do you ever yearn?

[WBT 21155]

Fredo was weak and stupid.  He shouldn't have eaten that key.

[futureman 22756]

hey neighbor 

[Biff Tannen 46287]

Yeah, I’m huge!

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, I’m huge!

Not to be picky, but that line is much better without the explanation point. The way "Bania" says it is the perfect amount of indifference/deadpan.

[Biff Tannen 46287]

12 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not to be picky, but that line is much better without the explanation point. The way "Bania" says it is the perfect amount of indifference/deadpan.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

[Biff Tannen 46287]

Of course!  Absolute zero!

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

It was damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt!!!!

[WBT 21155]

Myra had the baby

[Guest Lobo]

I couldn't help but notice that you didn't use an exclamation point.

[Biff Tannen 46287]

CARTWRIGHT!

[WBT 21155]

Like the way I'm talking now...I would put exclamation points at the end of all of these sentences!  On this one!  And on that one!

[usmc0331horn 1001]

You're still in love with me aren't you?

[4th&Five 42072]

"It was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt!"

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

"It was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt!"

[4th&Five 42072]

 

[Biff Tannen 46287]

Hey, you keep that mutt away from me.

Mutt?!?  I'll wager his parents are more pure than yours.

[WhatTheBuck 28958]

Jerry doesn't know Morning Thunder has caffeine in it. 

[Btw, I did know it. And I liked it. It sucks that Celestial Seasonings discontinued it. Same with Empereor's Choice. That was my most favorite tea of all time.]

[WhatTheBuck 28958]

We just tease someone 'til they develop an eating disorder. 

[WhatTheBuck 28958]

He just sunk like a stone. 

[McCroskey 1512]

George, what are you doing, my God?!?!

[futureman 22756]

she does stink and she should quit.  but I don't want it to be because of me, it should be the traditional route: years of rejection and failure ’til she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry.

[McCroskey 1512]

George!!! I’m hungry!!

Hang on ma, hang on.




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[Biff Tannen 46287]

Not this one. It’s called The Lumbar Yard. 

[futureman 22756]

over there, that's brooklyn.  that's where spike lee lives.

[futureman 22756]

you have liver, kidneys, and gall bladder but no central nervous system. 

[futureman 22756]

one lung, blind, and you’re eating through a tube. 

[McCroskey 1512]

Yank it like you’re startin a mower.


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[Guest Lobo]

NoCR.....but you’re dead inside, If during the last four days of news, you didn’t say to yourself “go ahead...pick out anything in this room and I’ll lift it straight up over my head!”   

[4th&Five 42072]

Sienna?

Yeah, he’s dating a crayon. 

[McCroskey 1512]

No one wants to be with somebody that loves them.

[futureman 22756]

yea, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she doesn't like me.

[Biff Tannen 46287]

No, I'm sure they all got other jobs like 20 years ago.

[4th&Five 42072]

Makes you wonder what it was all for. 

[futureman 22756]

they're day-olds, the homeless won't even touch ‘em. oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig... they, they test.

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[Bash Riprock 1695]

It's a big building, Seinfeld, maybe I'll get to it someday. After I take care of the people who're civil to each other!

[4th&Five 42072]

I think birth control should be discussed in an open forum.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Well just take an overview. Can't you just take an overview?

You want me to take an overview?

Please.

I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something. That's my overview.

[4th&Five 42072]

Bulls, bears, people from Connecticut. 

[futureman 22756]

I can’t be blind, Jerry. The blind are courageous. 

[Biff Tannen 46287]

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[Biff Tannen 46287]

No, they're not cloning sheep. It's the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!

[Biff Tannen 46287]

[futureman 22756]

what’s the deal with those guys down in the pit??

[4th&Five 42072]

They’re musicians. That’s not a joke. 

[SimonBolivar 11078]

Who’s ready to LAUGH??

[Biff Tannen 46287]

Yesterday I received "Is This Anything?", Seinfeld's new book.  Very excited.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yesterday I received "Is This Anything?", Seinfeld's new book.  Very excited.

You know the original title was going to be "What is it good for?".

[Guest Lobo]

HUH!  

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Why didn't you get the big one?