do you ever yearn?

[HornOnTheBayou 8858]

1 hour ago, pokeNbeans said:

This is Ned, he's a communist. A big, BIG communist........

Or is he just well red? 

Edited February 26, 2020 by HornOnTheBayou

[WhatTheBuck 28636]

(Do you think) people will still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this "mouth vacuum" thing for real?

[oSuJeff97 3435]

14 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

This is Ned, he's a communist. A big, BIG communist........

Hey this guy's a commie!  Commie! Commie! Trader to our country!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

He named names...

[Biff Tannen 45239]

2 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Hey this guy's a commie!  Commie! Commie! Trader to our country!

Santa is NOT a commie.

 

One of my top 10 lines of the entire series.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

 

[Biff Tannen 45239]

When they pull that needle out I let the expletives fly!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

When they pull that needle out I let the expletives fly!

You find you need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist?

Edited March 2, 2020 by Bash Riprock
coronavirus

[Bash Riprock 1695]

“When you get to that chapter about my romantic escapades, feel free to toss yourself into the mix.”

[Guest Lobo]

just the two of us...and we surrendered to temptation.  And it was pretty good.  

[Biff Tannen 45239]

I'll tell the maitre d it will just be the three bulls.

[Guest Lobo]

I've probably used, "Ah yes, Fong has been most accommodating" at least a dozen times when out to eat in groups and I've had to speak with the hostess about a table.  

And sadly, every hostess I speak with was born after that episode aired.  

 

[Biff Tannen 45239]

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I've probably used, "Ah yes, Fong has been most accommodating" at least a dozen times when out to eat in groups and I've had to speak with the hostess about a table.  

And sadly, every hostess I speak with was born after that episode aired.  

 

Ha, I don't think I would catch that either.  Going to start using it now though.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Ha ha, nonsense, George. Besides it gives me a chance to tell you about my latest trip to Burma where I discovered a very unusual corduroy.

[Biff Tannen 45239]

You're obviously lying George, anyone can see that!

[McCroskey 1484]

If you’re in some situation where some fast cash will save your life, I’ll give you the code.


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[futureman 22353]

well, you missed the early bird.  must be nice to have that kind of money. 

[Biff Tannen 45239]

Ok...we’ll wait. But it’s unheard of. 

[futureman 22353]

"candidate cosmo kramer caught barefoot in clubhouse."

[futureman 22353]

anyway, the point I was making before goebbels cooked your hamburger...

[Biff Tannen 45239]

You should hang onto her like grim death!  Which is not far off by the way!

[Biff Tannen 45239]

Your son could never afford that car!  We all saw his act last year at the playhouse.  He's lucky he can pay his rent!

[Guest Lobo]

Not my Harry!  He only flies first class!  
 

that quote reminds me so much of surly.  Any thread remotely related to travel or even pandemics invariably turns into a contest of who has elite status on which airlines.  And yes, I have almost 30,000 miles on SWA so I’m kinda big deal.

i also like the way the stewardess says “overhead” when taking Jerry’s bag 

 

[Biff Tannen 45239]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Not my Harry!  He only flies first class!  
 

that quote reminds me so much of surly.  Any thread remotely related to travel or even pandemics invariably turns into a contest of who has elite status on which airlines.  And yes, I have almost 30,000 miles on SWA so I’m kinda big deal.

i also like the way the stewardess says “overhead” when taking Jerry’s bag 

 

 

I am somehow A-list on Southwest right now.  No idea how.  I've flown like twice in the past year.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Poor little bubble boy. He's sitting there waiting for you in his bubble, or igloo thing or whatever.

[Guest Lobo]

The Moops

[WhatTheBuck 28636]

Peach. 

[Biff Tannen 45239]

By the way.  I'm not getting married.  Tell mom, bye.

*yanks phone cord out of wall

[Guest Lobo]

Don't tell your mother. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it

[Biff Tannen 45239]

We can't keep seeing each other.

Why?

Because it's oooooveerrrrr!!!

[4th&Five 41246]

The French guy fell off the bike. Oh man, that’s precious. 
 

Cracked me up last night. 

[Biff Tannen 45239]

He's trying to buy back a loaf of his soul.

[Guest Lobo]

Tell him Jerry...

I'm a Joke Maker.  

[Biff Tannen 45239]

Hello woman.

[Biff Tannen 45239]

He has no home, he's a squirrel.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

turn your key moira!!

 

 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28636]

Well, hello photo store Sheila. 

[futureman 22353]

it’s pretty hot under these lights, eh seinfeld?

[Biff Tannen 45239]

The timeless art of seduction.

[Guest Lobo]

I’m really quite comfortable

 

[futureman 22353]

is this or is this not your signature?

[pokeNbeans 203]

 I can tell you what to do.

No, it's more than that.

I can tell you what to think.

I need someone I can trust.

.....Oh.

[4th&Five 41246]

So what beats rock?

Nothing beats rock. 

[Biff Tannen 45239]

Rock flies right through paper!

[Biff Tannen 45239]

Prediction: you'll be calling me to ask if you can come and visit him before the month is out.

[futureman 22353]

it's your URINE, elaine!

[WhatTheBuck 28636]

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Prediction: you'll be calling me to ask if you can come and visit him before the month is out.

Prediction: I never see you or him again for the rest of my life. 

[futureman 22353]

so, mom and pop’s plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust, for 48 years.  and then, run off with jerry’s sneakers. 

[Biff Tannen 45239]

8 hours ago, futureman said:

so, mom and pop’s plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust, for 48 years.  and then, run off with jerry’s sneakers. 

apparently