do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

Is this about money?  

[billfromlaketravis 11,291]

You’re not wearing a shirt, are you? 

[futureman 22,353]

yeah.  *sniff*  it’s about money. 

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

You can't have sex with someone you admire...

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

She IS depraved. 

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

...if not in your apartment then in the laundry room or the ATM in the building across the street or the WATCH SHOP!

[Guest Lobo]

they stopped making that gum 20 years ago.  

[futureman 22,353]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

...if not in your apartment then in the laundry room or the ATM in the building across the street or the WATCH SHOP!

woof!

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

[Guest Lobo]

That guy may be driving a minivan in North Carolina, but he ain't dead inside yet!  

"Why don't you just say the name of the movie you want to see?!?"  

[4th&Five 41,246]

It’s wrinkled. It’s worthless. 
 

I also just checked to see if 555 FILK was available in Texas. Sadly, no. 
 

 

Edited June 23, 2020 by 4th&Five

[McCroskey 1,484]

It's more like a full body dry heave set to music.

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

I stopped having sex a week ago and I don't know no Portuguese.

[futureman 22,353]

of course, absolute zero!

[Llano Estacado 1,257]

You wanna talk about hotels? Wanna win some ballgames?

[WhatTheBuck 28,620]

Will you look at that kid? Suckin' away. Suckin' like there's no tomorrow. Suck, suck, suck. 

[futureman 22,353]

why didn’t you get the big one?

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

It’s Gore-Tex. 

[Guest Lobo]

You don’t even need a coat!

[4th&Five 41,246]

I was supposed to pickup Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago!

[WBT 20,280]

You've selected - Brown-eyed Girl!

[HornOnTheBayou 8,858]

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

I'm going to Sky Burger.

[Guest Lobo]

I've prepared some experiments that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.  

[futureman 22,353]

what is tungsten, or, wolfram?

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

33 minutes ago, futureman said:

what is tungsten, or, wolfram?

Take me to your leader

[Guest Lobo]

The Portuguese waitress?

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The Portuguese waitress?

I haven't seen four women like this together outside of a Russ Meyer film

[Guest Lobo]

This is discrimination!

[futureman 22,353]

you should come over.  tonight’s pipe night. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

Feels like an Arby's night.

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

We need to break up.

You gotta be kiddin me, how come?

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Get up, get up, it's her. Oh, the hell with this, I'm scared to death, just walk away, it's off, cancel everything, go!

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

We need to break up.

You gotta be kiddin me, how come?

It's not me, it's you.

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Yeah, I just worked a triple shift.

I hear ya, sister.

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

So we're just a couple of white people?

[Llano Estacado 1,257]

The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So we're just a couple of white people?

Do you want to go to the Gap?

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

I hear you've got some lip reader working for you. You gotta let me use her for one day. Just one day!

Can't do it Newman!

[futureman 22,353]

asian.  just to mess with them.

-oh, haha... good one. 

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Then of course with evolution the octopus lost the nostrils and took on the more familiar look that we know today. But if you look really closely you can still see a bump where the nose use to be.

[Guest Lobo]

Single file, Jerry! 

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

I am freaking out!

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

[pokeNbeans 203]

That's a pile of judgement there...

[Llano Estacado 1,257]

The really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing. See, you gotta be careful about sex now. You get that heart pumping and suddenly, BOOM!

Next thing you know you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage.

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Get a good look, Costanza?

[futureman 22,353]

where did I get the coffee?  where do you think I got the coffee, from the grocery store.

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

The door?  But the window is right there.

[WhatTheBuck 28,620]

I'm not saying she's deaf. She's deaf.