do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22353]

I find tinsel distracting. 

[Biff Tannen 45232]

My computers. I've been selling them for two months now. Shut up!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

[Biff Tannen 45232]

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

[4th&Five 41246]

 

[futureman 22353]

that must’ve been some doll. 
 

she was. 

[PencilPusher 454]

I SENT SIXTEEN OF MY OWN MEN TO THE LATRINES THAT NIGHT! They were just boys...

[PencilPusher 454]

Million to one shot doc...Million to one.

[Biff Tannen 45232]

As I rained blows upon him I realized there had to be another way!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

This guy. This is not my kind of guy.

[Biff Tannen 45232]

Then he can have bananas on the side!

[futureman 22353]

what is this??  a prophylactic wrapper!!!

[PencilPusher 454]

Frank: "George, we've had it with you. Understand? We love you like a son, but even parents have limits."
Estelle: "The breakups, the firings. And every Sunday with the calls."
Frank: "What my wife is trying to say is that this is supposed to be our time."
George: "I'm not following."
Frank: "We're cuttin' you lose."
George: "You're cuttin' me loose?"
Frank: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother."

[Biff Tannen 45232]

You got the hen, the chicken, and rooster.  The hen goes with the rooster.  So who's having sex with the chicken?  Something's missing!

[HornOnTheBayou 8858]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You got the hen, the chicken, and rooster.  The hen goes with the rooster.  So who's having sex with the chicken?  Something's missing!

"They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them."

"That's perverse!"

[Guest Lobo]

And you turn my house into, into Bourbon Street?

[Biff Tannen 45232]

Hello woman.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

That's my TV Guide! Ripped to shreds! She gave that to you?!

Hey, is that the Twilight Zone you're watching?

 

Can't believe 2020 took Frank and Ricky 

[WBT 20280]

No, not billiards...we call it, uh...the place to be!

Edited May 11, 2020 by WBT

[WBT 20280]

Give me that spatula!  I'm back baby!!

 

[WBT 20280]

What about your side, your cousin Henny?  She was sickly from the moment I met her.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Morty Seinfeld? He's a bum.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

What about your side, your cousin Henny?  She was sickly from the moment I met her.

ESTELLE: Frank, if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?

FRANK: She'd never make it.

[futureman 22353]

look, george, it’s a pierre-cardin!!!

[futureman 22353]

my george isn’t clever enough to hatch a scheme like this. 

[4th&Five 41246]

 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Ever see that face on him? Like a b-iiig apple pie.

[4th&Five 41246]

Bowling’s insane! Bowling is crazy time!

[Guest Lobo]

You’ll have visions!!!

[Biff Tannen 45232]

We dropped the fat man and we're running lean!

 

Also, we've got like 3 Seinfeld threads going now.  Hard to keep up.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, we've got like 3 Seinfeld threads going now.  Hard to keep up.

[futureman 22353]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, we've got like 3 Seinfeld threads going now.  Hard to keep up.

this thread is the main one, let there be no mistake about that.  then there’s the netflix special thread which should only be stand-up and nothing about the show on NBC.  and then which is the third?  jerry stiller RIP?

[Biff Tannen 45232]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

this thread is the main one, let there be no mistake about that.  then there’s the netflix special thread which should only be stand-up and nothing about the show on NBC.  and then which is the third?  jerry stiller RIP?

Yes and the Jerry stiller thread started on with quotes. I’m not complaining. 

[futureman 22353]

mr. thomassoulo picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake handicapped!

[Guest Lobo]

I think I see what's going on here! 

[SimonBolivar 10698]

They couldn't just say hello?! ... Oh, to hell with them

[Guest Lobo]

If you're one of us...you'll take a bite. 

[futureman 22353]

I’ll see you in hell, costanza. 

[Biff Tannen 45232]

Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, “This never happened.”

[Guest Lobo]

Now, what is the problem with this book again?  

[futureman 22353]

that was MY mail-order bride!

[Biff Tannen 45232]

Think you can handle that numbnuts?

[4th&Five 41246]

D-A-L-R-I-M-P-E-L?

Not even close. 
 

[Guest Lobo]

What am I saying, I'm talking to the President of NBC?  

[4th&Five 41246]

Get a good look, Costanza?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Everybody's doing something, we'll do nothing.

[Guest Lobo]

then why am I watching it?  

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Because it's on TV.

[Guest Lobo]

Not yet. 

[SimonBolivar 10698]

Well, they're in...The MACANAW PEACHES ,Jerry , the MACANAW PEACHES!!!!

 

 

(The annual peach stand in town just opened!)