do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45712]

Give me a big smile!  Oh no no no, not that big.

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

JLD coming up on Colbert. She's looking pretty hot.  

[Guest Lobo]

Somebody got pics?

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

 

[Biff Tannen 45712]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

[Guest Lobo]

I'm not saying I'm a major catch, and I certainly love my wife of Lo These Many Years...but seriously, Brad Hall?  Brad fucking Hall gets to be married to her?  The bastard child of Bill Gates and Slenderman? 

He gets to be married to a woman who is more gorgeous and funny and rich than basically any other woman on our planet?  And that guy?  I'd love to say "Good for you, Brad."  But no, fuck him.  Her global fixed income portfolio, the tits, and the worst season of "Old Christine" are way above his paygrade, nevermind the rest of the package of goodies.  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I'm not saying I'm a major catch, and I certainly love my wife of Lo These Many Years...but seriously, Brad Hall?  Brad fucking Hall gets to be married to her?  The bastard child of Bill Gates and Slenderman? 

He gets to be married to a woman who is more gorgeous and funny and rich than basically any other woman on our planet?  And that guy?  I'd love to say "Good for you, Brad."  But no, fuck him.  Her global fixed income portfolio, the tits, and the worst season of "Old Christine" are way above his paygrade, nevermind the rest of the package of goodies.  

WHYYYYYYY

 

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant Parmesan is a DISGRACE TO THIS HOUSE!

[futureman 22530]

[Biff Tannen 45712]

[Biff Tannen 45712]

Hey, I'm not stupid.  I'm looking in the first drawer, there's no can opener.

Did I say you were stupid?

Well wouldn't I have to be?

[Guest Lobo]

You don't know what I use for birth control, do you?  

[4th&Five 41586]

You use the uh...flavin. 

[WBT 20653]

You going to do something about your sideburns?

[futureman 22530]

I’ll take three... make it ten... twenty sponges should be plenty... twenty-five sponges should be just fine... just give me the whole case and I’ll be on my way. 

[Biff Tannen 45712]

You just gonna stare at the back of the seat?

Yeah.

[Guest Lobo]

Listen honey, the Alex is a family theater.  Not one of your swing joints.  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

40 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You just gonna stare at the back of the seat?

Yeah.

That guy's coming home in a body bag.

[Biff Tannen 45712]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Listen honey, the Alex is a family theater.  Not one of your swing joints.  

What a spanking button!

[Biff Tannen 45712]

[oSuJeff97 3435]

YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH THAT NO YANKEE IS COMING TO HOUSTON!

[Biff Tannen 45712]

30,000 feet above your head ya bastard!

[Guest Lobo]

May we have an orange?  We are very hungry! 

[Biff Tannen 45712]

Well, Jerry, they're Japanese.   I mean, that TV you watch, that sushi you eat, I mean, even that kimono you wear.  Where to you think all that money goes, hmm?

[Guest Lobo]

Isn't that only a few hundred dollars?  

[pokeNbeans 203]

 I think the blind would probably be a little messy around the house. And lets face it, they're not going to get all the crumbs. I'd possibly be walking around with a sponge.

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice. 

[Biff Tannen 45712]

Get up boy, get up!  We got a problem here!  Tough it up. This is for real, you've got to want it...

[Biff Tannen 45712]

You know as painful as it is I had to let a few people go over the years. Yogi Berra, Lou Pinella, Bucky Dent, Billy Martin, Dallas Green, Dick Houser, Bill Virdon, Billy Martin, Scott Marrow, Billy Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter, … uh, tut!, . . .George, you didn't hear that from me. 

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

And so I made an explosive out of chickpeas and I stopped that great rhino right in his tracks. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

What about the driver?

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I find the soothing pastoral images very conducive.

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

STICKIN' IT!

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

Newman uses his mail truck to run fish for China Panda on the weekends. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

41 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Newman uses his mail truck to run fish for China Panda on the weekends. 

[Biff Tannen 45712]

We will cut the bike down the middle!

[Biff Tannen 45712]

GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!

[Biff Tannen 45712]

I don't know, but I woke up in the Hudson River in a SACK!

[Guest Lobo]

Well technically Norfolk gets more gross tonnage.  

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

Four hours in this chop and I'm a full inch taller!

[Guest Lobo]

Nothing in there but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Just now, Lobo said:

Nothing in there but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?

Hello are you the bomber?

Yes this is the terrorist bomber.

[Biff Tannen 45712]

You see, he's the LOSER.  To the VICTOR go the spoils.

[Biff Tannen 45712]

I'm home sick and have just been watching episodes on Hulu all day.

Kramer when Jerry is dating Jeannie:  Well GOD help us!

[oSuJeff97 3435]

9 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

"Once....twice.... three times a laaaAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!"

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

Oh, the humanity!

[futureman 22530]

what is this, oak?

[4th&Five 41586]

I think it’s pine. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

This is Ned, he's a communist. A big, BIG communist........

[futureman 22530]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I think it’s pine. 

pine is good.