do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22,353]

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What do you call it?

PB & J’s. 

[futureman 22,353]

what do you think?

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

I think you need more sleep.

[HornOnTheBayou 8,858]

nevermind

Edited August 8, 2020 by HornOnTheBayou

[HornOnTheBayou 8,858]

Yeah, out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured.

Yeah, it's a disturbing image.

Yeah, so you cry... and when you see the dancer, you cry again.

Edited August 8, 2020 by HornOnTheBayou

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

Brody, he a reasonable man, but he's insane!

[4th&Five 41,246]

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Brody, he a reasonable man, but he's insane!

I did it on the last page, Biff. 

Edited August 8, 2020 by 4th&Five

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I did it on the last page, Biff. 

[futureman 22,353]

yeah uh, look, brody, jerry wants to do the bootleg.  he’s dying to do it, but if you don’t make him happy, the work suffers...

[4th&Five 41,246]

Did we miss that Poppie died last week? Stern talked about it this morning. 
 

[Guest Lobo]

Obituary said he had contracted Covid-19 after failing to wash his hands.  

RIP, Reni Santoni.  Apparently he played some professional baseball at some point.  

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Did we miss that Poppie died last week? Stern talked about it this morning. 
 

He was served some bad fish, and he died on the high seas.

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

Hi, this is Darren from Kramer’s office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk’s coffee shop.

Really? When?

In 10 minutes. Do you need directions?

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

You know, when I heard you got engaged, I thought *maybe* you had matured. But obviously there's no growth here.

Well, I can't argue with that, but the fact remains... I was completely... Mulva!

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

Yank it like you're startin' a mower!

[futureman 22,353]

I put all your Z’s on the weights and measures page. 

[futureman 22,353]

elaine, I paid $200 for this raquet because he says it’s the only one he plays with.  he could have played just as well with a log. 

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

elaine, I paid $200 for this raquet because he says it’s the only one he plays with.  he could have played just as well with a log. 

ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS!!!!!

[futureman 22,353]

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yank it like you're startin' a mower!

all right.  you can eat, but machines do everything else. 

[Guest Lobo]

I knew she was young(ish) on that episode...but holy shit---Ivana Milicevic..............Milos' girlfriend.  She was just 23 at the time.  Now, just 46.  Absolutely smoking hot.  And here's the kicker...she was a model (no surprise there), but got her start in showbusiness as a stand-up comic.  And fun fact, the actor that played Milos...he's from the proving ground of where every great eastern European typecast actor comes from...halfway between Brownwood and Waco....................Hamilton, Texas.  

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

This sucks without pics.

[Guest Lobo]

I dunno, start here.  I'm not good at embedding pics :

http://www.starsend.co.uk/2008/11/ivana-milicevic.html

[futureman 22,353]

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

And fun fact, the actor that played Milos...he's from the proving ground of where every great eastern European typecast actor comes from...halfway between Brownwood and Waco....................Hamilton, Texas.  

holy shit!  I often take 281 between austin and dallas just to stay away from 35.  stopped at the allsup’s in hamilton many times.  if you would’ve given me a million guesses on milos’s origins I’m not sure I’d have come up with hamilton, tx. 

[Guest Lobo]

I'll give you two million guesses.  But Hamilton, Texas does three things really well:

Allsup's Gas Stations, two-bit hack tennis pros, and people who claimed to be Billy the Kid.  

[futureman 22,353]

Just now, Lobo said:

people who claimed to be Billy the Kid

I thought that was Hico?

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, that's where he made the claim.  But he's dead and buried in Hamilton.  Where they apparently ran the DNA test.  Because, you know...that's the place you want top DNA exams taking place.  As well as where you go for tennis racquet advice.  I dunno, I just like the Seinfeld connections to Texas.  All we really ever got was the Houston Astros "dumb bastards" episode and the "El Paso?  I spent a month there one night."  

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

My favorite, albeit not seinfeld, is Janocz (sp?) from Ghostbusters 2 is from Dallas. 

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

Plus they give you those word association

tests. I love those.

JERRY: Those are great. There's no wrong answer.

GEORGE: Potato

JERRY: Tuberculosis

GEORGE: Blanket

JERRY: Leroy

GEORGE: Grass

JERRY: Tuberculosis

[4th&Five 41,246]

He schnapped me.

[McCroskey 1,484]

This is evolutionary. I been reading this
book, on Leonardo de Vinci. See, that means “from Vinci”, did you know that?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[NorthLoop 13,954]

I used to drive Austin to Jacksboro a lot. Hamilton is about halfway. Got a speeding ticket there once and almost ended up with a warrant because of their stupid JP office. Then once I had to sit and wait 45 minutes for some parade.  They blocked 281 both ways for 45 min for a fucking parade. Not a fan of Hamilton, TX. 

[McCroskey 1,484]

7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I used to drive Austin to Jacksboro a lot. Hamilton is about halfway. Got a speeding ticket there once and almost ended up with a warrant because of their stupid JP office. Then once I had to sit and wait 45 minutes for some parade.  They blocked 281 both ways for 45 min for a fucking parade. Not a fan of Hamilton, TX. 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Edited August 14, 2020 by McCroskey

[futureman 22,353]

9 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Then once I had to sit and wait 45 minutes for some parade.  They blocked 281 both ways for 45 min for a fucking parade.

I wouldn’t have handled that well. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8,858]

9 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Sorry, this is the Seinfeld thread. I think what you meant to say was "He knocks me outta commission, so you can strut around in your fancy number one shirt. Well, I'll show you who's number one."

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

24 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I used to drive Austin to Jacksboro a lot. Hamilton is about halfway. Got a speeding ticket there once and almost ended up with a warrant because of their stupid JP office. Then once I had to sit and wait 45 minutes for some parade.  They blocked 281 both ways for 45 min for a fucking parade. Not a fan of Hamilton, TX. 

Oh man, I’m on the wrong floor again. 

[futureman 22,353]

46 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

you think you’re better than me?

[McCroskey 1,484]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

you think you’re better than me?

It's go time.

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Kramer, cockfighting is illegal.

Only in the United States.

[futureman 22,353]

the door?  why would I go out the door?  the window’s right here. 

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

14 hours ago, futureman said:

the door?  why would I go out the door?  the window’s right here. 

He played that scene so well. 

[oSuJeff97 3,435]

You're not Penske material!

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

24 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

You're not Penske material!

You are aware...

[futureman 22,353]

I’ll tell you what, george, starting tomorrow no more desks.  just a lucite table and four legs. 

[Guest Lobo]

Who knew that Steinbrenner was inventing the first standing desks and the first learning pods?  

Whenever I pull out my iPhone 7 (old school) in person at our socially distant office, my buddy likes to say, "Well, I'm sure things will pick up for you soon..."  

Edited August 18, 2020 by Lobo

[McCroskey 1,484]

Oh my god, you're in jail?  That is so cool!

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

"The Gang!", as she likes to call em.

[Guest Lobo]

Scheming.  Hatching.  

(confession----I always want to use that line, but I can never remember it, but it's something like, "They're up to something.  Of that, you can be sure."  )

[futureman 22,353]

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Scheming.  Hatching.  

(confession----I always want to use that line, but I can never remember it, but it's something like, "They're up to something.  Of that, you can be sure."  )

plans... schemes.  she, uh, she keeps talking about getting back together with her old friends, you know, “THE GANG” as she likes to call them, hahaha...

 

I've recited that so many times.  just george at his absolute worst (or best?).

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

De-lish?

Short for delicious. 
 

Oh, like scrump. 

[Biff Tannen 45,228]

Are you reading my VCR manual?

Well, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow.