do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

Gotta love these Hampton tomatoes.  

[SimonBolivar 11,068]

You know this whole place is going vrrrrrrrrrrrrt, downhill. I could have come in here last week with a bad plum but I let it go.

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

I would love to see how you pick up a check with no money because if this works, the whole monetary system is obsolete.  We're back to wampum.

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

We could build a cabin like THAT.

Well, maybe not us, but two men could.

[Guest Lobo]

His dying words to me were, "Cherish the cabin."  Not "Take care of your sister"...she's a paraplegic, but "Cherish the Cabin."

Edited May 15, 2020 by Lobo

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

Oh come on Jerry, its opening night, black tie, Pagliacci! The great, sad, tragic clown, like you.

[HornOnTheBayou 9,068]

I love Chinese women.
Isn't that a little racist?
If I like their race, how can that be racist?

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

And you didn't ask me to do it? I could raise enough money to cure polio.

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

I am not a soft boiled egg.

And I am not a piece of toast.

[Frank The Tank 1,503]

On 5/11/2020 at 8:18 AM, WBT said:

...and the D.  That's the biggest.

I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

Just watched The Outing and one of the best parts is the callback of the sponge bath scene from earlier in the season, but reversing it.

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

Isosceles Kramer

[Guest Lobo]

yes, yes; I look forward to many years...of The Triangles.  

[futureman 22,719]

who, damien?  nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious kid. 

[Guest Lobo]

Well, what are ya gonna do with the leather one?  

[NorthLoop 14,525]

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

[HornOnTheBayou 9,068]

Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200, somewhere, there were two women living together.

[futureman 22,719]

well, if I hear you correctly, and I think that I do, my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here and never mention this to anyone again. 

[Guest Lobo]

Oh, it’s a scene man.  

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

9 hours ago, Lobo said:

Oh, it’s a scene man.  

I use this weekly at minimum.

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

I'm your baby bluey.

[WhatTheBuck 28,941]

You got a problem with Woody Woodpecker?

[WhatTheBuck 28,941]

Oh! You popped Woody Woodpecker!

[Guest Lobo]

He’s an instigator 

I probably use that line, in that tone, once a month. 

Edited May 23, 2020 by Lobo

[futureman 22,719]

I like jon voight.  just seems like kind've a strange reason to buy a car, because he might have driven it.

[futureman 22,719]

wait, that’s you?  I think the m&m should be you. 

[4th&Five 42,026]

So you were violated by two people when you were under the gas. So what? You’re single. 

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

Would you believe when I was 18 I had a ssssssilver dollar collection!?

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

Not shot.  Dog bite.  Woof woof.  Not bang bang.

[4th&Five 42,026]

RIP, Wilhelm

 

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

Good god, who's next?

[Guest Lobo]

29 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

RIP, Wilhelm

 

To that great Carpeted World in the Sky, Mr. Herd.  

Had some great roles throughout the decades, quite a workhorse.  As much as I loved him as the aloof direct report of Costanza, his most memorable role may have been on "V"

RIP, Mr. Herd.  

[futureman 22,719]

his name is tonya

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

Him you brainwashed?

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

I’m tired of all your macho head games. 

[futureman 22,719]

you’re a terrible liar, george.  look at you, you’re a wreck, you’re sweating bullets.

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

George likes his chicken spicy. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

It's the Kung Pao.

[Guest Lobo]

What if I don't want a long, flat noodle?  

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

You mean like...an Indian Giver?!

I'm sorry I'm not familiar with that term.

[Guest Lobo]

I've called ahead and requested the necessary accommodations.  

Edited May 27, 2020 by Lobo

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I've called ahead and requested the necessary accommodations.  

Cartwright?

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?

I miss Jerry Stiller so much.

Edited May 27, 2020 by Biff Tannen

[Guest Lobo]

Those were mailboxes, you idiot! 

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?

WE HAVE NO DEAL!

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

You want to borrow Golden Boy?

[4th&Five 42,026]

In 20 minutes that place will be swarming with mailmen. We’ll be back on the street by lunch. 

[futureman 22,719]

is this a good idea, with you being on the verge of this big promotion?
 

my presence in that office can only hurt my chances.

[Biff Tannen 46,203]

Whatever you say CROWELL