Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread

[alphahorn 1637]

fuck sam is stupid

[RPM 26208]

moar Ingram

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

sam you dumb fucking regard 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

nice push

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Dammit Sam. Just hand the fucking ball off.

[AUS-97HORN 11669]

3rd and 2.... and we lose 2 yards again

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

god sam  why

[alphahorn 1637]

terrible fucking read

[hookem48 4631]

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Oh, we know how to stop it. Take hager off the field and push Roach down to DE. Roach is a fantastic athlete but has no business running LB'er every down and Hager is a situational pass rush player.

 

Hager chewing up all of this PT is just as egregious as playing Porter.

it's so fucking obvious it's ridiculous 

[Skipper 6100]

Rewind to that 1st down play.   Joke of a holding call.  This is seriously a pop warner crew.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Sam can’t throw. Sam can’t hand off. Sam can’t quarterback.

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

again if it hasnt been said we are so fucked lol 

[Anastasis 23390]

How many 3and 2 s can we shut the bed on. 

[54_Strat 34]

Wtf is Sam doing

[Bruh Man 3160]

put shane in the gottdamn game.

[Ldogg53 514]

Sam Ehlinger is a mouth breather.

[alphahorn 1637]

so sick of this sam shit.  fucking herman put your fragile ego on hold and play shane

[HornPhD 1364]

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Not around a TV at the moment, haven't watched a second of the game. 21-0 at halftime sounds like a very decent performance. Final score will probably be 35-7 or something. Yeah a decade ago it's a game UT wins 63-7 but a win is a win. 

Tulsa blocked a punt. That should not happen. Especially in the 1st half.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Bujcevski is gonna be pretty good. He'll have some shanks but I just pray they aren't out of the end zone.

[Hornin04 260]

Is Ehlinger cuckolding Herman's wife? Why is he still in?

[AUS-97HORN 11669]

#65 tulsa just dragged down one of our D line... no fucking call by the refs

[6th Street 6354]

Why does aggy have a good coach and we're stuck with this faget?

[UTEX_ME 4754]

1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Bujcevski is gonna be pretty good. He'll have some shanks but I just pray they aren't out of the end zone.

He'll get plenty of practice like his cousin got.

Edited September 9, 2018 by UTEX_ME

[Tired of Lurking 637]

SHANE WILL TAKE SACKS ON EVERY DRIVE GODDAMMIT.

No. Do not play Shane. Sam is a dumbdumb sometimes but Shane is not the quarterback for Texas football anymore. GET OVER IT.

[RPM 26208]

Nice 3 and out by the D.

[AUS-97HORN 11669]

ahhh yes, the patented run backwards for 8 yards play on a punt return

 

fucking CHRIST kids run fucking forward.  there was easily a 5 yard gain going forward there

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

id like to see the freshman qbs  lets see em 

[Domedriver 655]

We are up 21-0 and we are not going to git some younguns in the game?  Or Buechle?  Like you know we play USC net week?

[Hook1997 5270]

I just don’t get why our plays take so long to develop....

[US183 124]

2 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Sam can’t throw. Sam can’t hand off. Sam can’t quarterback.

But can he dance ?

[Ldogg53 514]

Way to run backward son.

[pacman 7324]

1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Bujcevski is gonna be pretty good. He'll have some shanks but I just pray they aren't out of the end zone.

He has already shown some good touch. Predictably, as a fish, he felt rushed on the 15 yarder but experience will take care of that.. 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Going backwards on a punt return is always the right move.

[Domedriver 655]

Open the chart, just saying this is your only game to do that

[Newy25 7638]

1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:

SHANE WILL TAKE SACKS ON EVERY DRIVE GODDAMMIT.

No. Do not play Shane. Sam is a dumbdumb sometimes but Shane is not the quarterback for Texas football anymore. GET OVER IT.

Sam is a dumshit sometimes?  He is a dumb shit in every game he has played in. 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Fuck, aggy making it interesting.

[Mileslong 4711]

Nice 3 and out by the D.

No it wasn’t, they picked up 6 yards before they had to punt

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:

SHANE WILL TAKE SACKS ON EVERY DRIVE GODDAMMIT.

No. Do not play Shane. Sam is a dumbdumb sometimes but Shane is not the quarterback for Texas football anymore. GET OVER IT.

hate to break it to you, but neither is sam.  there's a reason shane is 5-2 and sam is 2-5 under herman.  sam is a walking meltdown when the game is on the line.

I'd be giving serious reps to Rising if it were up to me

[Billy Pilgrim 1912]

Why can’t we bitch slap a shitty Tulsa team like the Sooners did a PAC12 team. We are so fucking bad that we struggle like this with nobodies.

[TwiceHorn 31240]

2 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

SHANE WILL TAKE SACKS ON EVERY DRIVE GODDAMMIT.

No. Do not play Shane. Sam is a dumbdumb sometimes but Shane is not the quarterback for Texas football anymore. GET OVER IT.

Oh bullshit.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Just now, alphahorn said:

hate to break it to you, but neither is sam.  there's a reason shane is 5-2 and sam is 2-5 under herman.  sam is a walking meltdown when the game is on the line.

I'd be giving serious reps to Rising if it were up to me

So fucking misleading. Sam came in and won two games Shane "started" last year.

[RPM 26208]

Well Hellooo Jen

[AUS-97HORN 11669]

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Why does aggy have a good coach and we're stuck with this faget?

hang on, 

 

Aggy signed a 75M  TEN YEAR contract with a coach who is allowed to leave the contract at any time with no penalty, but if the school dumps him for anything other than real cause,  hes owed 7.5M per year left on his contract. 

 

thats a horribad contract.    

[Modessit 5595]

Exactly.  How the hell are some of you excited about a shut out?  Their kickers have missed 3 give me FG’s.

And we had one TD not called or reviewed.

I'm not excited about our sloppiness, but I still want the shutout whether we caused it or they fucked up.

[Ellellelle 308]

I cannot with this commentating.

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Why can’t we bitch slap a shitty Tulsa team like the Sooners did a PAC12 team. We are so fucking bad that we struggle like this with nobodies.

we have to prove we're a somebody first

[Newy25 7638]

Just now, Tired of Lurking said:

So fucking misleading. Sam came in and won two games Shane "started" last year.

It is not misleading. You are just being a major dumbass. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2723]

Well Hellooo Jen

She’s got some hammers.

[Wishbone 4731]

Fan shots clearly reflect my ho-hum mood.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

Mocking jet pack guy. Is there any low they won't sink to?