El Assico (Iowa/ISU) Thread of Shame

[Al_4_ISU 12509]

Go State, or go fuck yourselves.

We have wop in a keg.  Stay tuned

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

You have Italians in Iowa?

[Al_4_ISU 12509]

South side of Des Moines is Italian AF.

It also has dick to do with the keg of wop.  Wop = beer, lemonade concentrate, and ever clear 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

South side of Des Moines is Italian AF.

It also has dick to do with the keg of wop.  Wop = beer, lemonade concentrate, and ever clear 

In other words, beer, lemons, and corn.

You guys better go get some grilled hawkeye and hopefully they don't serve some crow instead.

Edited September 8, 2018 by HOOK'EMHOOAH

[kopp0e 1135]

Lets' GoCyclones..! XII, XII, XII..!

Time for redemption against the Hawkeyes from last season...

Let's make the folks of Iowa City know that payback, well, payback is :

[Seneca Tinsley 3]

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

8 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

South side of Des Moines is Italian AF.

It also has dick to do with the keg of wop.  Wop = beer, lemonade concentrate, and ever clear 

Some inventive fellow was tired of dates who didn’t like beer, kinda like Summer Shandy on steroids.  

[Al_4_ISU 12509]

10 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Some inventive fellow was tired of dates who didn’t like beer, kinda like Summer Shandy on steroids.  

The first time I had Summer Shandy I thought “it’s wop in a bottle”.

i just went to some redneck swap meet where I was asked to leave a stand due to my ISU hat.

 

 It’s on, you inbred fuckstain meth addled cunts.

[Al_4_ISU 12509]

6/10 drunk.  2 hours till kickoff 

[runthebone 8052]

The Kneeling Corn Farmer Bowl?  Good luck

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1292]

 

Bring it home, ISU.

[Al_4_ISU 12509]

Deer on the grill, wop in my glass, Robert Earl Keen on the stereo 

[texifornia 57196]

Always down for El Assico. Having it on the second week is just brilliant. 

[Al_4_ISU 12509]

This deer loin is brilliant.  Also, my dog is a ‘tard

[MNLonghornFUKM 8823]

 
Bring it home, ISU.

Best trophy in all of sport and these pussy colleges didnt let it live on past like 2 years.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

59 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

 
Bring it home, ISU.

Best trophy in all of sport and these pussy colleges didnt let it live on past like 2 years.

why?

[Bullneck 19232]

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Deer on the grill, wop in my glass, Robert Earl Keen on the stereo 

You're reminding me of that poster on the old site from South Carolina who would intoxicate himself and be humorous.  

Someone help me out.  What was his handle?  Not sure he made it over.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8823]

17 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

why?

why what?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8823]

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You're reminding me of that poster on the old site from South Carolina who would intoxicate himself and be humorous.  

Someone help me out.  What was his handle?  Not sure he made it over.

rmblefishdix

[UTEX_ME 4766]

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

why what?

they not let it live

[MNLonghornFUKM 8823]

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

they not let it live

i think it was laughed at nationally 

[Bullneck 19232]

That statue is fucking horrible.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

Let's go Cyclones!

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

they not let it live

The trophy looking like it depicts a child molester trying to purchase the child of a meth addicted mother for an ear of corn probably didn’t help its longevity.

[utee94 15870]

Hello Holly Sonders

[Al_4_ISU 12509]

Our kicker’s name is literally “ass alley”

[Art Vandelay 1712]

Just now, Al_4_ISU said:

Our kicker’s name is literally “ass alley”

Was just laughing at that. That's....unfortunate.

[alphahorn 1637]

you can't overcome that name.  dude get it legally changed to asssidewalk or assstreet

[Art Vandelay 1712]

or assman

[Art Vandelay 1712]

Perfect name for El Assico, however.

[CastHorn 817]

Iowa St. looks good.

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

I would not be surprised if this team beats Texas

[Art Vandelay 1712]

ISU looks damn good on both sides of the ball.

[Hagbard Celine 10938]

16 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

South side of Des Moines is Italian AF.

It also has dick to do with the keg of wop.  Wop = beer, lemonade concentrate, and ever clear 

my god that sounds revolting

[MNLonghornFUKM 8823]

great punt bro

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Not great

[Art Vandelay 1712]

Looked like our punter's 15 yarder last week.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Brando and Tillman are ear AIDS

[Pig Bellmont 8742]

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

my god that sounds revolting

Seriously. What the fuck y’all ruining a whole keg of beer for?

[Longboard Horn 40567]

Field goal missed!

[Art Vandelay 1712]

The Kinnick/Iowa wave is a pretty awesome tradition.

Edited September 8, 2018 by Art Vandelay

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Dusty. Great fucking tradition. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1985]

Cool new tradition. Really nice to see ISU players into it too.

[Al_4_ISU 12509]

16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

my god that sounds revolting

It is.

in other news, my wife is creamed.  Im angling for butt stuff

[Hagbard Celine 10938]

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

It is.

in other news, my wife is creamed.  Im angling for butt stuff

are you fucking WHILE watching the game or INSTEAD of watching the game?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8823]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

are you fucking WHILE watching the game or INSTEAD of watching the game?

why not both? What do you think im doing?

[Art Vandelay 1712]

2 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

It is.

in other news, my wife is creamed.  Im angling for butt stuff

Well, they don't call it El Assico for nothing.

[Hagbard Celine 10938]

the word "while" does mean both.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

This punter is gonna be the death of the Cyclones. Get it together man!!

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Terrific segment