do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45223]

Oh a Kashmir sweater!  Oh Georgie Porgy!

[4th&Five 41245]

Tommy Tune is a very good dancer.

Edited October 17, 2020 by 4th&Five

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Why do you eat so fast!?! You cant even taste it!

[futureman 22353]

I’m sure we’re all aware of the flaws and biases of standardized tests...

[Biff Tannen 45223]

It's a sculpture of limitations.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Jeffrey Toobin no cr.

 

JERRY: Come on. How was your date?

ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date.

JERRY: Ya how was it?

ELAINE: Interesting.

JERRY: Really.

ELAINE: Oh ya.

JERRY: Why what happened?

ELAINE: Let's see,  how shall I put this.

JERRY: Just put it.

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY:  He what?

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

[McCroskey 1484]

He couldn't.

[Biff Tannen 45223]

10 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

ELAINE: Interesting.

This is the best part of this exchange.

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's a sculpture of limitations.

Nah, nah...statue....

[Biff Tannen 45223]

You see everything don't you?

[futureman 22353]

2 hours ago, McCroskey said:

He couldn't.

well you were involved in some sort of amorous...

[4th&Five 41245]

Mr. Cohen very nice man.  He live on Park Avenue.

[4th&Five 41245]

No CR

 

[Guest Lobo]

I know Kramer didn't want to draw attention to himself given his past racial issues.  And Jerry has always wanted to avoid the political limelight.  

But this is fucking awesome.  And it's for Texas.  Obviously the nation can chime in, but they're doing this primarily for Texas.  

These types of things have proven quite lame thus far during Covid-19, but if ever there was one to hold out hope for...it's this.  

I'm guessing, without the full quartet, they'll be peppering in some "Veep" and "Curb" in there as well.  Or so I would hope.  

Friday night---cocktails and Elaine Benes, eh Charlie?  

Edited October 20, 2020 by Lobo

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Well, he could've dropped acid when you weren't looking.

[Biff Tannen 45223]

I'm not driving him to the airport!

[4th&Five 41245]

this really cracked me up last night...

Well, it seems that due to the vagaries of the production parameters of this fragmenting of the audience to the cable television, carnivals, water parks...

[Biff Tannen 45223]

25 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

this really cracked me up last night...

Well, it seems that due to the vagaries of the production parameters of this fragmenting of the audience to the cable television, carnivals, water parks...

There is a lot of THIS in tap dancing.

[Guest Lobo]

Liza, Jerry!

[Biff Tannen 45223]

You stick up for that sofa like it’s a person!

[futureman 22353]

I'm pretty sure I left it behind the cushion of the chair... accidentally. 

[Biff Tannen 45223]

And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards.  

[Guest Lobo]

Can one still access that Seinfeld Friday night political deal with Julia, Jason, and Larry?  We logged in late, and then it locked everybody out afterwards.  Then sent an email that said you can could access it later for a new contribution.  But that link is dead all of a sudden.  I'd gladly pay a few bucks to watch it from the top.  Thanks. /noCR because America needs laughs right now and I didn't realize how many unfunny people i knew. 

[futureman 22353]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards.  

wait a minute wait a minute, can I fire you??

[Biff Tannen 45223]

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

Can one still access that Seinfeld Friday night political deal with Julia, Jason, and Larry?  We logged in late, and then it locked everybody out afterwards.  Then sent an email that said you can could access it later for a new contribution.  But that link is dead all of a sudden.  I'd gladly pay a few bucks to watch it from the top.  Thanks. /noCR because America needs laughs right now and I didn't realize how many unfunny people i knew. 

For others they have, but haven’t seen anything about it on my end. I missed it too. 

[Biff Tannen 45223]

You're spinning it too fast, you'll disorient the customers.

[Biff Tannen 45223]

I don’t eat dinner. Dinner’s for suckers. 

[McCroskey 1484]

You wanna fight with somebody, you fight with me.

Oh by the way, George, you remember those condoms I gave you? They’re defective, don’t use them.

[futureman 22353]

my boys can swim!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Get a good look Costanza?

[Bash Riprock 1695]

@Biff Tannen is on fire!

[Biff Tannen 45223]

It’s anathema...they don’t like it. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

You wanna fight with somebody, you fight with me.

Oh by the way, George, you remember those condoms I gave you? They’re defective, don’t use them.

God this was a great episode. Pos rep. I need to revisit it for 403rd time.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Didn't you see the sign on the door?

Well I thought it was so your parents wouldn't walk in while you're with a girl

[Biff Tannen 45223]

Buford, you remember the mailman don’t you?

[WhatTheBuck 28617]

I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum. 

[futureman 22353]

On 10/29/2020 at 10:01 PM, Biff Tannen said:

It’s anathema...they don’t like it. 

How long you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?

[Biff Tannen 45223]

A blurb?  YOU'RE a blurb!  Check out the cover idiot!

[SimonBolivar 10698]

We're out of Merlot.

[4th&Five 41245]

Merlot? I've never heard of it.  Did they just invent it?

[Guest Lobo]

She’s just kidding, she’s heard of Merlot 

I don’t think my wife and I have had a glass of Merlot in the last 15 years when one of us didn’t ask “did they just invent it”.  I once asked a winemaker at a tasting, she didn’t think it was funny.  I didn’t think her wine was good either.  

Edited November 2, 2020 by Lobo

[SimonBolivar 10698]

I was thinking of my most used lines and surprisingly I think my most used line is one that I usually only think every single day at work, but never say out loud.

 

 Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you.
 

[4th&Five 41245]

I do the merlot quote every time it’s remotely possible. Anytime someone says Merlot around us my wife immediately looks at me with her eyes already half rolled. 
 

Most used would be the simple Costanza “zing.”

 

[Biff Tannen 45223]

Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on.

[4th&Five 41245]

Hey, you know who I saw wilding today?  Herb!

[futureman 22353]

jerry retweeted this.

[Biff Tannen 45223]

I watched The Parking Space last night with Mike.  The acting with all of them in that whole episode was just fantastic.  Season 3, Ep 22.  They had really fleshed out the characters at that point and I feel like this is about when the series really started to take off.

[Guest Lobo]

I still don't know what it was about that actor that played Mike.  I mean, yeah...he was funny and fit the tone of the show.  But he wasn't completely memorable.  But something small and minute and niche about him...the showrunners bring him back years later to be the Bookie that gets his thumbs broken by Jerry.  The two episodes are actually quite different, even by "Seinfeld" standards.  But Lee Arenberg somehow envelops 5 seasons on the show all by his lonesome.  

[PantsTent 2002]

Our anniversary was yesterday and during the afternoon we picked up various charcuterie from Pieous and took it out to Dutchman winery.  We were sitting there under the oaks enjoying the wine, food, and the weather, looking out over the vineyard, reflecting on things and I turn to her and say:  "I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats."

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

I hope you had an old school pocket TV and then proceeded to ravish her under the oaks for the ultimate trifecta. 

also, in true Seinfeld fashion...I have to comment, "various charcuterie"?  Redundant and unnecessary.  Charcuterie, by definition, is myriad.  It's like going to Chili's and ordering the "Varietal Appetizer Sampler."  I expect that sorta thing from "them", but not from you...PantsTent.  

Edited November 3, 2020 by Lobo