Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread

[bigcigar 1164]

Just now, elnimo said:

Jesus. Charlie Strong 2.0.  Can’t even close on Tulsa for fucks sake.

No. Herman won’t even fire Beck after this. It’s worse.

[Helobious 9453]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

We can't start or finish a game.

Only the 2nd & 3rd quarter matter, Tom said so last week. Don’t you know anything about football? 

[Pancho 44800]

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Did I accidentally eat a lot of shrooms earlier

You've just been huffing poppers for the last 2 hours.  That's all. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

I’m officially apathetic. 

[Valmy77 13226]

Just now, gaspar said:

And Tulsa has spotted us 9 points with 3 missed FGs...uuggghhhhh

Yeah...They probably should be winning after our atrocious and disastrous 3rd quarter. 

[TexasEd 8067]

1 minute ago, gaspar said:

And Tulsa has spotted us 9 points with 3 missed FGs...uuggghhhhh

And 2-3 dropped touchdowns

[TexasBeta 1261]

Pours another bourbon. Fuck everything.

I blame UT for my drinking problem. This is unbelievable.

[crash_davis 23113]

we fucking make fun of aggy all off season.  

they are so much better than last year.  d is so much fucking better.  oline which was supposed to be a huge weakness is serviceable.  mond can't throw for shit but amazingly he's more accurate that ehlinger.  coaching fucking matters.  hire a great staff.

 

tom brought along his fucking idiot cronies.  and here we are.

[LonghornJudas 1097]

The Texas Offense has "started" to sputter?

[Lhorn 4913]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

fuck it  if it means cleaning house and firing every person associated with the football team  ill take this L

This feels like it's shaping up to be CS KU loss.  Only problem is we are stuck with TH for another 2 years (minus 2 games).  I don't know what it would take to fire Herman after 2 years, but he's making a very strong case for it.

[ButtFumble 5179]

news flash the USC game was LAST YEAR and A LOSS.....and Texas has not played that for one series of downs this year on any side of the ball and looks to be getting worse

[MillerEP 30455]

CDC and Herman are good friends, Herman’s said he’s the one that floated his name around when we were looking.

[elnimo 55]

Not even Kansas is a sure thing.

[Valmy77 13226]

Ok hand it to Ingram. Throw it to Humphrey. Surely he will not drop it again.

[WBT 20571]

Such perfect, wow

[4th&Five 41550]

Herman never should have been hired and I hope like fucking he’ll CDC thinks the same. This is pathetic. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

Ellinger again.

[Junior Miller 1502]

3 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

Lowell should ask CDC about this bullshit. This is bad. Really bad. Fuck Tom Herman.

Lulz this is the only job in sports that tard can get. He's gonna be kissing all the ass he needs to so he isnt selling bullshit from some office somewhere in 2 weeks. 

[Dbeasy 15051]

We just might have the biggest coaching fraud in history.

[LonghornJudas 1097]

Maybe we need some more jumping around and raising of hands on the sidelines.

[Steelers Roll Left 1172]

Will be interested to see how Herman handles the offense here because I’m pretty sure he’s been playing vanilla offense hoping to keep offense off film for opposition this entire 2nd half.  

[4Pete 156]

I am 5 minutes away from digging the old White Apple t-shirt from the college section of my closet.  

We poached the wrong coach from Cougar High, extra-curricular proclivities aside.

[millhouse 2604]

This is terribad

[GabrielsHorn 2183]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Confederacy of Dunces.

 

My valve.

Pretty sure I’d take Ignatius over Herman at this point. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1963]

No first downs in second half!

[Deej 76790]

Here comes a Sam pick 6.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

So we should be losing if they could kick, and still might lose. 

[RPM 26320]

Don't panic. Mileslong will be here to tell you everything is peachy keen any moment.

[cdain3 3454]

2 minutes ago, elnimo said:

Jesus. Charlie Strong 2.0.  Can’t even close on Tulsa for fucks sake.

This is worse than Charlie....

[RandomIdoit 655]

It's okay guys, Ehlinger is clutch. 🙄

[Bevojoe 44]

This is pathetic. 

[deadshank 24653]

Soft, posing, preening pussies.  

Get up 21-0, dance on the sideline and forget the other team is still playing.   

Longhorn turnover coming soon 

[NowThis 931]

holy shit , 12 minutes is an eternity. TU could win. 

[Ldogg53 514]

 We are a bad football team and this is squarely on Herman. 

Correct. I see very little that shows they’re being put in a position to win.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

whens sams next int  isnt it due?

[Hornin04 261]

Tweeting @_delconte. Does he respond to tweets?

[satyanash 14485]

Whoa, a first down! I remember those

[austintiger 111]

I have to say I thought CTH was the real deal and was jealous you got him over us. I no longer feel this jealousy.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Why the fuck is Sam still the starting qb 

[TexasBeta 1261]

We’d be very lucky to win 5 games this year

Show me the wins? Kansas is about the only gimme. Maybe. OU will put a 100 On us from what I saw today.

[millhouse 2604]

Heavy load of ljh. Put him at qb

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

“Clutchability” is what Ahmad wants to see. /roll eyes

[williemackgarza 1826]

Here comes sams int

[Lonestar88 4664]

This is a clown show.

[Lhorn 4913]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

We just might have the biggest coaching fraud in history.

"frauds".... don't let the hiring of CS be forgotten.

[Fozzz 152]

Our offense is so fucking awful. Lmao. What does Herman actually do?

[Rhinotx 499]

Everything on offense is slow and obvious 

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

This team looks worse than the team that lost to Kansas two years ago.  How is that possible?

[Daichee Bell 2925]

Becks like...turd roll to the left!!
Now...turd roll right!!
Turd up the middle!!

I’m drinking whiskey by the way.