do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45715]

You?  You stomp around like a clydesdale.

[Biff Tannen 45715]

WTF is going on with the board today?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Shits borked, man.

[futureman 22538]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

WTF is going on with the board today?

 

35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Shits borked, man.

are these kramer??  haha.  what episodes are they from?

[SimonBolivar 10958]

 My parents don't read! They're gonna wonder what a book is doing on the table!

Edited April 25, 2020 by SimonBolivar

[Biff Tannen 45715]

[Guest Lobo]

In light of current medical directives, If all you Seinfeld fans haven't spent the last 2 days walking around your house saying, "That stuff tastes like bleach."   "I don't know anything about that"   You are dead inside.  

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/53931004-6957-443a-91c4-7e26c75b25ab

Also cures cancer, I'm told. 

"He had cancer" 

 

[Biff Tannen 45715]

Oh I love Yoo-hoo!

Yes, it’s a fine product. 

[futureman 22538]

if I had a kid I would name him isosceles 

[Biff Tannen 45715]

Mug Costanza

[futureman 22538]

“gloria vanderbilt collection”

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Sixty-five hundred to the dark-haired person on the right.

[Biff Tannen 45715]

The very pants I was returning. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

How bout takin' your top off?

Edited April 26, 2020 by Bash Riprock

[Bash Riprock 1695]

This has got to be one of the best endings to a Seinfeld episode.

 

 

[futureman 22538]

our eyes met across the crowded hat store.  I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher...

[Biff Tannen 45715]

Fine weekend. 

[Biff Tannen 45715]

15 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

This has got to be one of the best endings to a Seinfeld episode.

 

 

Stellar. And also STELLA!!!!

[futureman 22538]

-you think she has toe-thumbs?

--how’s her handshake?  a little firm, isn’t it?

[Biff Tannen 45715]

Limbs akimbo. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

 Well, you'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people and have to walk out in shame with your tail between your legs.

 

Yeah, so?

[Biff Tannen 45715]

85!

[futureman 22538]

19 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

85!

oh, hello professor. 

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

It's not Top of the Muffin TO YOU!

[Biff Tannen 45715]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It's not Top of the Muffin TO YOU!

No, no it is!

[futureman 22538]

this was the only woman I never lied to.  well, that’s not entirely true...

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

Boy, you know, that eggplant was very good. Very good. Everybody out! I've got eggplant on my mind. Costanza! Go get me a couple calzones right now! Pronto! Move it out! Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone! He must have one! Everybody out!

[futureman 22538]

I have one shirt, going for 10 minutes, at 325 degrees. 

[Biff Tannen 45715]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

I have one shirt, going for 10 minutes, at 325 degrees. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

NOBAGELNOBAGELNOBAGELNOBAGEL

[Biff Tannen 45715]

Hey. Oh, did I frighten you? I'm not crazy. I mean, I may look weird, but I'm just like you, I'm just a regular guy just trying to make it in this business.

[PencilPusher 454]

There I was on the steps of the 42nd St. library, a grown man, getting a wedgie.

At least it wasn't atomic.

 It was.

[Biff Tannen 45715]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-14-2018/VGVwNU.gif

[Guest Lobo]

I was bald.

[Biff Tannen 45715]

Nevermind who I am. I know who I am. Do you know who you are?

[SimonBolivar 10958]

She knew I didn’t have a job, she knew I lived at home. Didn’t seem to bother her. I think I could have married this woman.

[4th&Five 41586]

It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist. 

[Biff Tannen 45715]

Lemme tell you something, Kramer dude.  If that ogre dude pulled that crap on me I'D STAB HIM!

[4th&Five 41586]

Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the minimalism?

[futureman 22538]

yeah, well, king edward didn’t live in queens with frank and estelle costanza. 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Mr Kramer, let me tell you a story. In nineteen-seventy-nine I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone. That fine was never paid, and since then that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets than anyone in New York City. For sixteen years I pursued him, only to see him give me the slip time and time again. I never got a clean look at his face, but he's become my 'white whale'. Mr Kramer, that day was yesterday! But thanks to you, I don't know if I'll ever get that chance again!

Edited May 1, 2020 by SimonBolivar

[Biff Tannen 45715]

Do you have a decaf cuppucino?

No, I don't think we have that.

Well that's a little strange.

And why does that surprise you?

Well it's a very popular drink.

This is an office.

That's true.

[Guest Lobo]

Did you say Elaine? 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Arrivederci my fellow 40-short.

[Biff Tannen 45715]

Listen, NATASHA.

[pokeNbeans 203]

You think you can pose me however you want? That's my ass in your window!

[Biff Tannen 45715]

There's I Love Luuucy, The Luuuucy Show...

[futureman 22538]

here’s lucy. 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Too Gubernatorial

[futureman 22538]

kramer you can’t live down here, this is where people come to die!