do you ever yearn?

[WBT 20280]

Fredo was weak and stupid.  He shouldn't have eaten that key.

[futureman 22353]

hey neighbor 

[Biff Tannen 45223]

Yeah, I’m huge!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, I’m huge!

Not to be picky, but that line is much better without the explanation point. The way "Bania" says it is the perfect amount of indifference/deadpan.

[Biff Tannen 45223]

12 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not to be picky, but that line is much better without the explanation point. The way "Bania" says it is the perfect amount of indifference/deadpan.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

[Biff Tannen 45223]

Of course!  Absolute zero!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

It was damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt!!!!

[WBT 20280]

Myra had the baby

[Guest Lobo]

I couldn't help but notice that you didn't use an exclamation point.

[Biff Tannen 45223]

CARTWRIGHT!

[WBT 20280]

Like the way I'm talking now...I would put exclamation points at the end of all of these sentences!  On this one!  And on that one!

[usmc0331horn 928]

You're still in love with me aren't you?

[4th&Five 41245]

"It was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt!"

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

"It was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt!"

[4th&Five 41245]

 

[Biff Tannen 45223]

Hey, you keep that mutt away from me.

Mutt?!?  I'll wager his parents are more pure than yours.

[WhatTheBuck 28617]

Jerry doesn't know Morning Thunder has caffeine in it. 

[Btw, I did know it. And I liked it. It sucks that Celestial Seasonings discontinued it. Same with Empereor's Choice. That was my most favorite tea of all time.]

[WhatTheBuck 28617]

We just tease someone 'til they develop an eating disorder. 

[WhatTheBuck 28617]

He just sunk like a stone. 

[McCroskey 1484]

George, what are you doing, my God?!?!

[futureman 22353]

she does stink and she should quit.  but I don't want it to be because of me, it should be the traditional route: years of rejection and failure ’til she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry.

[McCroskey 1484]

George!!! I’m hungry!!

Hang on ma, hang on.




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[Biff Tannen 45223]

Not this one. It’s called The Lumbar Yard. 

[futureman 22353]

over there, that's brooklyn.  that's where spike lee lives.

[futureman 22353]

you have liver, kidneys, and gall bladder but no central nervous system. 

[futureman 22353]

one lung, blind, and you’re eating through a tube. 

[McCroskey 1484]

Yank it like you’re startin a mower.


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[Guest Lobo]

NoCR.....but you’re dead inside, If during the last four days of news, you didn’t say to yourself “go ahead...pick out anything in this room and I’ll lift it straight up over my head!”   

[4th&Five 41245]

Sienna?

Yeah, he’s dating a crayon. 

[McCroskey 1484]

No one wants to be with somebody that loves them.

[futureman 22353]

yea, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she doesn't like me.

[Biff Tannen 45223]

No, I'm sure they all got other jobs like 20 years ago.

[4th&Five 41245]

Makes you wonder what it was all for. 

[futureman 22353]

they're day-olds, the homeless won't even touch ‘em. oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig... they, they test.

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[Bash Riprock 1695]

It's a big building, Seinfeld, maybe I'll get to it someday. After I take care of the people who're civil to each other!

[4th&Five 41245]

I think birth control should be discussed in an open forum.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Well just take an overview. Can't you just take an overview?

You want me to take an overview?

Please.

I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something. That's my overview.

[4th&Five 41245]

Bulls, bears, people from Connecticut. 

[futureman 22353]

I can’t be blind, Jerry. The blind are courageous. 

[Biff Tannen 45223]

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[Biff Tannen 45223]

No, they're not cloning sheep. It's the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!

[Biff Tannen 45223]

[futureman 22353]

what’s the deal with those guys down in the pit??

[4th&Five 41245]

They’re musicians. That’s not a joke. 

[SimonBolivar 10698]

Who’s ready to LAUGH??

[Biff Tannen 45223]

Yesterday I received "Is This Anything?", Seinfeld's new book.  Very excited.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yesterday I received "Is This Anything?", Seinfeld's new book.  Very excited.

You know the original title was going to be "What is it good for?".

[Guest Lobo]

HUH!  

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Why didn't you get the big one?