do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22353]

kramer these people work and wait their whole lives to move down here, sit in the heat, pretend it’s not hot, and enforce these rules!

[Biff Tannen 45233]

Helen: I'll fix you something. How about feta cheese omelet?

Kramer: Mmmm, that sounds great, Mom.

Jerry: You feed him, he'll never leave!

Helen: I don't have any feta. How about cottage cheese and egg beaters?

Kramer: (pouts) I guess...

[Guest Lobo]

I wouldn't even know how to work it.  

[WhatTheBuck 28620]

Yes, they're important! If you stumble, if you hesitate, you can kiss the crown goodbye. Now if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, POISE COUNTS! It's just as important as the others: swimsuit, evening wear, talent, POISE!

[WhatTheBuck 28620]

Oh my god, Mattingly just split his pants!

[Biff Tannen 45233]

Babe Ruth with his little girl legs. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Babe Ruth with his little girl legs. 

Here’s something I just found out recently. He wasn’t really a sultan.

[Guest Lobo]

What do you make of that Georgie?  

[Bash Riprock 1695]

What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt?

[futureman 22353]

you know, that thing about her being too good for him, I mean, I was just being folksy.  they could tell I was just being folksy?

[WhatTheBuck 28620]

My fault? Your nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people!

[futureman 22353]

she’s on a very fixed income!!!

[Biff Tannen 45233]

You told Nana to drop dead!

[Guest Lobo]

Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?  'Cause last week, I hit a whopper! 

[futureman 22353]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?  'Cause last week, I hit a whopper! 

loved this so much. 

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, futureman said:

loved this so much. 

Well, I was attempting to tie-in a number of softball-centric episodes on Seinfeld.  You got your Nana, Bette Midler, the Dermatologist, there was a really early one in season 1 or first half of 2 but they were just talking about it.  Then another one with the comedy club team.  I digress...

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

43 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Bette Midler,

You made a long journey from Milan to Minsk.

[Biff Tannen 45233]

45 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well, I was attempting to tie-in a number of softball-centric episodes on Seinfeld.  You got your Nana, Bette Midler, the Dermatologist, there was a really early one in season 1 or first half of 2 but they were just talking about it.  Then another one with the comedy club team.  I digress...

I was in favor of naming our softball team Friends O' Clyde, but was voted down.

[Biff Tannen 45233]

Also, it's Bette Mid-ah-lah.

[Guest Lobo]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, it's Bette Mid-ah-lah.

Do they call your cousin, "The Shark"...cause she never lose a case?  

[futureman 22353]

oh, sotheby's, yeah they make good cake

[Biff Tannen 45233]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Do they call your cousin, "The Shark"...cause she never lose a case?  

Fuckin Ping. 

[4th&Five 41246]

The pea pods? All you saved was the pea pods?

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Kudos, Elaine, on a job…done.

[Guest Lobo]

Right, right...your tooth.  

[futureman 22353]

you’ve given this comedy thing your best shot.  yeah you had some good observations, but it’s over.  now this bloomingdales thing, that could be the next wave. 

[futureman 22353]

oh elaine!  this dry air is curing me like a black forest ham. 

[futureman 22353]

poor old walt has a polyp in the duodenum. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8858]

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.

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[4th&Five 41246]

A little too much chlorine in that gene pool. 

[Biff Tannen 45233]

And with Darren’s help we’ll get that chicken. 

[WhatTheBuck 28620]

Boy, those capes are really coming back. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8858]

"Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist..."

"They'd pick her up in about ten minutes."

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

RIP, Frank.

I demand this thread be filled with Frank Costanza quotes all day. HOOCHIE MAMA!!!

[Biff Tannen 45233]

God dammit. Just god fucking dammit. I knew this day was coming and I knew it was going to suck and god dammit it sucks. 
 

You want a piece of me?  You got it!!!!!

[SimonBolivar 10706]

Manya died! ..Manya died!!

[Biff Tannen 45233]

She’s deceased. 

[futureman 22353]

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I knew this day was coming and I knew it was going to suck and god dammit it sucks. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

 You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock

and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse.

We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!

[HornOnTheBayou 8858]

You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.

[HornOnTheBayou 8858]

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

"Do you have to yell it?"
"The man on the tape was not specific."

[futureman 22353]

6 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.

you got the A...

[SimonBolivar 10706]

No! We have to go to Schnitzer's! I'll show these people something about taste!

[WBT 20281]

23 minutes ago, futureman said:

you got the A...

...and the D.  That's the biggest.

[Kel Varnsen 8327]

I've got good news and bad news, and they're both the same: you're fired.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

19 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I've got good news and bad news, and they're both the same: you're fired.

I didn't read his resume.

[Biff Tannen 45233]

I stopped short!

[WBT 20281]

To think, I almost split the profits on the manziere with you!

[Biff Tannen 45233]

Not the...not the billiards.  Not the billiards.  The place...THE PLACE TO BE!