do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45734]

3 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

You know my mother made all this Paella.

What is that anyway?

It's a Spanish dish. It's a melange of fish, an meat with rice. Very tasty.

What are we gonna do with all that paella!?!

[Guest Lobo]

Gazpacho, por favor?  

[NorthLoop 14243]

Por favor?

[Biff Tannen 45734]

Do ju want to get hurt?  Because if ju want to get hurt, I can hurt you!

[futureman 22544]

13 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Por favor?

adios, muchacho!!

[Guest Lobo]

Tamale!  (dos)

Edited September 1, 2020 by Lobo

[McCroskey 1505]

You want bread?

Yes, please.

THREE DOLLARS!!


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[WBT 20666]

22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Do ju want to get hurt?  Because if ju want to get hurt, I can hurt you!

it's gorgeous

[Bash Riprock 1695]

You got me blacklisted from Hop Sing's?!?

 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Oh, you're tall, she's tall, I'm tall. What's the difference, who's tall? We're all tall.

[WBT 20666]

https://www.pbs.org/show/koko-gorilla-who-talks/

Tomorrow night on Houston PBS.  Check local listings.

Kreuger would never allow 2 Kokos.

[futureman 22544]

sounds like he runs a pretty tight ship

[Biff Tannen 45734]

We’re going into the red. Or the black. Or whichever the bad one is. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

We’re going into the red. Or the black. Or whichever the bad one is. 

 It's just a write off for them

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

11 hours ago, futureman said:

sounds like he runs a pretty tight ship

Whatever.

[Guest Lobo]

...not if you could see our books. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

I contend that Kruger saying "whatever" is one of the top 5 moments in Seinfeld history. 

[Guest Lobo]

He had a great cadence to so much of George's blathering.  

When George gives the nervous explanation about the Human fund, and Kruger flicks the paper and says, "...but there isn't"  

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

He had a great cadence to so much of George's blathering.  

When George gives the nervous explanation about the Human fund, and Kruger flicks the paper and says, "...but there isn't"  

This nails it. He and George both have the "I don't care" mentality, but George BS's his way thru it. Kruger cuts to the core. 

KAAAARUUUUUGAAAAH for the win.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

He couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if he had a hot date with a babe...lost my train of thought.

[Biff Tannen 45734]

Is he George's best boss?  Steinbrenner has to be high in the running.  

[Guest Lobo]

It's come to my attention that you had sex with the cleaning lady at your desk.  

A better question would be, did George ever have one unfunny scene with a boss of his?  I'm racking my brain to think of which one was best, but they're all hilarious.  just a question of duration on the series.  he even tried to poison one of 'em.  Maybe the only one he wasn't directly funny with was Sid Farkus.  His NBC boss interactions were among his most brief but all were awkwardly hilarious.  

Edited September 2, 2020 by Lobo

[Biff Tannen 45734]

Mr. Thomassoulo had one of my favorite lines.

I'll see you in hell Costanza.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Hi, George Constanta, how are you sweetheart? Could you give Mr Thomasoullo a message for me? Tell him if he needs me, IM IN MY OFFICE!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is he George's best boss?  Steinbrenner has to be high in the running.  

Larry David kills with Steinbrenner.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Wilhelm? My name is Tanya.

[Guest Lobo]

9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Larry David kills with Steinbrenner.

Apparently when Jerry hosted SNL in 1999, the Atkins Diet sketch with Will Ferrell and Cheri, he used the Larry David Calzone inspiration for half the premise.  I dunno, twenty years ago.  

George's interactions with Mr. Wilhelm were just as funny, IMO, as the ones with Steinbrenner.  Richard Herd played it so straight to George and the rest of the Yankee organizations's madness.  Which is what made his turn to the carpet cleaning cult so much funnier.  His role in that episode alone is not that funny, but when you consider his straight laced performance up until that episode, he was awesome.  "Wilhelm?  My name...is Tanya"  

[McCroskey 1505]

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

[Biff Tannen 45734]

My idiot son could get it open!

What did I do?!?

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Hoochie Mama!!!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

So I said "hey dude you better step off"....

[Biff Tannen 45734]

Yodel-a-hee-hoo!

[futureman 22544]

you should hear the way he talks to waitresses!

[Biff Tannen 45734]

53 minutes ago, futureman said:

you should hear the way he talks to waitresses!

He gets free pie!

[Biff Tannen 45734]

Do ya wanna go with me up to the Bronx and see if there's any flyers on George's car?

Sure!

...I guess I coulda said just about anything there, couldn't I?

Yep.

Edited September 3, 2020 by Biff Tannen

[WBT 20666]

Rock climbing?  You need a boost to climb into bed.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Rock climbing?  You need a boost to climb into bed.

Step off, man.

[WBT 20666]

I am down, I am totally down

[Sbbruin 21884]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

I am down, I am totally down

You love him.  

[Guest Lobo]

Whatever happened to Dan Cortese?  He actually played really well with the cast ensemble in that episode.  Apparently didn't pan out to much for him.  

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Just now, Lobo said:

Whatever happened to Dan Cortese?

He...took a bit of a tumble.

[Guest Lobo]

One of three characters that ends up in a full-body cast during the course of the show.  For 10 rep points and a best buy coupon, who can name the other two?  

[4th&Five 41589]

The Alex is a family theater, not one of your swing joints.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Just now, Lobo said:

One of three characters that ends up in a full-body cast during the course of the show.  For 10 rep points and a best buy coupon, who can name the other two?  

George and that chick with the broken wheel chair?

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

George and that chick with the broken wheel chair?

she probably did, but we never see her in it.  not that I remember anyway?  Could have been some post-credits scene.  But there are two people we see in full body casts, besides Cortese's character.  

[4th&Five 41589]

Mr. Peanut (Scott?) was one.

[Guest Lobo]

Yep, Neil.  The full body cast really put the brakes on his ability to have a big breakfast.  

[Biff Tannen 45734]

27 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yep, Neil.  The full body cast really put the brakes on his ability to have a big breakfast.  

George...I win.

I can't think of the second.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Yep, Neil.  The full body cast really put the brakes on his ability to have a big breakfast.  

Ah yes. Those Dominicans screwed him with their tightly rolled crepes!

[Guest Lobo]

We're talking about people, right?