do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22353]

I'd be happy to get you some if that's what you're driving at.

[Biff Tannen 45236]

He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, homogenization.  She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[NorthLoop 13955]

I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine 

[futureman 22353]

16 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

the picture alone is great even if you don't know who she is.  then throw in that she might be the funniest woman on the planet and she's also a billionaire.  it's a lot to take in.

[Guest Lobo]

the weird thing is she was incredibly sexy before the show and after the show.  Her Seinfeld years were actually her least attractive years and she was still hot.  

And then yeah, the personality and the money.  Fuck Brad Hall.  I mean seriously...Brad Hall.  A two-bit 'comedic writer' with the looks of...I dunno.  But I hate him.

[pokeNbeans 203]

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, homogenization.  She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.

But they made it work!

[WhatTheBuck 28629]

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, homogenization.  She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.

She didn't know about Pasteurization, he didn't know about fumigation, but they made it work!

[NorthLoop 13955]

Prepare yourself for an all out bidding war, but this time - Advantage Varnsen! 

 

 

(I watched the PR Day Parade ep on Hulu yesterday since they never show it on syndication - so many great lines)

[futureman 22353]

not pennypacker!!

[Biff Tannen 45236]

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Prepare yourself for an all out bidding war, but this time - Advantage Varnsen! 

 

 

(I watched the PR Day Parade ep on Hulu yesterday since they never show it on syndication - so many great lines)

Ha, me too.

Hey Jackass, get me a diet dr. pepper!

[Biff Tannen 45236]

Ew Mr. Apple, you have a brown spot!

[Biff Tannen 45236]

Watching the finale, which I rarely do, but great line when Steinbrenner is on the stand.  Frank stands up in the audience and yells "how could you give $12 million to Hideki Irabu?!?!"

[Guest Lobo]

It was really a natural continuation of the Buhner conversation he had with Mr. Steinbrenner years earlier.  Plus, most people on Okinawa consider Irabu to be the pitching equivalent of Jay Buhner.  He didn't want to make another Ken Phelps mistake despite Irabu never having thrown more than 175 innings in MLB play, never posting an ERA under 4.00, and being woefully overpaid.  Say what you want about Frank, he knew his baseball and he knew his politics.  Whereas he seemed like the schmuck and Morty Seinfeld seemed like the wise old dad, Frank was actually almost always right and Morty was a fumbling doofus.  Had Frank not had such a nagging wife and a lazy dipshit of a son, he would have done great things.  And not enough people thank him for his military service.  /rant 

[futureman 22353]

mmmmm, machu picchu.  

[futureman 22353]

it’s good to have you back, stan. 

[4th&Five 41246]

Just saw Shmoopie has Coronavirus. 

[Biff Tannen 45236]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Just saw Shmoopie has Coronavirus. 

The actress?

[futureman 22353]

39 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The actress?

ali wentworth

[Biff Tannen 45236]

I saw "Titanic".  So that old woman, she's just a liar, right?

And a bit of a tramp if you ask me.

[4th&Five 41246]

I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just coke and sprite mixed together.  How can I prove it?

 

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8858]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The actress?

No, the character. It's mentioned in the deleted scenes that aren't shown in syndication. 

[Biff Tannen 45236]

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Kramer still testing his bladder system idea 

 

https://external-preview.redd.it/iATP64Y9_k7B4EUS2d4C416a9jVTVDpOdAVIWf-UUMQ.gif?width=728&format=mp4&s=1caa5ded2ad1afbd135f77b1b37d464a409b04fb

[Bash Riprock 1695]

You are a loverboy! You are a loverboy!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

A free truck? Oh boy, that completely changes our cost structure. Our G and A goes down fifty percent.

[Biff Tannen 45236]

7 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

Kramer still testing his bladder system idea 

 

https://external-preview.redd.it/iATP64Y9_k7B4EUS2d4C416a9jVTVDpOdAVIWf-UUMQ.gif?width=728&format=mp4&s=1caa5ded2ad1afbd135f77b1b37d464a409b04fb

That is just fantastic 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

And we discover yet another talent... posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals.

[futureman 22353]

On 4/7/2020 at 5:20 PM, Bash Riprock said:

Kramer still testing his bladder system idea 

 

https://external-preview.redd.it/iATP64Y9_k7B4EUS2d4C416a9jVTVDpOdAVIWf-UUMQ.gif?width=728&format=mp4&s=1caa5ded2ad1afbd135f77b1b37d464a409b04fb

hey how about this, ketchup and mustard in the same bottle.

[NorthLoop 13955]

I ordered Seltzer! Not Salsa! 

[WBT 20283]

would

[Biff Tannen 45236]

Oh absolutely

[futureman 22353]

so hot

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Wood so much

[Biff Tannen 45236]

That's what you had to tell me?  Your father wears sneakers in the pool?

[futureman 22353]

how do you solve a problem like maria?

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Tippy Toe! Tippy Toe!

[futureman 22353]

lemon tree.

[SimonBolivar 10711]

I don't think you can return an item for spite

[futureman 22353]

https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/5129665002

[WhatTheBuck 28629]

I'll take the job. Potato salad!

[WhatTheBuck 28629]

Here's an actual deleted/edited scene, from The Friars Club (S7 E18). After J. Peterman overhears Elaine testing Bob's hearing aid by standing behind him and telling him how much he turns her on, Peterman gives her a pair of tickets to see The Flying Sandos Brothers so the two of them can go out. This line got left on the cutting room floor:

"Don't worry, Elaine. I too am no stranger to love on the clock. As a young lad, my father apprenticed me to a honey factory in Belize. Chief beekeeper was this horrible hag of a woman with gnarled teeth and a giant wart she called a nose. Oh, she was not attractive even by backwoods standards. But love is truly blind, Elaine. As the days passed, working so closely together, that sweet smell of honey in the air, I knew I had to have this horrible creature. And I did. So you and Bob have a good time tonight. And that's an order."

There's also an alternate ending where Peterman and Bob come to Elaine's office and she can't hear what Peterman is saying because she got deafened by the alarm going off in the theater while she was testing Bob's hearing aid. Peterman thinks she's just acting and tells her that Bob's pretty broken up about the two of them so he's sending Bob to Italy for the month to work on the Medici Handkerchief. He says, "I was going to send you, but nobody likes a tease." As they walk off down the hall, Elaine says, "Oh, that son of a bitch." Bob appears back in the doorway and says, "I heard that," and, pointing to his ear, "new batteries."

[futureman 22353]

do you have any documentation?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

On 4/11/2020 at 1:57 PM, SimonBolivar said:

I don't think you can return an item for spite

Restitution? You want restitution? Why should I give you restitution?

[futureman 22353]

I don’t return fruit.  fruit’s a gamble, I know that going in. 

[Biff Tannen 45236]

I happen to know for a fact, that he was called Maestro in social situations. I once saw him at a bar and someone came up to him and said, "Hello Maestro, how about a beer".  Ok?  So that's a fact.

[futureman 22353]

I guess the dj booth was over there behind the bone saw?  let’s get outta here, george...

[Biff Tannen 45236]

Jerry's gonna be a cable boy, Jerry's gonna be a cable boy.

[Biff Tannen 45236]

Marie, this water is still too cold.

It's freezing!  Hurts your teeth!

[futureman 22353]

wilhelm?  my name is tonya.