do you ever yearn?

[Biff Tannen 45691]

On 11/7/2020 at 11:23 PM, Biff Tannen said:

It’s a gift.  It’s one of my powers. 

No one called me out on it, but this is wrong.

It's "I can tell.  It's one of my powers."

[Guest Lobo]

His power is he can detect the slightest human suffering, as in when someone is uncomfortable at a party.  
 

his gift, however, is being a good Parker. 

[4th&Five 41558]

Tell that to Sid. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

His power is he can detect the slightest human suffering, as in when someone is uncomfortable at a party.  
 

his gift, however, is being a good Parker. 

His power, in this instance, is being able to spot a phony orgasm.

[Guest Lobo]

Man, he’s so prolific!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

His power, in this instance, is being able to spot a phony orgasm.

[WBT 20580]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

His power, in this instance, is being able to spot a phony orgasm.

his super power was lack of money

[Guest Lobo]

Lois Loan?  

[futureman 22468]

I think this will burn!

[Biff Tannen 45691]

A bear claw!

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Is anyone else annoyed that we never learned the full pachyderm story?

[4th&Five 41558]

you remember the derm.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Judge Reinhold as the close talker is one of the characters I forget about, but man, he is great.

[McCroskey 1504]

And that Morty...I tell ya that guy is full of life.  He was convinced Monet was near-sighted.  I kept telling him.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

They bought me a coke. 

[Guest Lobo]

Oh, and uh...two grape sodas. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

It's a full bird. Stuffed with ham, topped with gorganzola.

[WBT 20580]

Elaine never liked Grandma Memma

[4th&Five 41558]

I think I’d remember a Memma. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Here’s your pizza pea brains. 

[Guest Lobo]

I bet he acted all aloof like he didn't know me. 

[futureman 22468]

that is so franco. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

You buy enough meat, they’ll give you anything. 

[Guest Lobo]

C'mon man...I just posted that 1 page ago.  You're better than this. 

 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

38 minutes ago, Lobo said:

C'mon man...I just posted that 1 page ago.  You're better than this. 

 

Am I though?

[Guest Lobo]

Who's Ted Danson?  
 

I'm better than him! 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Who's Ted Danson?  
 

I'm better than him! 

You’re worse. You’re much, much worse. 

[futureman 22468]

you think this is the plane that ted danson gets?

[McCroskey 1504]

I didn’t know she had a pony!

[WhatTheBuck 28783]

11 hours ago, Lobo said:

C'mon man...I just posted that 1 page ago.  You're better than this. 

In his defense, he was repeating quotes within the first few pages of this thread back on shaggy so no, no he isn't. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

In his defense, he was repeating quotes within the first few pages of this thread back on shaggy so no, no he isn't. 

[futureman 22468]

our policy is we’re comfortable with our bodies. 

[WBT 20580]

I'm sorry I can't stay for the second act

[McCroskey 1504]

Do you know what kind of a doctor this must be if Dinkins knows him?

[Guest Lobo]

Rick is a Periodontist.  He does Giuliani's gums.  

/noCR..............I could make so many fucking jokes based on that one line.  

[futureman 22468]

RIP mayor dinkins 

[Guest Lobo]

Damn, RIP Mr. Mayor.  We should at least send a card to Lloyd Braun who probably still feels bad about the nametag suggestion.  

Fun fact though to put a smile on this sad day---9/11 of Mayors, Rudy Giuliani appears in that Dinkins episode about the non-fat yogurt scandal (who knew it would be the first of several breakdowns in reality for Mr. Giuliani?).  If Dinkins had won re-election in real life, they were going to cut Giuliani's cameo scene and replace him with a Dinkin's aide (not Braun) who was to be played by Phil Morris (no relation to big tobacco).  They liked that the actor, Phil Morris, so much though that even though they cut his potential debut scene...he surfaces later in the series as one of the most beloved minor characters-none other than Jackie Chiles, Esq.  

So in our current simulation...Rudy beats Dinkins, Rudy gets the Seinfeld cameo, Dinkins passes away with a dignified reputation and is mourned by all of New York, Morris is passed over but eventually becomes Jackie Chiles and is still a cult favorite to this day and has gone on to a very successful acting career, Rudy now has a melting head and gives speeches to those interested in a career in the landscaping arts, and had his acting career not taken off---Phil Morris had planned to attend college 2 hours from where he grew up, our upcoming football opponent-the Iowa State University.  

To Mr. David Dinkins.  He's up where all the yogurt is fat-free.  Rest Well.  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

45 minutes ago, futureman said:

RIP mayor dinkins 

He would have won that election if it wasn't for that meddling Seinfeld. 

THANKS A LOT YOU FUCK FACE

Edited November 24, 2020 by Cheeseweasel

[Biff Tannen 45691]

I hated that kid.

[Guest Lobo]

^
the kid that played that actors on a few episodes always reminds me of Daniel Tosh.  

[futureman 22468]

26 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I hated that kid.

he was a little piece of shit. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

it's just a place to flop

[4th&Five 41558]

Just a couple gals out on the town, shopping and gabbing. 

[futureman 22468]

white lotus.  yam yam.  shanghai sally. 

[Guest Lobo]

Plus I gave him the names of some places he could score near the hotel.  

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Food and sex. Those are my two passions.

[WBT 20580]

I've been working out.  Went from a size 40 to a 42.  I'm huge.

[futureman 22468]

well, I gotta meet newman at the pet store. helpin him pick out a turtle. 

[4th&Five 41558]

Why do I buy tan pants, Donna?

[Biff Tannen 45691]

 I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at four-thirty to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that!