do you ever yearn?

[McCroskey 1484]

"Yeeeesssss...Kavorca."

Korvorca?

It is a Latvian word, which means, "the lure of the animal."

HELP ME FATHER, HELP ME!

[Biff Tannen 45205]

BECAUSE ITS OOOOVEEERRRRRR!!!!!

[futureman 22353]

you know you’re the only woman I’ve never thought about the price.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Breaking...


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[Biff Tannen 45205]

Yeah, so now I can peek to see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies.

[futureman 22353]

if somebody wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say enjoy the show. 

[futureman 22353]

No CR

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Well, I'll be. He lost a lot of hair.

[Biff Tannen 45205]

Watching the original Austin Powers for the first time in like 15 years at least.  There are so many Seinfeld characters in it.

Off the top we've got the Soup Nazi, Babu, the Wig Master, and the guy who hits on the Wig Master in front of Jerry.  Also, Elizabeth Hurley is so hot.

Edited February 20, 2021 by Biff Tannen
also Robert Wagner, but he's been in everything

[futureman 22353]

how do you know we're not together? two guys, sittin,' laughin,' drinking champagne coolies.

[4th&Five 41241]

Have you been on the slide at Club USA? It’s...intense. 

[Biff Tannen 45205]

I’ve got good news and bad news. And they’re both the same, you’re fired. 

[futureman 22353]

I have a secret weapon.... my son. 

[Biff Tannen 45205]

Um, uh, I was wondering if you got a chance to look at that , um, biography of Columbus, I gave you?

Yes I did. Yes I did. ... Maureen this water is still too cold.

[futureman 22353]

I put all your Z’s on the weights and measures page. 

[Biff Tannen 45205]

[SimonBolivar 10697]

I'm looking. That's the point. I like looking.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I once got a Happy New Year in March.

[WhatTheBuck 28615]

4 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

I once got a Happy New Year in March.

Happy New Year!

[Biff Tannen 45205]

Are you seeing a psychiatrist? Because I got a flash for you young man, you're non compos mentis! You got some bats in the belfry!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

10 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

I once got a Happy New Year in March.
 

What's your definition of scary cold?

[futureman 22353]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What's your definition of scary cold?

you know what the, uh, temperature is in florida today? seventy-nine. that’s almost eighty. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

you know what the, uh, temperature is in florida today? seventy-nine. that’s almost eighty. 

I know that's a George line, but I read that in Jack Klompus' voice. ALMOST 80 JERRY!

Edited March 2, 2021 by Cheeseweasel
JERK STORE

[Guest Lobo]

How the hell should I know what boxes?!?!?!

[Biff Tannen 45205]

See, to me the Hakuna Matata is not nearly as embarrassing as the Cup of Soup...

[pokeNbeans 203]

He doesn't even care if a man answers.

Or you.

[Biff Tannen 45205]

What kind of lives are these?  We're not men!

No we're not, we are not men.

[SimonBolivar 10697]

Well, maybe not us, but two men could.

[Biff Tannen 45205]

A vacation from ourselves!  That's what you said!

[NorthLoop 13954]

WE HAD A PACT!

[Biff Tannen 45205]

When Kramer goes back to work at H&H he puts his coat in the glass cooler with the bagels.  Always made me laugh.

Edited March 3, 2021 by Biff Tannen

[futureman 22353]

I can't be with someone who doesn't break up nicely. I mean, to me, that’s one of the most important parts of a relationship.

Edited March 3, 2021 by futureman

[4th&Five 41241]

Pipe down, chorus boy. 

[Biff Tannen 45205]

Yesterday I lost control of my car and almost bought the farm!

Bought the farm?

TRACTOR!

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

That's the tractor story?

[futureman 22353]

whoa back it up, back it up. beep, beep, beep. tractor story?

[Biff Tannen 45205]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

whoa back it up, back it up. beep, beep, beep. tractor story?

beep beep beep?

[Biff Tannen 45205]

Maybe we should eh-stomp you like you eh-stompa the flag?

Edited March 3, 2021 by Biff Tannen
Lobo is right

[Guest Lobo]

It's pronounced "eh-stomp"  

[Biff Tannen 45205]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It's pronounced "eh-stomp"  

Dammit, I almost did that.  

[Guest Lobo]

That episode was the original cancel culture, if you think about it.  Only Seinfeld episode not shown in the syndication rotation.  

Think about the disgusting shit they did on that show, but it was a pretend disrespecting of a pretend flag on a pretend set.  That's what did it?  

That's a shame.

[Biff Tannen 45205]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That episode was the original cancel culture, if you think about it.  Only Seinfeld episode not shown in the syndication rotation.  

Think about the disgusting shit they did on that show, but it was a pretend disrespecting of a pretend flag on a pretend set.  That's what did it?  

That's a shame.

Yeah, I never really got it.  I mean, Kramer yelling "caliente!" maybe?

[pokeNbeans 203]

Move it in. Move in everybody. Get your shrimp here. Shrimp on special today!

[4th&Five 41241]

You know when you die, you’re gonna get some special attention. 

[Biff Tannen 45205]

George: What's the difference? We'll all be dead eventually.
Kramer: Does that bother you?
George: Yeah, it bothers me. Doesn't it bother you?
Kramer: Not at all.
George: You see, now, that bothers me even more than dying bothers me, because it's people like you who live to be 120 because you're not bothered by it.

 

I have a friend at work like this.  She's terrified of anything having to do with death.  She's also been holed up in an apartment for basically a year now.  I'm more on the Kramer side of things.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm more on the Kramer side of things.

[Guest Lobo]

She's into Malakas, Kramer...you believe that?!?!?!?!?!

[McCroskey 1484]

Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.

It's fabulous.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

She's into Malakas, Kramer...you believe that?!?!?!?!?!

[Sbbruin 21588]

"tippy-toe! tippy-toe!"