do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22,786]

how do you solve a problem like Maria?

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

Lemon Tree

[SimonBolivar 11,081]

Lemme tell you something. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek?...I lost it.

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

What is with that?!

Well, it's coughing, Jerry. It expels the diseased germs out of the body...into the air.

[4th&Five 42,082]

That should have been used in PSA’s for the last year. 

[futureman 22,786]

I understand you’re buying your shoes now at boticelli’s. 

[pokeNbeans 205]

well.. it's gotta be somewhere. Look under his mattress.

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!

[bmbmd 1,042]

A  lifetime ago, I used to volunteer at Cal Farley's Girlstown.  A lovely child, maybe 15, told me one time " Dr. B-I burn when I yearn".  Took me a while to break that down to painful urination due to cystitis.  She "urine'd".

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

2 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

A  lifetime ago, I used to volunteer at Cal Farley's Girlstown.  A lovely child, maybe 15, told me one time " Dr. B-I burn when I yearn".  Took me a while to break that down to painful urination due to cystitis.  She "urine'd".

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

A metallic squink. 

[futureman 22,786]

wink?

wick. 

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

What is this, oak?
I think it's pine.
Pine is good.

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

24 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

What is this, oak?
I think it's pine.
Pine is good.

You got a greeting, starts with an H, how's 20 bucks sound?

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You got a greeting, starts with an H, how's 20 bucks sound?

I'll take it!

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

You see, he's the LOSER.  She's the victor.  To the VICTOR belong the spoils.

[4th&Five 42,082]

We share it with Pace Electronics, it’s disgusting!

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Just had a big bowl of Kix.

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

You didn't ask how she knows Marisa Tomei?

Not the point!  Can I finish?

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

You know, you got a great John Houseman name. Alec Beeeeeeeerg. Did you hand in your assignment, Mr. Berg? 

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

59 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You know, you got a great John Houseman name. Alec Beeeeeeeerg. Did you hand in your assignment, Mr. Berg? 

Alec Berg is also a writer on the show.  Maybe producer.

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Alec Berg is also a writer on the show.  Maybe producer.

[4th&Five 42,082]

He's worked on Curb and others too.

[WhatTheBuck 28,973]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Alec Berg is also a writer on the show.  Maybe producer.

Pretty sure he was a producer.

Also, the episode where Jerry invited a girl (Amanda Peet) to be his date for the Oscars and, when he picked her up, discovered that she had a live-in boyfriend was based on a true story. You know the episode when Jerry was dating the really hot chick who could get him out of a speeding ticket or into a sold out show? One of the writers asked that actress to be his date for the Oscars and, when he picked her up, found she had a live-in boyfriend. She just wanted to go to the Oscars. 

Edited March 11, 2021 by WhatTheBuck

[futureman 22,786]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Alec Berg is also a writer on the show.  Maybe producer.

same with steven koren. 

[futureman 22,786]

he knows how to read!

[Da Fino 2,826]

37 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Pretty sure he was a producer.

Also, the episode where Jerry invited a girl (Amanda Peet) to be his date for the Oscars and, when he picked her up, discovered that she had a live-in boyfriend was based on a true story. You know the episode when Jerry was dating the really hot chick who could get him out of a speeding ticket or into a sold out show? One of the writers asked that actress to be his date for the Oscars and, when he picked her up, found she had a live-in boyfriend. She just wanted to go to the Oscars. 

 

Lyle "the dude" is the same guy from the ATT commercial. 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

[WhatTheBuck 28,973]

3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

 

Lyle "the dude" is the same guy from the ATT commercial. 

 

Amanda Peet bared her breasts in The Whole Nine Yards.

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Amanda Peet bared her breasts in The Whole Nine Yards.

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Amanda Peet bared her breasts in The Whole Nine Yards.

Yes, yes she did.  College Biff was very happy about that.  Actually, 38 year old Biff is very happy about that too.  Real and spectacular.

[futureman 22,786]

15 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

 

Lyle "the dude" is the same guy from the ATT commercial. 

 

how the hell did you know this?

[Da Fino 2,826]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

how the hell did you know this?

I loved that episode and noticed him in a Geico commercial awhile back. 

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

Man, the character of Toby was fucking insane.  That actress was perfect.  I can't imagine her casting reading.

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Amanda Peet bared her breasts in The Whole Nine Yards.

Also, I found out that Rachel from The Hamptons (Melanie Smith) was ACTUALLY topless in 1993's The Baby Doll Murders.  Open an incognito window and image search it.  You're welcome.

[HornOnTheBayou 9,088]

Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist...

They'd pick her up in about ten minutes.

[futureman 22,786]

well, it worked when I met George Peppard last week.

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, I found out that Rachel from The Hamptons (Melanie Smith) was ACTUALLY topless in 1993's The Baby Doll Murders.  Open an incognito window and image search it.  You're welcome.

Oh it was Jane topless in the episode. But my point remains. 

[pokeNbeans 205]

I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe.

[futureman 22,786]

Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

Where will you stay?

An apartment complex, uh, the Eiffel Towers.

[Guest Lobo]

Wouldn't you...like to help...

[Biff Tannen 46,350]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Wouldn't you...like to help...

Not quite, but close enough.

[Guest Lobo]

Damnit!  

How about "Wouldn't you like to be a big brother to someone...like me.  Please." ???

also, once again "Seinfeld" the show predicts the future.  Jerry references keeping good personal distance from people in public.  Specifically at the urinal and at the ATM.  Nothing revelatory about that, but he specifically mentions a distance for both instances.......Yep, "6 feet apart."  

 

[futureman 22,786]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Where will you stay?

An apartment complex, uh, the Eiffel Towers.

lulz. I was just watching this episode a couple days ago and recorded this exchange and sent it to my brother.

 

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

What's she in for?

Embezzlement.

Sounds like a nice girl.

[futureman 22,786]

warden.

betsy. 

[4th&Five 42,082]

Who among us hasn’t snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?

[Nole-4-Life 815]

On 3/11/2021 at 3:10 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Amanda Peet bared her breasts in The Whole Nine Yards.

I'd give her a counterclockwise swirl....

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

4 minutes ago, Nole-4-Life said:

I'd give her a counterclockwise swirl....

That's my finishing move!