do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45685]

I think your taking the trash out for this chicken place, but that couldn't be.

[4th&Five 41552]

Am I fearing AIDS?

[Guest Lobo]

Jerry Seinfeld got her number from an AIDS Walk list...

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

38 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think your taking the trash out for this chicken place, but that couldn't be.

Not fast food, good food served quickly.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Hey, Silvio, look at Jerry here, prancing around in his coat with his purse. Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy!

[futureman 22462]

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think your taking the trash out for this chicken place, but that couldn't be.

jerry, I lied.  I’m just an assistant manager. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

estelle's got the jimmy arms

[Guest Lobo]

Like you wouldn’t believe. 

[Biff Tannen 45685]

You scream in your sleep.

[4th&Five 41552]

I can’t carry a pen. I’m afraid I’ll puncture my scrotum. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

What kind of a person are you?

I think I'm pretty much like you-- only successful.

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Little Stewart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother!

[futureman 22462]

elaine’s demeanor through that whole scene is just delightful.

 

[Guest Lobo]

Ned Rifkin?  

When he moved here from the East Coast to head up the Blanton Museum of Art.  First time I met him, not the first thing I said, but later that meeting...I asked him, "Are you the Ned guy that buys irregular underwear?"  He cracked up, We became fast friends after that.  /csb 

Fun fact, that actor played Henri, the French asshole that was always trying to steal Woody Boyd's girlfriend, Kelly on "Cheers"  I don't know what he did after those TV shows, but he'll always be aces in my book.  

[Bash Riprock 1695]

.

[Biff Tannen 45685]

JERRY: What is that bubbling sound? Are you making your tomato sauce?

KRAMER: Hot and spicy.

JERRY: You're not wearing a shirt, are you?

KRAMER: Yes I am.

JERRY: What color is it?

KRAMER: Dammit!
 

[futureman 22462]

I’m all covered in oregano and parmesan and it’s sticking to me because of the butter.  look at me!

[futureman 22462]

they don’t just overcook a hamburger, jerry. 

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Are you accusing me of stealing the raisins?

[4th&Five 41552]

Angela...lousy thug. 

[futureman 22462]

au revoir, le george!

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Arrivederci, my fellow 40 short.

[futureman 22462]

it’s not “top of the muffin TO YOU!!”

[Biff Tannen 45685]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

it’s not “top of the muffin TO YOU!!”

No, no, it is!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Arrivederci, my fellow 40 short.

 I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.

[4th&Five 41552]

Where’s that Rum Raisin?!

[futureman 22462]

step skipper!!!

[Biff Tannen 45685]

He tried to lam, but they cheesed him!

[Guest Lobo]

Kramer: "Much rather take it in the head, like I did in '79" 

Jerry:  "You were living in the Village then, right?" 

Kramer: "Don't really remember"  

 

[Biff Tannen 45685]

A crazy clown is after you?  Oh that’s rich. 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

You're flesh and blood

[Biff Tannen 45685]

But it's your bodega!

Even I am not above the policy.

[futureman 22462]

eh little yerry a-seinfeld.... does he bounce checks too?

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Well, maybe one day you will do me a favor.  And that day is today.

[Guest Lobo]

The children seem to like the clown.

[futureman 22462]

I like the way he handles himseeeelf

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Krah-mare

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Krah-mare

Kaaaa-roooga

[futureman 22462]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Krah-mare

even I am not above the policy

[Biff Tannen 45685]

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

even I am not above the policy

That's what we started this with.

[futureman 22462]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

That's what we started this with.

damn.  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's what we started this with.

I don’t even really work here!

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Helen!  Jerry got me a hot wizard computer!

[Guest Lobo]

Not my Harry!  He only flies first class!  

(I think of this quote every time I see a tacit surlyhorns pissing contest where people "subtly" mention their mileage status)  

STELLA!

[futureman 22462]

On 7/21/2020 at 4:28 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Helen!  Jerry got me a hot wizard computer!

think it’s hot?

[Biff Tannen 45685]

But are you still master of your domain?

[Guest Lobo]

It's more than just a tip calculator! 

[futureman 22462]

mine doesn’t have a 7.

I'm ruined!

[Biff Tannen 45685]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

mine doesn’t have a 7.

I'm ruined!

Runed.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

think it’s hot?

Jerry, your getting your father too excited.