do you ever yearn?

[Guest Lobo]

Is this about money?  

[billfromlaketravis 11878]

You’re not wearing a shirt, are you? 

[futureman 22721]

yeah.  *sniff*  it’s about money. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

You can't have sex with someone you admire...

[Biff Tannen 46206]

She IS depraved. 

[Biff Tannen 46206]

...if not in your apartment then in the laundry room or the ATM in the building across the street or the WATCH SHOP!

[Guest Lobo]

they stopped making that gum 20 years ago.  

[futureman 22721]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

...if not in your apartment then in the laundry room or the ATM in the building across the street or the WATCH SHOP!

woof!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[Guest Lobo]

That guy may be driving a minivan in North Carolina, but he ain't dead inside yet!  

"Why don't you just say the name of the movie you want to see?!?"  

[4th&Five 42027]

It’s wrinkled. It’s worthless. 
 

I also just checked to see if 555 FILK was available in Texas. Sadly, no. 
 

 

Edited June 23, 2020 by 4th&Five

[McCroskey 1512]

It's more like a full body dry heave set to music.

[Biff Tannen 46206]

I stopped having sex a week ago and I don't know no Portuguese.

[futureman 22721]

of course, absolute zero!

[Llano Estacado 1257]

You wanna talk about hotels? Wanna win some ballgames?

[WhatTheBuck 28942]

Will you look at that kid? Suckin' away. Suckin' like there's no tomorrow. Suck, suck, suck. 

[futureman 22721]

why didn’t you get the big one?

[Biff Tannen 46206]

It’s Gore-Tex. 

[Guest Lobo]

You don’t even need a coat!

[4th&Five 42027]

I was supposed to pickup Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago!

[WBT 21000]

You've selected - Brown-eyed Girl!

[HornOnTheBayou 9069]

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected

[Biff Tannen 46206]

I'm going to Sky Burger.

[Guest Lobo]

I've prepared some experiments that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.  

[futureman 22721]

what is tungsten, or, wolfram?

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

33 minutes ago, futureman said:

what is tungsten, or, wolfram?

Take me to your leader

[Guest Lobo]

The Portuguese waitress?

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The Portuguese waitress?

I haven't seen four women like this together outside of a Russ Meyer film

[Guest Lobo]

This is discrimination!

[futureman 22721]

you should come over.  tonight’s pipe night. 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

Feels like an Arby's night.

[Biff Tannen 46206]

We need to break up.

You gotta be kiddin me, how come?

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Get up, get up, it's her. Oh, the hell with this, I'm scared to death, just walk away, it's off, cancel everything, go!

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

We need to break up.

You gotta be kiddin me, how come?

It's not me, it's you.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Yeah, I just worked a triple shift.

I hear ya, sister.

[Biff Tannen 46206]

So we're just a couple of white people?

[Llano Estacado 1257]

The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So we're just a couple of white people?

Do you want to go to the Gap?

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I hear you've got some lip reader working for you. You gotta let me use her for one day. Just one day!

Can't do it Newman!

[futureman 22721]

asian.  just to mess with them.

-oh, haha... good one. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Then of course with evolution the octopus lost the nostrils and took on the more familiar look that we know today. But if you look really closely you can still see a bump where the nose use to be.

[Guest Lobo]

Single file, Jerry! 

[Biff Tannen 46206]

I am freaking out!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[pokeNbeans 205]

That's a pile of judgement there...

[Llano Estacado 1257]

The really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing. See, you gotta be careful about sex now. You get that heart pumping and suddenly, BOOM!

Next thing you know you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Get a good look, Costanza?

[futureman 22721]

where did I get the coffee?  where do you think I got the coffee, from the grocery store.

[Biff Tannen 46206]

The door?  But the window is right there.

[WhatTheBuck 28942]

I'm not saying she's deaf. She's deaf.