do you ever yearn?

[pokeNbeans 205]

 Hmm, that job sounds like it might be worth a *year's* free haircuts. And a comb.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[Bash Riprock 1695]

that might be new avatar

[Biff Tannen 46246]

Is that actually Jason Alexander?  Doesn’t really look like him. 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is that actually Jason Alexander?  Doesn’t really look like him. 

That's the picture George used to attempt to get bereavement airfare. Classic.

[Biff Tannen 46246]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's the picture George used to attempt to get bereavement airfare. Classic.

I know, but looking at it closely, it almost looks like they stumbled across this photo by accident and said, “hey, that kinda looks like George, let’s use it!”

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I know

I think you meant to say "I AM AWARE!"

[Biff Tannen 46246]

You know they say ostrich has less fat in it, but you eat more of it.

[ztejas 44299]

On 9/6/2020 at 9:57 PM, McCroskey said:

If I'm curt, then I apologize.  But as I understand it, we have a situation here, and time is of the essence.

Wonder if that was a Pulp Fiction callback or if they just came up with a similar line. 

[Biff Tannen 46246]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Wonder if that was a Pulp Fiction callback or if they just came up with a similar line. 

It was a callback.  Newman was "The Wolf" and he was taking care of the muffin stumps problem.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, that episode came out about 3 years after Pulp Fiction.  They were gonna have Newman scream over to the Muffin shop in an Acura NSX, but they felt it'd be too heavy-handed given the other half-dozen clues  

Most underrated part of that episode is George of all people, ends up with perhaps the most sultry piece of ass on any Seinfeld episode...Rena Sofer who plays "Mary Anne."  She was 27 in that episode and is just as hot today at 51.  Looking up her age just now on imdb also makes me appreciate another little Seinfeld gem.  So many shows, even if it's not spoken aloud, still give the weekly secondary/tertiary characters a last name.  Seinfeld never really bothers with that when it comes to the revolving door of dates for the four main characters.  

Anyway, in honor of this episode...I'll be having a Alcoholic Chicken Drink in honor of hers and George forbidden love.  

[Biff Tannen 46246]

Look George, I'm really enjoying spending time with you but I'm not sure this is going to work out. At some point you're going back to your job at Tyler Chicken and your three-legged dog Willie.

[McCroskey 1512]

Yeah, that episode came out about 3 years after Pulp Fiction.  They were gonna have Newman scream over to the Muffin shop in an Acura NSX, but they felt it'd be too heavy-handed given the other half-dozen clues  
Most underrated part of that episode is George of all people, ends up with perhaps the most sultry piece of ass on any Seinfeld episode...Rena Sofer who plays "Mary Anne."  She was 27 in that episode and is just as hot today at 51.  Looking up her age just now on imdb also makes me appreciate another little Seinfeld gem.  So many shows, even if it's not spoken aloud, still give the weekly secondary/tertiary characters a last name.  Seinfeld never really bothers with that when it comes to the revolving door of dates for the four main characters.  
Anyway, in honor of this episode...I'll be having a Alcoholic Chicken Drink in honor of hers and George forbidden love.  

Rena Sofer? You know, I heard a rumor her marriage was a little rocky.


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[Guest Lobo]

I don't get the joke.  But the guy does look like a complete fucking tool.  And his claim to fame is screenplays for "Dawson's Creek"  Also, the name...Sanford Bookstaver.  I mean, that's just a self-fulfilling douchebag prophecy by the parents.  

So you're telling me there's a chance?  

Edited September 8, 2020 by Lobo

[Bash Riprock 1695]

You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real?

[Biff Tannen 46246]

These are my every day balloons.

[WBT 21037]

Hey, see these?  Cinco de mayo.  Sales commission bye-bye-o!

[futureman 22732]

they’re dessicants!  see, they absorb moisture.  these clothes won’t last five years without them. 

[WBT 21037]

You know, in the year 2000, we'll all be on speed dial.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

He called me a phony? 

[futureman 22732]

you broke his thumbs. 

[Guest Lobo]

Susie?  I actually had a little thing with her for awhile

Her too.  

Guy who played Mike has to be among the handful of tertiary characters that goes the longest between appearances (of regular season episodes, showing up in the finale doesn't count).  He shows up in Season 3 to call Jerry a phony.  Then not until Season 8 as the Bookie.  

[WBT 21037]

Front first?  That's how you park when you're pulling a job.

[Biff Tannen 46246]

You're gonna have to go to work!

I don't have a job!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Hi Mike. (Noticing George's fedora) Indiana.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

All right, I gotta go.

To see Ramon?

 

[futureman 22732]

that’s always made me laugh out loud. 

[Biff Tannen 46246]

Possibly my least favorite episode.  Also In the running: the old man episode. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Possibly my least favorite episode.  Also In the running: the old man episode. 

World's colliding, movie phone Kramer. Interesting.

[WBT 21037]

You've selected...brown-eyed girl!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Coming to theaters this Friday ... Kevin Bacon, Susan Sarandon --

“You've got to get me over that mountain!” “Now” [bang, bang] “AHHHHHHHHHH” There is no place higher than ... Mountain High. Rated R.

[Biff Tannen 46246]

Rock flies right through paper!

So what beats rock?

Nothing beats rock.

[WBT 21037]

That's cool.  I'm up for some stuff.

[billfromlaketravis 11887]

The Jason Alexander episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee was great for those of us that just wanted a little more Seinfeld. 
 

I’d also recommend the Curb Seinfeld Reunion season. 

[4th&Five 42031]

i've been re-watching all of curb during covid and just finished those.  so good.  "she has a rash on her pussy" and "your cunt is in the sink" never fail to make me lose my shit.

[futureman 22732]

smugness is not a good quality. 

[Guest Lobo]

19 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Possibly my least favorite episode.  Also In the running: the old man episode. 

"The Pool Guy" is your least favorite episode?  I'd have to put in my bottom quintile but it's far from my least favorite.  But it did get me thinking which episode would be least favorite if I had to pick.  I'll give it some thought on the shitter.  It's harder than one would think.  Yes...both

[Biff Tannen 46246]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

"The Pool Guy" is your least favorite episode?  I'd have to put in my bottom quintile but it's far from my least favorite.  But it did get me thinking which episode would be least favorite if I had to pick.  I'll give it some thought on the shitter.  It's harder than one would think.  Yes...both

I just found it very...uh, what's the word...supercilious.

[Biff Tannen 46246]

Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts.

[WBT 21037]

So do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?

[Biff Tannen 46246]

Don't you wanna know how they got in there?

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

The recipe was for four to six people. I had to multiply for a hundred and eighty-three people. I guess I got confused.

[Biff Tannen 46246]

I’m a guy on a sidewalk. I don’t have layaway. 

[futureman 22732]

kramer’s cookin’ up some corduroy.  

[Biff Tannen 46246]

Jerry, this is the way society functions. Aren’t you a part of society?  Because if you don’t want to be part of society, why don’t you just get in your car and move to the EAST SIDE!

Edited September 15, 2020 by Biff Tannen

[Biff Tannen 46246]

Jerry; Elaine huh?.. She's completely..

George: Oh, I know....cause you don't think Janet?..

Jerry: No....

George: Why would I...

Jerry; It's ludicrous..

George: Yes.

Jerry: For either one of us..

George: No...

Jerry; So...

George: Exactly.

 

 

Jerry: ....I'm not gay.

 

George: ....well neither am I...

 

 

Both: KRAMER GET IN HERE!!

[futureman 22732]

such a funny scene

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I think that ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? Ah! Can't, dammit.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[Guest Lobo]

Right...downtown.

Edited September 15, 2020 by Lobo