do you ever yearn?

[futureman 22,351]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's my finishing move!

your whole repertoire could be lifted. 

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

Your whole building smells like potatoes.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

Well I slept with your wife!

[futureman 22,351]

stop that, don’t eat that, that’s not food!  he’s suckin down equal packets!

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

This is Morning Mist.

[futureman 22,351]

well, the tomato’s an anomaly, so successful with the ketchup and the sauce, but you can’t find a good one. 

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Master of the house, doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

They blew his brains out all over the Pacific.

[4th&Five 41,120]

We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home.

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

Look Jerry, the show isn't about the circus, it's about watching freaks!

[futureman 22,351]

[4th&Five 41,120]

Now you and Jerry dated for a while. What was that like?

[Guest Lobo]

Two has-been royals nobody gives a shit about on the same show?.......what is this, amateur hour?  

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

All right, let's take a short break. .... Okay! We're back!

[Guest Lobo]

Lately the queen has been taking the labels off her generic wax beans.  And you know what?...she can't tell the difference.  

[4th&Five 41,120]

How did Frank get the rye out of the Ross’ without anyone noticing? It has always bothered me. 

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

How did Frank get the rye out of the Ross’ without anyone noticing? It has always bothered me. 

Well, you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster...

[futureman 22,351]

something’s missing all right...

[Guest Lobo]

The rooster has sex with all of them! 

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

There is a George Bonanza to see you.

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

That's perverse! 

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

What the fuck are you doing, you little piece of shit!

[Guest Lobo]

(i still say that kid grew up to be Daniel Tosh)

But I'm not gonna dumb it down for no mass audience! 

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

I still say he's naked under there!

Oh that makes a lot of sense!

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

This sonofabitch is ice cold.

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

No, no, you can't do that.  They're round and it makes an 8.

[Guest Lobo]

^

Man, we don't say this very much on here.......but I have no earthly idea what episode that's from, who said it, nothing...

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

^

Man, we don't say this very much on here.......but I have no earthly idea what episode that's from, who said it, nothing...

Jerry and Elaine trying to join George and his date for dinner, but he doesn't want them to because she thinks he's funny and he doesn't want them to be funnier than him.

[Guest Lobo]

Does George say it or his date?  I remember the episode now when Jerry decides to get real dark 'n disturbed.  

[PantsTent 1,997]

51 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Does George say it or his date?  I remember the episode now when Jerry decides to get real dark 'n disturbed.  

George doesn't want to push 2 round tables together.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,612]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Jerry and Elaine trying to join George and his date for dinner, but he doesn't want them to because she thinks he's funny and he doesn't want them to be funnier than him.

True story. 

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

True story. 

Never heard of corduroy!

[futureman 22,351]

[HornOnTheBayou 8,853]

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.

Funny guy, huh?

[McCroskey 1,483]

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.
Funny guy, huh?

What do you do?

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

10 hours ago, McCroskey said:

What do you do?

He's thinking of quitting the exporting, and just focussing in on the importing. And this is causing a problem, because, why not do both?

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

Are you having an affair with Elaine?

[Guest Lobo]

When my wife saw the photos of the lodged container ship in Suez, first thing she said was "now we're not gonna have any chips or diapers."  

She was literally right about diapers.  Our usual shipment has been delayed by several days. We need to start potty-training.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

Long matches.

[WhatTheBuck 28,612]

22 hours ago, McCroskey said:

What do you do?

I’m a comedian. 

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

I was about to get myself a snack.

[Da Fino 2,670]

Chunnel's on HBO tonight. Why don't you stop by?

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

15 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Chunnel's on HBO tonight. Why don't you stop by?

Watch DEATH BLOW

[NorthLoop 13,947]

40 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Watch DEATH BLOW

Aww man I'm missing the death blow!

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

Not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.

[Guest Lobo]

Owww, that's gotta hurt! 

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, And you know Mr. Varnsen

KRAMER: Uh, Varnsen.

JERRY: Pennypacker.

KRAMER: Vandelay.

GEORGE: Pennypacker. Varnsen.

JERRY: Vandelay. Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?

KRAMER: The factory?

JERRY: The Saab factory?

KRAMER: Jerry, that's in Sweden.

[Guest Lobo]

Damn shame that gotten take out of rotation.  A decade of horribly insensitive stereotypes about Jews, Blacks, Cubans, Dominicans, Spaniards, Mexicans, Chinese, Japanese, Germans, Eastern Orthodox, Catholics, Pakistani, Gay Men, Bisexual Women, Native Americans, and the Elderly.  Nevermind, misogyny, tacit date rape, and the Little People. 

But one silly moment with the fucking Puerto Ricans.  And a whole genius episode is gone from syndication and streaming.  

Ugh, the Puerto Ricans...they can be so sensitive.  

[NorthLoop 13,947]

30 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Owww, that's gotta hurt! 

That's gotta... hurt... ? 

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Damn shame that gotten take out of rotation.  A decade of horribly insensitive stereotypes about Jews, Blacks, Cubans, Dominicans, Spaniards, Mexicans, Chinese, Japanese, Germans, Eastern Orthodox, Catholics, Pakistani, Gay Men, Bisexual Women, Native Americans, and the Elderly.  Nevermind, misogyny, tacit date rape, and the Little People. 

But one silly moment with the fucking Puerto Ricans.  And a whole genius episode is gone from syndication and streaming.  

Ugh, the Puerto Ricans...they can be so sensitive.  

Hulu FTW!