sayin' I want to have fun"

[pokeNbeans 203]

She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident and they grafted her big toes on. They do it every day.

[Guest Lobo]

And you call that, the 'Tractor Story'?  

[SimonBolivar 10749]

Must be one of those rich, spoiled handicapped people, who didn't want to do any work, and just wanted to sit in her wheelchair and take it easy.
 

Edited February 7, 2020 by SimonBolivar

[WhatTheBuck 28636]

"Pam." I don't know the woman but she sounds quite fetching. 

[WhatTheBuck 28636]

No. Bread is his soul. He's trying to buy back a loaf of his soul. 

[WhatTheBuck 28636]

I could do hard time for this. And community service!

[Guest Lobo]

11 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

No. Bread is his soul. He's trying to buy back a loaf of his soul. 

Whuh?!?, When?!? 

[WhatTheBuck 28636]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Whuh?!?, When?!? 

Cry, Cry Again. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

It’s an arty movie and frankly, they don’t have the sensibility.

[McCroskey 1484]

How can I go on a cruise without my cabana-wear??

[Guest Lobo]

.....then you, cry again

[futureman 22353]

I’m gonna need three cameras—two on the floor, one in the balcony—and I want headsets for the guys runnin’ em, I wanna be able to talk to them. 

[Guest Lobo]

I’m a joke-maker 

[futureman 22353]

what a pear-shaped loser. 

[SimonBolivar 10749]

Did I need that pointed out for me? What is that going to do for me? How does that help me, to see her? I'm trying to live my life. Don't show me that.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

I'm just scouting the location.

[Biff Tannen 45239]

So that means that anytime you want you can just picture her naked?

I guess that's true...

[futureman 22353]

male mammal, approximately 30 to 60 years of age... weight?  oh, indeterminate.