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Frank: "George, we've had it with you. Understand? We love you like a son, but even parents have limits."
Estelle: "The breakups, the firings. And every Sunday with the calls."
Frank: "What my wife is trying to say is that this is supposed to be our time."
George: "I'm not following."
Frank: "We're cuttin' you lose."
George: "You're cuttin' me loose?"
Frank: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother."

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You got the hen, the chicken, and rooster.  The hen goes with the rooster.  So who's having sex with the chicken?  Something's missing!

"They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them."

"That's perverse!"

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10 minutes ago, WBT said:

What about your side, your cousin Henny?  She was sickly from the moment I met her.

ESTELLE: Frank, if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?

FRANK: She'd never make it.

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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, we've got like 3 Seinfeld threads going now.  Hard to keep up.

this thread is the main one, let there be no mistake about that.  then there’s the netflix special thread which should only be stand-up and nothing about the show on NBC.  and then which is the third?  jerry stiller RIP?

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7 minutes ago, futureman said:

this thread is the main one, let there be no mistake about that.  then there’s the netflix special thread which should only be stand-up and nothing about the show on NBC.  and then which is the third?  jerry stiller RIP?

Yes and the Jerry stiller thread started on with quotes. I’m not complaining. 

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Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, “This never happened.”

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