do you ever yearn?

[McCroskey 1516]

"Yeeeesssss...Kavorca."

Korvorca?

It is a Latvian word, which means, "the lure of the animal."

HELP ME FATHER, HELP ME!

[Biff Tannen 46351]

BECAUSE ITS OOOOVEEERRRRRR!!!!!

[futureman 22786]

you know you’re the only woman I’ve never thought about the price.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Breaking...


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[Biff Tannen 46351]

Yeah, so now I can peek to see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies.

[futureman 22786]

if somebody wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say enjoy the show. 

[futureman 22786]

No CR

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

Well, I'll be. He lost a lot of hair.

[Biff Tannen 46351]

Watching the original Austin Powers for the first time in like 15 years at least.  There are so many Seinfeld characters in it.

Off the top we've got the Soup Nazi, Babu, the Wig Master, and the guy who hits on the Wig Master in front of Jerry.  Also, Elizabeth Hurley is so hot.

Edited February 20, 2021 by Biff Tannen
also Robert Wagner, but he's been in everything

[futureman 22786]

how do you know we're not together? two guys, sittin,' laughin,' drinking champagne coolies.

[4th&Five 42082]

Have you been on the slide at Club USA? It’s...intense. 

[Biff Tannen 46351]

I’ve got good news and bad news. And they’re both the same, you’re fired. 

[futureman 22786]

I have a secret weapon.... my son. 

[Biff Tannen 46351]

Um, uh, I was wondering if you got a chance to look at that , um, biography of Columbus, I gave you?

Yes I did. Yes I did. ... Maureen this water is still too cold.

[futureman 22786]

I put all your Z’s on the weights and measures page. 

[Biff Tannen 46351]

[SimonBolivar 11081]

I'm looking. That's the point. I like looking.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I once got a Happy New Year in March.

[WhatTheBuck 28973]

4 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

I once got a Happy New Year in March.

Happy New Year!

[Biff Tannen 46351]

Are you seeing a psychiatrist? Because I got a flash for you young man, you're non compos mentis! You got some bats in the belfry!

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

10 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

I once got a Happy New Year in March.
 

What's your definition of scary cold?

[futureman 22786]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What's your definition of scary cold?

you know what the, uh, temperature is in florida today? seventy-nine. that’s almost eighty. 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

you know what the, uh, temperature is in florida today? seventy-nine. that’s almost eighty. 

I know that's a George line, but I read that in Jack Klompus' voice. ALMOST 80 JERRY!

Edited March 2, 2021 by Cheeseweasel
JERK STORE

[Guest Lobo]

How the hell should I know what boxes?!?!?!

[Biff Tannen 46351]

See, to me the Hakuna Matata is not nearly as embarrassing as the Cup of Soup...

[pokeNbeans 205]

He doesn't even care if a man answers.

Or you.

[Biff Tannen 46351]

What kind of lives are these?  We're not men!

No we're not, we are not men.

[SimonBolivar 11081]

Well, maybe not us, but two men could.

[Biff Tannen 46351]

A vacation from ourselves!  That's what you said!

[NorthLoop 14631]

WE HAD A PACT!

[Biff Tannen 46351]

When Kramer goes back to work at H&H he puts his coat in the glass cooler with the bagels.  Always made me laugh.

Edited March 3, 2021 by Biff Tannen

[futureman 22786]

I can't be with someone who doesn't break up nicely. I mean, to me, that’s one of the most important parts of a relationship.

Edited March 3, 2021 by futureman

[4th&Five 42082]

Pipe down, chorus boy. 

[Biff Tannen 46351]

Yesterday I lost control of my car and almost bought the farm!

Bought the farm?

TRACTOR!

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

That's the tractor story?

[futureman 22786]

whoa back it up, back it up. beep, beep, beep. tractor story?

[Biff Tannen 46351]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

whoa back it up, back it up. beep, beep, beep. tractor story?

beep beep beep?

[Biff Tannen 46351]

Maybe we should eh-stomp you like you eh-stompa the flag?

Edited March 3, 2021 by Biff Tannen
Lobo is right

[Guest Lobo]

It's pronounced "eh-stomp"  

[Biff Tannen 46351]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It's pronounced "eh-stomp"  

Dammit, I almost did that.  

[Guest Lobo]

That episode was the original cancel culture, if you think about it.  Only Seinfeld episode not shown in the syndication rotation.  

Think about the disgusting shit they did on that show, but it was a pretend disrespecting of a pretend flag on a pretend set.  That's what did it?  

That's a shame.

[Biff Tannen 46351]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That episode was the original cancel culture, if you think about it.  Only Seinfeld episode not shown in the syndication rotation.  

Think about the disgusting shit they did on that show, but it was a pretend disrespecting of a pretend flag on a pretend set.  That's what did it?  

That's a shame.

Yeah, I never really got it.  I mean, Kramer yelling "caliente!" maybe?

[pokeNbeans 205]

Move it in. Move in everybody. Get your shrimp here. Shrimp on special today!

[4th&Five 42082]

You know when you die, you’re gonna get some special attention. 

[Biff Tannen 46351]

George: What's the difference? We'll all be dead eventually.
Kramer: Does that bother you?
George: Yeah, it bothers me. Doesn't it bother you?
Kramer: Not at all.
George: You see, now, that bothers me even more than dying bothers me, because it's people like you who live to be 120 because you're not bothered by it.

 

I have a friend at work like this.  She's terrified of anything having to do with death.  She's also been holed up in an apartment for basically a year now.  I'm more on the Kramer side of things.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm more on the Kramer side of things.

[Guest Lobo]

She's into Malakas, Kramer...you believe that?!?!?!?!?!

[McCroskey 1516]

Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.

It's fabulous.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

She's into Malakas, Kramer...you believe that?!?!?!?!?!

[Sbbruin 22205]

"tippy-toe! tippy-toe!"