do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22709]

I like jon voight.  just seems like kind of a strange reason to buy a car, because he might have driven it. 

[Biff Tannen 46190]

Probably they think you're too good for them.  You know...because of the car.

[futureman 22709]

I heard from someone they cut one of her lines, she climbed up a rope on the side of the stage and started dropping lights on people’s heads.  a story like that’s gotta be true!

[Biff Tannen 46190]

You're like a gorilla out there, I gotta go!

[futureman 22709]

if you bring it up again I’ll feed your genitals to a wolf! ... kids!

[Biff Tannen 46190]

It's Guys and Dolls.  Not Guys and Guys.

[Biff Tannen 46190]

I don't know if you've noticed, but lately I've been wandering aimlessly.

[futureman 22709]

now that you mention it...

[Biff Tannen 46190]

Prescient:

[futureman 22709]

[Biff Tannen 46190]

IT'S A PIG MAN!

[SimonBolivar 11067]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Prescient:

This is George Costanza, I'm calling for my test results. Negative? Oh, my God. WHY! WHY! WHY? What? What? Negative is good? Oh, yes of course! How stupid of me. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[4th&Five 42018]

Game, set and match, eh Milos?

[futureman 22709]

elaine, I paid 200 dollars for this racquet because he said it’s the only one he plays with.  he could’ve played just as well with a log. 

[Bullneck 19547]

So how are things on the red planet?

 

[Biff Tannen 46190]

I've decided I can't kiss hello anymore.

[futureman 22709]

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I've decided I can't kiss hello anymore.

[Junior Miller 1502]

For those with the Coronavirus blues who haven't seen it here's and hour and a half of Seinfeld bloopers

 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

"My wife has an inner-ear infection".

[WhatTheBuck 28937]

On March 13, 2020 at 5:27 PM, SimonBolivar said:

This is George Costanza, I'm calling for my test results. Negative? Oh, my God. WHY! WHY! WHY? What? What? Negative is good? Oh, yes of course! How stupid of me. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Prognosis Negative!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Ooh, she's a package full of energy!

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

 Saving lives? The whole profession is, eh, just put some aloe on it.

[futureman 22709]

she’s one step above working at the clinique counter!

[honolulu horn 6239]

Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.

[Biff Tannen 46190]

Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next!

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

37 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.

Dion Rifkin?

[futureman 22709]

 

no, veto.

[oSuJeff97 3439]

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.

Remmy Rifkin???  Should I get a beret?

[honolulu horn 6239]

Ellis and Alex aren't even CLOSE!

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next!

Csb/ a man named Ned Rifkin moved to Austin several years back from NYC by way of DC to helm the Blanton.  He was hilarious and said I was only the second person to ever make the connection to that episode.  He needs better friends.  
 

anyway, to pass the time...anyone want to imagine the episode where New York shuts down public spaces due to Covid?

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

28 minutes ago, Lobo said:

anyway, to pass the time...anyone want to imagine the episode where New York shuts down public spaces due to Covid?

Kramer's friend Bob Sacamano is selling TP in Battery Park if you need any.

[futureman 22709]

29 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Kramer's friend Bob Sacamano is selling TP in Battery Park if you need any.

and his friend jay reimenschneider eats bat all the time!  he's probably patient zero.

[Biff Tannen 46190]

He came in here for a hernia operation!  Oh yeah, routine surgery.  Now he's sitting in a chair by a window going "My name is Bob!"

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

and his friend jay reimenschneider eats bat all the time!  he's probably patient zero.

You know George is going to get Coronavirus. The day before he's supposed to go on a 14 day cruise with Marisa Tomei. 

 

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUMMER OF GEORGE!!!

[Guest Lobo]

George:  "Give me any address in the city, I'll not only tell you the best toilet, but the one with the best toilet paper."  

 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.

[Biff Tannen 46190]

I'll see you in hell Costanza.

[Guest Lobo]

Papi's a little sloppy.

 

[futureman 22709]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'll see you in hell Costanza.

marjorie?  how are ya, sweetheart?

[NorthLoop 14507]

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Papi's a little sloppy.

 

Papi would argue that the flu is worse

[pokeNbeans 205]

"Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up

the pho-one. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not hooome."

[Biff Tannen 46190]

It's tough keeping your feet dry...when you're kicking in a skull.

Edited March 17, 2020 by Biff Tannen
accuracy

[Biff Tannen 46190]

Jerry, these are load bearing walls!  They're not gonna come down!

[futureman 22709]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Jerry, these are load bearing walls!  They're not gonna come down!

yeah that's no good...

[Bash Riprock 1695]

It's all pipes! What's the difference?!

[Biff Tannen 46190]

I’m a bad man!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel vigorous.

[Guest Lobo]

Go ahead pick out anything in this room and I lift it up over my head

[Biff Tannen 46190]

You think you're better than him?

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

 Why didn't anybody tell me it was bolted down??