do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

Most of the world is carpeted.  And one day, we will do all the cleaning.  

[futureman 22,458]

well, I gotta meet newman at the pet store. I’m helpin him pick out a turtle. 

[futureman 22,458]

I can do six weeks standing on my head.  I’m like a sexual camel. 

[4th&Five 41,542]

I thought you didn’t believe in god. 
 

I do for the bad things. 

[PencilPusher 454]

Jerry, it's three-thirty in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

Go ahead, deride, deride if you must. But let me tell you something, with my personality and this set of hair, you know what I am now? I am in the game. I no longer defer to the coifed. I'm a player.

[futureman 22,458]

dial 9, merlin. 

[futureman 22,458]

this doesn’t look like a man who’s happy with his stereo performance, now does it?  looks like you’re breaking into it like an otter cracks open a clam. 

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

It is good cape weather: cool, breezy.

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

And again it all comes back to Lloyd Braun.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And again it all comes back to Lloyd Braun.

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

[futureman 22,458]

you see that woman on the horse?  she stole twenty dollars from me. 

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

Your car's on fire.

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

I think the candy comes out up here.

[futureman 22,458]

a nickel!

[futureman 22,458]

you know jeffrey's favorite animal?  the leopard!

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

I remember your V. It was like a perfect triangle. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

George likes the bananas!!

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

On 4/18/2020 at 10:16 AM, futureman said:

you know jeffrey's favorite animal?  the leopard!

That's pretty rare! I mean, actual friends!

Uncle Leo lines are always solid.

 

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well!

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's pretty rare! I mean, actual friends!

Uncle Leo lines are always solid.

 

Like equals!

[futureman 22,458]

jerry, your cousin jeffrey is in a parks department production of the mikado.  I want you to come see it with me!

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

Open the package Leo.

[oSuJeff97 3,435]

Yes sir.... a George Bonanza is here to see you....

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

Seinfeld friend.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

What are you having, veal?

[4th&Five 41,542]

You really think you can manipulate that beautiful woman like the half soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations?"

 

 
 

[pokeNbeans 203]

"Because sometimes it's enough already and I just want to get some sleep"

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

She told me to "go to hell!" and I took the bus home.

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

Well, perhaps we should inquire. Poppie! Oh, Poppie. Could I have a word?

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

It's a pizza the minute you put-a your fists in the dough!

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Jerry, my young friend, you are so nave. You are so so nave. You know about a few things. You know about comedy, a little bit about relationships, some baseball, but you are so far out of your element here, you are embarrassing yourself. Now listen to me. I am negotiating. Negotiation, this is what you do in business.

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

You held out...for LESS money.

[futureman 22,458]

a simple joke from a simple man.  

[oSuJeff97 3,435]

Yes George.... because of 'society'....

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

CARTWRIGHT!

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

Oh, Bruline. Newman's got the same one

[futureman 22,458]

NEWMAN plays TENNIS??

[4th&Five 41,542]

He’s fantastic. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Hey, big baby, are you wetting yourself? Maybe it is time for you to be changed.

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

one of my all time favorite gifs

[futureman 22,458]

thanks for ruining my daddy’s business you fat fuck. 

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

8 hours ago, futureman said:

thanks for ruining my daddy’s business you fat fuck. 

I fucking hated that kid.

[futureman 22,458]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I fucking hated that kid.

what the fuck are you doing you little piece of shit!?

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

8 hours ago, futureman said:

thanks for ruining my daddy’s business you fat fuck. 

Another round of strawberry for me and my friends!!!

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

Jerry's look at the end always kills me.

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I fucking hated that kid.

Oh, we all hated him.

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I fucking hated that kid.

What was the kid's name on the show?  Billy something?  

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I fucking hated that kid.

What was the kid's name on the show?  Billy something?  

[4th&Five 41,542]

Hey, fatso, I got a 90 in biology.