do you ever yearn?

[WhatTheBuck 28620]

This stuff smells like what I imagine Kramer had in mind when he wanted to create a fragrance that smells like you just came back from the beach. 

[WhatTheBuck 28620]

We don't allow any outside syrups, jams, or condiments in the restaurant. And if I catch you in here with that again, I will confiscate it. 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

All right, now here's the scoop, Jockey. I came in here last January to talk to one of your flunkies.

[futureman 22353]

and tell you what, put a sawbuck on captain nemo in the third at belmont.

[Guest Lobo]

Hey Charlie...it's Elaine Benes

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.

[futureman 22353]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Hey Charlie...it's Elaine Benes

e-laine BENES??

[WBT 20280]

Two months ago I saw a provocative movie on cable.  It was called The Net, with that girl from The Bus.

 

Speed is coming on at 7 on Paramount.

[Biff Tannen 45228]

17 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.

I'm a man.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm a man.

Fantastic line by Jack Black's doppelganger. 

[Guest Lobo]

He should have won an Emmy for his silent work at the Festivus dinner, later that episode. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

He should have won an Emmy for his silent work at the Festivus dinner, later that episode. 

Andy Ackerman: Act creepy, but don't say anything at the dinner

Charlie: I got you fam.

 

Fun Fact: The "other guy's" name in the script is "Bookie".

[Guest Lobo]

You mean, Tracy Letts?  The writer of "August Osage County"?  

Kramer/ "He's so prolific!" 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Hi, Gwen. High tide. 

High tide?

[4th&Five 41246]

I’d love to be a civil war buff.

[futureman 22353]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

You mean, Tracy Letts?  The writer of "August Osage County"?  

Kramer/ "He's so prolific!" 

holy shit.  primo entry for “can’t believe that’s the same actor” thread.  would never have guessed. 

[ztejas 42819]

Thought y'all might like this 

Edited July 30, 2020 by ztejas

[futureman 22353]

and three times a week I shall require a cannoli. 

[Guest Lobo]

Nothing in that drawer but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie Boy?  

[4th&Five 41246]

i don't think i've ever seen that ep. and not googled those elle playboy pics.  in fact...

Edited July 30, 2020 by 4th&Five

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Nothing in that drawer but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie Boy?  

Heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Nothing in that drawer but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie Boy?  

Larry David’s best line in the series? I say yes.


Conrad, Connie, or Con, whatever you prefer.

[ztejas 42819]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

those elle playboy pics. 

Rules 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, Llano Estacado said:

Larry David’s best line in the series? I say yes.

Tough choice: 1 and 1A for me are:

 

George, the word around the office is that you’re a Communist.

Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here’s something I just found out recently. He wasn’t really a sultan.

[futureman 22353]

big stein wants an eggplant cal-zone!

[Biff Tannen 45228]

Is it Feb-u-ary or Feb-ru-ary?  Because I prefer u-ary. Now what is this ru?

[futureman 22353]

do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

[WhatTheBuck 28620]

Don't put your tongue on the floor! He's putting his tongue on the floor. Here, have some more sugar packets. 

[McCroskey 1484]

Do you like golf, Mr Kramer?


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[Guest Lobo]

47 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Do you like golf, Mr Kramer?


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I salute this timely post and I salute Postmaster General, Henry Atkins.  RIP good sir.  

[Biff Tannen 45228]

See, there are no jerk stores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

[WhatTheBuck 28620]

Wouldn't you...like to pass the ketchup...to someone like me...please?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

On 8/2/2020 at 10:12 AM, Lobo said:

I salute this timely post and I salute Postmaster General, Henry Atkins.  RIP good sir.  

One of my favorite exchanges:

 

Woman: "Why does this dummy have a bucket on its head?"
Kramer: "Because we're blind to their tyranny."
Woman: "Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?"
Kramer: "Yeah. Move along, Betty."

[Guest Lobo]

You said it'd be a postman I know...and you're a postman I know!  /RIPmaxvonsydow

[Biff Tannen 45228]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You said it'd be a postman I know...and you're a postman I know!  /RIPmaxvonsydow

*mailman

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

*mailman

[Guest Lobo]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

*mailman

You're right...the grief of the Postmaster General has clouded my memory.  

 

[4th&Five 41246]

Brody, he’s a reasonable man, but he’s insane!

[Llano Estacado 1257]

It's those damn culottes you made him wear when he was five!

[Biff Tannen 45228]

23 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

It's those damn culottes you made him wear when he was five!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[futureman 22353]

get the swordfish.  best swordfish in the city.  the best, jerry.

I'll have the salmon. 

[McCroskey 1484]

You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy!


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[Biff Tannen 45228]

That looked like milk to me!

[futureman 22353]

or, I could sleep in the park. 

[Biff Tannen 45228]

Ma, I know this may be hard for you to understand but I am sure there are many people who do not like me.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

That damn delicatessen that is last time they screw up one of my orders.

(Cooh-STANza)

[SimonBolivar 10698]

It's a foreign movie... a *film*, is what it is, actually.

Edited August 7, 2020 by SimonBolivar

[Biff Tannen 45228]

I'm mossy, Jerry. My brain is mossy.

[futureman 22353]

listen to this idea: a restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly. 

[Biff Tannen 45228]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

listen to this idea: a restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly. 

What do you call it?