do you ever yearn?

[WBT 20,669]

Fredo was weak and stupid.  He shouldn't have eaten that key.

[futureman 22,546]

hey neighbor 

[Biff Tannen 45,742]

Yeah, I’m huge!

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, I’m huge!

Not to be picky, but that line is much better without the explanation point. The way "Bania" says it is the perfect amount of indifference/deadpan.

[Biff Tannen 45,742]

12 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not to be picky, but that line is much better without the explanation point. The way "Bania" says it is the perfect amount of indifference/deadpan.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

[Biff Tannen 45,742]

Of course!  Absolute zero!

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

It was damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt!!!!

[WBT 20,669]

Myra had the baby

[Guest Lobo]

I couldn't help but notice that you didn't use an exclamation point.

[Biff Tannen 45,742]

CARTWRIGHT!

[WBT 20,669]

Like the way I'm talking now...I would put exclamation points at the end of all of these sentences!  On this one!  And on that one!

[usmc0331horn 965]

You're still in love with me aren't you?

[4th&Five 41,590]

"It was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt!"

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

"It was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt!"

[4th&Five 41,590]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,742]

Hey, you keep that mutt away from me.

Mutt?!?  I'll wager his parents are more pure than yours.

[WhatTheBuck 28,798]

Jerry doesn't know Morning Thunder has caffeine in it. 

[Btw, I did know it. And I liked it. It sucks that Celestial Seasonings discontinued it. Same with Empereor's Choice. That was my most favorite tea of all time.]

[WhatTheBuck 28,798]

We just tease someone 'til they develop an eating disorder. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,798]

He just sunk like a stone. 

[McCroskey 1,505]

George, what are you doing, my God?!?!

[futureman 22,546]

she does stink and she should quit.  but I don't want it to be because of me, it should be the traditional route: years of rejection and failure ’til she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry.

[McCroskey 1,505]

George!!! I’m hungry!!

Hang on ma, hang on.




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[Biff Tannen 45,742]

Not this one. It’s called The Lumbar Yard. 

[futureman 22,546]

over there, that's brooklyn.  that's where spike lee lives.

[futureman 22,546]

you have liver, kidneys, and gall bladder but no central nervous system. 

[futureman 22,546]

one lung, blind, and you’re eating through a tube. 

[McCroskey 1,505]

Yank it like you’re startin a mower.


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[Guest Lobo]

NoCR.....but you’re dead inside, If during the last four days of news, you didn’t say to yourself “go ahead...pick out anything in this room and I’ll lift it straight up over my head!”   

[4th&Five 41,590]

Sienna?

Yeah, he’s dating a crayon. 

[McCroskey 1,505]

No one wants to be with somebody that loves them.

[futureman 22,546]

yea, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she doesn't like me.

[Biff Tannen 45,742]

No, I'm sure they all got other jobs like 20 years ago.

[4th&Five 41,590]

Makes you wonder what it was all for. 

[futureman 22,546]

they're day-olds, the homeless won't even touch ‘em. oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig... they, they test.

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[Bash Riprock 1,695]

It's a big building, Seinfeld, maybe I'll get to it someday. After I take care of the people who're civil to each other!

[4th&Five 41,590]

I think birth control should be discussed in an open forum.

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Well just take an overview. Can't you just take an overview?

You want me to take an overview?

Please.

I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something. That's my overview.

[4th&Five 41,590]

Bulls, bears, people from Connecticut. 

[futureman 22,546]

I can’t be blind, Jerry. The blind are courageous. 

[Biff Tannen 45,742]

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[Biff Tannen 45,742]

No, they're not cloning sheep. It's the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!

[Biff Tannen 45,742]

[futureman 22,546]

what’s the deal with those guys down in the pit??

[4th&Five 41,590]

They’re musicians. That’s not a joke. 

[SimonBolivar 10,959]

Who’s ready to LAUGH??

[Biff Tannen 45,742]

Yesterday I received "Is This Anything?", Seinfeld's new book.  Very excited.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yesterday I received "Is This Anything?", Seinfeld's new book.  Very excited.

You know the original title was going to be "What is it good for?".

[Guest Lobo]

HUH!  

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Why didn't you get the big one?