Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread

[Bevo Num1 1021]

The butter taste of victory

Was Mack on the sideline?

[Lhorn 4922]

5 minutes ago, millhouse said:

No fucking way they should treat this as a win

winning is hard dumbass.  Trying to be perfect and whatnot....

[Deej 76847]

If they don't fire Herman, we can just raze DKR for the new basketball arena.

[MillerEP 30492]

I love how Ricky is always so brutally honest

[Steamboat1874 4072]

USC also sucks.

Orlando sucks as much or more than Beck.

[SubliminalHorn 6808]

Ricky is struggling right now. You can see it in his eyes. He knows we’re fucked

[runthebone 8020]

1 minute ago, D_Goose said:

Herman's post game bullshit going to be something like, "we won the game, and last I checked winning is a good thing". 

I already called "beating a good team like Tulsa is hard."

[TexasBeta 1265]

This is the worse Texas team of the last 5 years. I didn’t even think that was possible.

This is the worst Texas team in longer than that. I mean the team that lost to Kansas with CS was bad. I don’t have a but... but worse team I’ve seen in 20 years. Too harsh?

[Digdogger 1344]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Apparently it was all Major Applewhite and Ed Oliver

Let’s go get some dumpy Mexican trainers and lure him back

[Horn Dog 9877]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

IMG academy would beat us 

Its worse than that...I think Kansas has a good shot at this team

[SunUvAbitchMarcos 129]

CDC should make the entire team and coaching staff get back on the field and run sprints until they puke.
 
 

What a dumbass thing to post What would that accomplish

[Lhorn 4922]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

899th win, kinda cool can’t wait to see 1000th next year

We're gonna win 101 games by next year?

[alphahorn 1637]

fuck did CDC give these guys a command to say good things about sam or is ricky high or both

[Bevo Num1 1021]

I feel like this team played not to lose.

[Valmy77 13247]

Well they are worse than last year.

I will have to say I did not get the Hager hype over the offseason. I mean sure I loved his dad and I wanted to believe it but I wanted to see something during the year and so far he is not team captain material.

I have been encouraged by the offensive line being a bit better but everything else has regressed. Amazing. I only expected 7-5...maybe 8-4 if things really bounce our way but wow have I been disappointed so far. Man and I thought I was being measured and cautious in my expectations. It seems I was wildly optimistic and sunshine pumping.

[Mo Horn 8852]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

899th win, kinda cool can’t wait to see 1000th next year

 so we're going to win 101 games in the next two years? 

[SubliminalHorn 6808]

Just now, TexasBeta said:

This is the worst Texas team in longer than that. I mean the team that lost to Kansas with CS was bad. I don’t have a but... but worse team I’ve seen in 20 years. Too harsh?

This team is worse. I can’t believe I’m saying it, but it’s true. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Ain’t no way Jordan Shipley did that hair himself. 

[ousux 5600]

LHN guys are softballing this performance bigtime..

[Valmy77 13247]

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

I feel like this team played not to lose.

They play...well...they play bad. I have no idea if it is due to tightness but I suspect they are just not good football players.

[clapclapclap 9000]

The silver lining is CDC is already compiling a list and will be ready to act quickly if needed (95% chance) in November.

[Majorcholas 508]

3 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Bullshit we didn't keep running the ball. Taking a knee is a pussy move 

Until we fumble it because we suck and then you would blame them for being dumb.

We suck. Kneel it. End the game.

[Lhorn 4922]

What has Griffin been smoking?  Grades this performance as a "B"?

[stork642 4498]

Most unsatisfying win I've ever witnessed.  

[Bevo Num1 1021]

899th win, kinda cool can’t wait to see 1000th next year

Math is fucking hard.

[MillerEP 30492]

Lol meant 900th

[Sgt Hulk 13806]

2010 squad would fucking run roughshot all over this team

[alphahorn 1637]

these fucking ex players giving grades for this performance, what a joke, B, B-, LOL

[crash_davis 23114]

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

I feel like this team played not to lose.

bullshit.  we don''t have the luxury.  this team isn't good.  it's not because we are tentative.  it's because we fucking suck and coaching sucks.

[F250 28789]

Ricky speaking truth.

[Valmy77 13247]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

The silver lining is CDC is already compiling a list and will be ready to act quickly if needed (95% chance) in November.

That is a silver lining. I have confidence in this athletic department overall with him at the helm. 

[SubliminalHorn 6808]

Just now, ousux said:

LHN guys are softballing this performance bigtime..

B, B-, C? Really?

[El Squared 1810]

When will CDC pull the plug on the Galindo And Brooks shit show.

They are so embarrassing, irritating, and annoying.

We could do better hiring Lenny and Squiggy

Is this the best LHN can do, or are they cultivating hate and resentment?

[Colonel Mustard 325]

If this is the "Texas Offense" it fucking sucks and needs to be fully replaced. 

[taybo20 2878]

About the sickest I could feel after a win... feels like a loss

[taybo20 2878]

 

If this is the "Texas Offense" it fucking sucks and needs to be fully replaced. 

Coaching staff too

[ousux 5600]

USC also sucks.
Orlando sucks as much or more than Beck.

We miss the poonatrator big time...and then playing a DE at LB and true Freshmen corners/safeties virtually guarantees an uneven performance.

[Valmy77 13247]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

2010 squad would fucking run roughshot all over this team

I think the 2017 team would crush these guys so far. I don't get it.

[UDontKnow 10447]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

The silver lining is CDC is already compiling a list and will be ready to act quickly if needed (95% chance) in November.

If only this were true.

[4Pete 156]

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

LHN guys are softballing this performance bigtime..

They're new.  They don't want to get canned.  Don't they know that nobody ever gets fired.  Just reassigned up the ladder.

[Steamboat1874 4072]

Fucking interviewing CDC during the game while they driving the ball right down our throats for a TD pissed me the fuck off.

[Lhorn 4922]

19 minutes ago, Modessit said:

ESPN has to be looking for a way to pull the plugon the Longhorn network...

At least it limits the number of people who are witness to us getting embarrassed.  

[MillerEP 30492]

I think we only had a ten year contract on LHN, next year might be it

[4Pete 156]

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

winning is hard dumbass.  Trying to be perfect and whatnot....

If that dumbass tries to pull that "trying too hard, trying to be perfect" shit again, I hope every beat reporter walks out and every tv camera turns off their lights.

[ousux 5600]

I hated the fuck out of running out the clock..

At the very least give Dicker the kicker some game FG experience.

[Billy Pilgrim 1979]

I agree with Shipley- started strong, finished strong (offensively), the 2nd and 3rd quarters were total dogshit 

[MillerEP 30492]

I hated the fuck out of running out the clock..

At the very least give Dicker the kicker some game FG experience.

Knowing our luck we’d miss it and they’d use the remaining time to drive it back

[OU Sucks 8889]

Just now, ousux said:

I hated the fuck out of running out the clock..

At the very least give Dicker the kicker some game FG experience.

Knowing us, someone would fumble, and Tulsa would take it to the house.

[pacman 7359]

Just now, ousux said:

I hated the fuck out of running out the clock..

At the very least give Dicker the kicker some game FG experience.

And risk a blocked fg for a game tying td?

[Wishbone 4762]

If we had lost and aggy had won I would feel pretty much the same as I do now.