do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22353]

that pear-shaped loser was ME!!!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Your whole building smells like potatoes.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

For sale, a big, juicy Van.

[Biff Tannen 45197]

7 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

For sale, a big, juicy Van.

Interesting trades considered. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Interesting trades considered. 

It's all about tickling their buying bone.

[Biff Tannen 45197]

You put that in!

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Besides, you had a summer me. Whitey Fisk, the guy who snuck you into Last Tango in Paris.

I made him up.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

The Junk Mail is a seriously underrated episode.

The WIz. The Van. "We have a catered affair". The Mailman/Bucket.

Good stuff. 

[Biff Tannen 45197]

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The Junk Mail is a seriously underrated episode.

The WIz. The Van. "We have a catered affair". The Mailman/Bucket.

Good stuff. 

I don't underrate it.  It's fantastic.

Jerry, the whole building is brick.

[4th&Five 41240]

It's creative black tie.  Move, woman.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I haven't had a decent sandwich in 13 years

[futureman 22353]

outstanding work, all of you. 

[Guest Lobo]

These are load-bearing walls, Jerry!

[futureman 22353]

all right listen to me, I got a great idea. you're a heavy sleeper, right? why don't we switch apartments?

[Biff Tannen 45197]

The bubble boy has a Temple of the Dog poster in his room. 
 

Also, how bout taking your top off?

[4th&Five 41240]

Oh god forbid you could discuss the Jumbles!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

49 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh god forbid you could discuss the Jumbles!

Mr. Tom Hanks would be disgusted by your behavior.

[Biff Tannen 45197]

Listen for the bell Grossbard, it tolls for thee!

[4th&Five 41240]

32 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Mr. Tom Hanks would be disgusted by your behavior.

I was between those 2.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

I was between those 2.

[Biff Tannen 45197]

Mr. Thomassulo likes to play dirty.  Well there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil.

[4th&Five 41240]

I’d like to have shoehorn hands. 

[futureman 22353]

from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.

[Guest Lobo]

the Massai bushmen wear these great sandals and we're gonna knock them off.  Not the Massai, the sandals.  

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Don't go shouting we got a hundred dollar bill. People will be jumping out of windows after us.

[Guest Lobo]

No wine?  GET OUT! 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

No wine?  GET OUT! 

We're out of Merlot.

[Guest Lobo]

Merlot?  I've never heard of it...did they just invent it?  

[Biff Tannen 45197]

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I’d like to have shoehorn hands. 

Underrated quote.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Underrated quote.

[NorthLoop 13954]

On 2/11/2021 at 3:19 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Mr. Thomassulo likes to play dirty.  Well there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil.

Well that didn't work. How about this? Ketchup and Mustard in the same bottle. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Okay next bachelor is number, um 124 on your program. He's uh, he's a high school graduate.

Equivalent.

[futureman 22353]

what percentage of people would you say are good-looking?

[Biff Tannen 45197]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

what percentage of people would you say are good-looking?

Un-datable!

[NorthLoop 13954]

42 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Un-datable!

Then how are all these people getting together? 

[Biff Tannen 45197]

56 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Then how are all these people getting together? 

Alcohol. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

On 2/13/2021 at 1:11 AM, Bash Riprock said:

Okay next bachelor is number, um 124 on your program. He's uh, he's a high school graduate.

Equivalent.

Do I hear, uh, five bucks?

[Biff Tannen 45197]

[Bash Riprock 1695]

You get your toilet book out of here...

[Ignatius 3979]

By about page 3,000 this thread will literally be a transcript of the entire series.

NTTAWWT...

[Biff Tannen 45197]

18 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

By about page 3,000 this thread will literally be a transcript of the entire series.

NTTAWWT...

Shit, we've already repeated so many, but that's not really the point (fuck you assholes).  This thread is more of a stream of consciousness for me.  My brain is mostly Seinfeld quotes.

[WhatTheBuck 28615]

3 hours ago, Ignatius said:

By about page 3,000 this thread will literally be a transcript of the entire series.

NTTAWWT...

Watching an episode and considering lines to quote gives you an appreciation for just how tightly written that show was. Larry and Jerry paid such attention to detail that it’s almost as if every line is quotable. 

[Biff Tannen 45197]

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Watching an episode and considering lines to quote gives you an appreciation for just how tightly written that show was. Larry and Jerry paid such attention to detail that it’s almost as if every line is quotable. 

I really enjoy realizing the george moments that are clearly Larry David moments. 

[futureman 22353]

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Watching an episode and considering lines to quote gives you an appreciation for just how tightly written that show was. Larry and Jerry paid such attention to detail that it’s almost as if every line is quotable. 

I remember scrolling through the episodes on hulu and being on like season 8 and every single episode registered in my brain as a classic. every single episode of the entire decade-long show makes you smile and think to yourself about at least one funny interaction or dialogue or something or other. it’s absurd. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Shit, we've already repeated so many, but that's not really the point (fuck you assholes).  This thread is more of a stream of consciousness for me.  My brain is mostly Seinfeld quotes.

My brain is filled with endless Seinfeld quotes with the Greatest American Hero message music in the background.

[4th&Five 41240]

The “no hugging, no learning” is what makes it so watchable over and over. There’s never any sappy shit like every other sitcom. 

[Biff Tannen 45197]

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The “no hugging, no learning” is what makes it so watchable over and over. There’s never any sappy shit like every other sitcom. 

Because the murderer struck again!

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

The “no hugging, no learning” is what makes it so watchable over and over. There’s never any sappy shit like every other sitcom. 

I love that the one time they did the cliché NBC pre-episode advertising that said...” this week on a special episode of Seinfeld“.  In the fucking episode ended up having to do with soup.  Meantime that same special week of NBC programming offered a very special Cosby.  Where I guess in hindsight it was special because Theo learn something and Dr. Huxtable didn’t rape anybodyDr. Huxtable didn’t rape anybody

[Biff Tannen 45197]

40 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Where I guess in hindsight it was special because Theo learn something and Dr. Huxtable didn’t rape anybodyDr. Huxtable didn’t rape anybody

[Guest Lobo]

I've noticed the last few nights when I'm in the attic putting a space heater on various sections of pipe, that whatever I post seems to repeat itself (in part).  

I also seem to upset more people.  We're all getting saltier during this storm I've noticed.  Went to help some friends and neighbors earlier today with supplies and infrastructure help.  Then come home, got in attic, made some toddies, and decided to piss some surly folks off.  

I know there's a Larry David ERCOT episode in here somewhere.  "You know...it occurs to me that the 'Reliability Council' would have some counsel on being reliable.'