do you ever yearn?

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

 

What are you a mid evil dungeon master?

[Guest Lobo]

Alright, Lobo rant incoming...

Seinfeld episodes that were key-centric.

Obviously, this woman's in the previous post.  George parking cars with all the building's keys.  The one episode that centered entirely around each of them trading back keys that had given one another to get into each other's apartments while out of town.  Phil Rizzuto keychain.  Putty charges Jerry for keys to a new Saab.  

What else ya' got?  

[4th&Five 41,588]

I don’t eat dinner, dinner is for suckers. 

[futureman 22,542]

so you think he was expecting a roll in the supportive hay?

[Guest Lobo]

Not this place, it's called the Lumbar Yard

[futureman 22,542]

52 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Not this place, it's called the Lumbar Yard

what’s that guy's last name again?

[Biff Tannen 45,731]

I clam and scallop. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

8 hours ago, Lobo said:

Phil Rizzuto keychain

Holy Cow!

[WhatTheBuck 28,798]

10 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

What are you a mid evil dungeon master?

*medieval

[Guest Lobo]

It's the same sheep.  I saw Harry Blackstone do the same trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin Show.  

[futureman 22,542]

come on you fuckers. 
 

12 hours ago, futureman said:

what’s that guy's last name again?

“kitzmiller”

 

[Biff Tannen 45,731]

You got a greeting that starts with an H, how's $20 sound?

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

George, you’re not really handicapped, are you?

I’ve had my difficulties.

[Biff Tannen 45,731]

I woke up and found my walking papers tacked to the brim.

I never thought a hat would destroy my life.

[Guest Lobo]

Whatever it takes, nights...weekends.  

[Biff Tannen 45,731]

26 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Whatever it takes, nights...weekends.  

But I don't even really work here.

[NorthLoop 14,242]

22 hours ago, Lobo said:

Alright, Lobo rant incoming...

Seinfeld episodes that were key-centric.

Obviously, this woman's in the previous post.  George parking cars with all the building's keys.  The one episode that centered entirely around each of them trading back keys that had given one another to get into each other's apartments while out of town.  Phil Rizzuto keychain.  Putty charges Jerry for keys to a new Saab.  

What else ya' got?  

The key to the lockbox that Fredo ate

[futureman 22,542]

fredo was weak and stupid!  he shouldn’t have eaten that key!

[NorthLoop 14,242]

Hey Kramer! I dug Fredo up. Now let's cut him open!

[futureman 22,542]

hey neighbor. 

[NorthLoop 14,242]

Man's best friend... Jerry I want something like that on my tombstone. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8,945]

48 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

The key to the lockbox that Fredo ate

From the same episode:

"And so, for all these reasons, we are officially broken up. Thank you, and good night."
"No, George, we're not."
"But I proved it!"
"I refuse to give up on this relationship. It's like launching missiles from a submarine. Both of use have to turn our keys."
"Well, then, I am gonna have to ask you to turn your key."
"I'm sorry, George, I can't do that."
"Turn your key, Maura. Turn your key!"

[Guest Lobo]

My cup the runneth over.  ;)

[Biff Tannen 45,731]

Kramer...butter...Kramer...butter

[NorthLoop 14,242]

This is all blowing up in my face! My serious girlfriend, and my
torrid love affair have accidentally crossed paths. I have ruined three
lives!

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

But I don't even really work here.

That's what makes this so difficult. 

[futureman 22,542]

I gotta be at brandt-leland by nine

[Biff Tannen 45,731]

How long have I been asleep?  What year is this?

[4th&Five 41,588]

I ordered in. It’s still effort. 

[SimonBolivar 10,959]

Well, I beg to differ...

[Biff Tannen 45,731]

Well I think I know when my birthday is.

Well you think so, but you'd be wrong.

[futureman 22,542]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I ordered in. It’s still effort. 

what happened to your hand?

[4th&Five 41,588]

Like you care.

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Is he from the future?

[futureman 22,542]

kurt’s an organ donor. 

[futureman 22,542]

oh I see ziggy’s back at the complaint department.  ‘the new yorker is stealing my ideas.’

[Armybrat 40,902]

I have never seen one episode of Seinfeld.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

37 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I have never seen one episode of Seinfeld.

[Biff Tannen 45,731]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I have never seen one episode of Seinfeld.

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I have never seen one episode of Seinfeld.

This is surprising considering the role of Izzy Mandelbaum was loosely based on your great grandson.  

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

This is surprising considering the role of Izzy Mandelbaum was loosely based on your great grandson.  

It's go time.

[Biff Tannen 45,731]

Is this a gym or some kind of fitness museum?

Not funny.

[futureman 22,542]

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I have never seen one episode of Seinfeld.

you think you’re better than me?

[Armybrat 40,902]

I never saw an episode of Little House on the Prairie either.

Nor the West Wing.

.1%er for sure.

[Guest Lobo]

Look man, I've always thought you've had your faculties about you and were damn witty and culturally well-rounded for a gentlemen your age, but mentioning together these three shows, "Little House on the Prairie, Seinfeld, and the West Wing."  That's a sign of dementia.  Nobody has ever thought of those three shows in the same calendar year, let alone in a few hours.  

Unless, of course, this is so weird deal you made with your wife that if make it through Covid-19, you get to get down with Melissa Gilbert, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Mary McCormack at the same time.  In which case, I continue to salute as a damn fine Longhorn and American.  

[pokeNbeans 203]

*Equivalency

[Biff Tannen 45,731]

It’s pronounced thermometer. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

Don’t. Touch. Jimmy!!

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Well, I had been swimming for 3 hours and I was in a real groove so I decided to keep going, but at 10 they start the aquasize. 35 geriatrics throwing elbows. It's like a flabby arm spanking machine.
 

[futureman 22,542]

On 6/15/2020 at 10:33 PM, Lobo said:

Phil Rizzuto keychain.

difficult job.  you want those keys, we're gonna have to dig this up.