Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread

[Capn81 373]

So blasting a guy and making him fumble led to a first down?

You might be the biggest Fucking idiot on the site. Really.

[GottaB 595]

We need a drive. A fuck you this is our house 15 play TD drive.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

aggy with god damn near 500 yards against Clemson

Their mobile QB was a shitty passer last year but has improved. Meanwhile Sam....

[MillerEP 30494]

Hell of a run

[Valmy77 13270]

Ok here is the plan:

1. Give it to Ingram

2. Throw it to Humphrey.

Come on now.

[Nivek 16979]

LJH to QB

[Pam Cummings 9654]

That last play pretty much summed up the third quarter.

[Modessit 5603]

Fuck You for not demanding more. Our fucking fanbase more focused on the sheep fuckers tells you the story.

I want more and I'm demanding more. But I'm not doing it by calling attention to how good the sheep fuckers are doing. Y'all are the dumbasses complaining about how our restaurant sales are declining while telling everyone how good the food is at the place across the street. It doesn't make us better and has more potential to keep us bad by driving the business away. Save the bitching comparisons for Fire Tom Herman thread where it belongs. If I gave a fuck how aggy is doing I'd be watching them. Their success - or lack thereof - doesn't seem to affect how well we do. Even when we get the better recruits we don't know what the fuck to do with them.

[Mileslong 4728]

You are a dipshit. Good Fucking call on the big hit. Look at the posts above to see how big of a Fucking moron you are for enjoying shit that meant nothing.

You’re a miserable Pussy who needs his ass kicked so here we are

[AUS-97HORN 11814]

how many fucking times are we going to lose 3-4 yards on first down ON A FUCKING RUN PLAY

[gaspar 102]

At least Porter hasn’t sniffed the field today...that’s all I have

[alphahorn 1637]

oh shit, it's the 4th quarter. tommy's record isn't so good right about now

[UDontKnow 10447]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

 

So any play that doesn’t result in a turnover should be overlooked, gotcha

 

Why don't you look at PJ Locke's full body of work and then get back to me?

[Skipper 6192]

Seriously.  Rewind the kickoff and look for the hold.  Another weak call.  Someone that has more time than I do please make a video of these calls.  It's amazing.  If it wasn't Tulsa we would be losing our minds.

[runthebone 8029]

Beating a good football team like Tulsa is hard...

 

First line of the press conference

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Run keontay!


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[Dbeasy 15084]

Coaching mistake. Our QB and RB are taking too long to decide whether to hand off or not on the zone read.

[6th Street 6490]

Aggy about to tie it up with 20 seconds left

[HornPhD 1368]

Maybe next year's pre-season camp should be held in Junction

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Aggy going for 2 to try to tie

[Capn81 373]

You’re a miserable Pussy who needs his ass kicked so here we are

Miserable pussy? Lulz. You are getting hyped over a hit that means nothing. Nothing.

[Mileslong 4728]

Why don't you look at PJ Locke's full body of work and then get back to me?

That has nothing to do with that one play now does it? You’re out of your depth

[alphahorn 1637]

fucking aggie is going for 2 to tie clemson with :26 seconds to go

[Lhorn 4936]

1 minute ago, gaspar said:

At least Porter hasn’t sniffed the field today...that’s all I have

Wait for it.......

[pacman 7369]

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

as much as I hated brown at the end, for fucks sake he's light years better than either of the shit shows that have followed

We Nebraska'd ourselves but it was time for Brown to go. We just shoot ourselves in the dick as an athletic department. Too many big wallets want to be involved...hope cdc is here to change our course

[crash_davis 23114]

aggy just scored a td.  coaching matters.

 

fuck tom herman.

[Cap Hooked 68]

aggy would beat us by 45 fucking points if we played next week 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

we suck

[Valmy77 13270]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Ok here is the plan:

1. Give it to Ingram

2. Throw it to Humphrey.

Come on now.

I guess I need to add: no more screens.

[Sgt Hulk 13833]

welp im done with the internet and watching football this yea 

[gaspar 102]

Just now, Lhorn said:

Wait for it.......

You’re right the fourth quarter is Porter time

[Pam Cummings 9654]

So i've been watching the aggy game too and they've gotten away with massive holding on Clemson's dline all fucking night.

[6th Street 6490]

Ok so that's done 

[alphahorn 1637]

aggie, aggied thank God, and fell short once again

[Capn81 373]

I want more and I'm demanding more. But I'm not doing it by calling attention to how good the sheep fuckers are doing. Y'all are the dumbasses complaining about how our restaurant sales are declining while telling everyone how good the food is at the place across the street. It doesn't make us better and has more potential to keep us bad by driving the business away. Save the bitching comparisons for Fire Tom Herman thread where it belongs. If I gave a fuck how aggy is doing I'd be watching them. Their success - or lack thereof - doesn't seem to affect how well we do. Even when we get the better recruits we don't know what the fuck to do with them.

You should Fucking say less.

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

Hey can you dipshits take the aggy chat to the aggy thread?  

[Mileslong 4728]

Miserable pussy? Lulz. You are getting hyped over a hit that means nothing. Nothing.

So I’m the only in here who went “OMG!” after the hit? I appreciate hard hits which cause fumbles regardless if we recover them or not. Some of you have played too many video games

[Thetexashammer 1062]

9 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

 

I like shit that matters. A big hit that means nothing doesn’t move my dick an inch.
 

 

Your dick really doesn't ever move more than an inch does it?

[GottaB 595]

we suck

[Valmy77 13270]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

we suck

Yes...and have since 2009. Just how it goes. Why? I have no idea.

Herman clearly thought he had a decent team. Just like Strong did back in 2016. It is so weird. I mean surely a football coach should have a decent idea about these things.

[VaHorn 105]

1 minute ago, Cap Hooked said:

aggy would beat us by 45 fucking points if we played next week 

They would aggy it up.  

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Our recruiting is f*cked if we don’t show out against USC. Aggy going toe to toe with Clemson on prime time while we’re playing grab ass with Tulsa

[williemackgarza 1826]

aggie, aggied thank God, and fell short once again

Aggy is light years ahead of us right now. Jesus we are pathetic

[Sgt Hulk 13833]

i wish CDC would say they fucking sucl 

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

Cmon CDC just say we suck and you are going to help change that. Stop being PC.

[alphahorn 1637]

come on CDC, be real with us

[Modessit 5603]

Hey can you dipshits take the aggy chat to the aggy thread?  

Shhh. Apparently it helps our team get better.

[crash_davis 23114]

fuck tom herman.  say it loud.  say it often.

[Fozzz 152]

This offense is embarrassing. 

[AUS-97HORN 11814]

LJH drops a sure  first down.

 

the defense needed a break bad..... and we just took less than 30 seconds off the fucking clock. 

Edited September 9, 2018 by AUS-97HORN