Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

So how do we look?

[campcrunk 2452]

God, watching this game has made me depressed. Fire everyone. Ahmad trying to find positives from this disaster is just pitiful. 

Edited September 9, 2018 by campcrunk

[perfectchaos007 6636]

Winning is hard. I don’t care if you’re Texas playing Lake Travis highschool getting wins is hard. That’s the type of Bs Herman peddles 

[Capn81 372]

Just now, RPM said:

This was not a good game. We should prepare our anus.

It was a fucking joke.  

[crash_davis 23107]

look at that smug fucking asshole.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Just put michelle on the sidelines all ready. More fire than tom, judging from her twitter catiness history. Plus nicer to look at

[pacman 7355]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We were a 22.5 point favorite 

Herman is now 80% loser against the spread as a favorite 

[SideSlip 35]

Does Conference USA have any openings?  We’re outmatched for the Big 12.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

fuck this team 

[Deej 76767]

Impressive. We beat Tulsa by 7.

[Digdogger 1344]

Herman’s blouse looks nice

[NateHitch 1282]

Can't wait for Herman's snarky ass responses to valid questions in the post gamer

[ButtFumble 5172]

tommy runs like kin jung il and is kind of starting to look like him in the waistline too

[millhouse 2604]

Bullshit we didn't keep running the ball. Taking a knee is a pussy move 

[alphahorn 1637]

look how happy sam is.  i'm 3-5 bitches

[SquishMitten 10404]

Pathetic

[Steelers Roll Left 1169]

... You gotta control your smiles and cries, because that's all you have and nobody can take that away from you....

[4Pete 156]

1 minute ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Ahmad is just fucking babbling.

That's why they pay him... in Bevo Bucks.

[GabrielsHorn 2183]

The players look way too fucking happy

[Hagbard Celine 10859]

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Can't flagrant fraud void long-term contracts? 

Somewhere in the fine print of our standard coaching t's & c's.... please tell me Deloss buried the "shenanigans clause".

[Chilly Water 415]

So when do we fire Herman?

[crash_davis 23107]

no shit.  sam is all happy and shit.  a fucking leader would be fucking pissed at this shit show.

[Mo Horn 8833]

If Tom says anything positive, other then we won the game, I'm gonna have to buy a new TV cause I'm going to throw something through the screen. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Idk I’m done with this team. They’re just losers and seem to be ok with being losers. I’m over it. Bring on NFL season

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

IMG academy would beat us 

[Bevo Num1 1011]

So how do we look?

They're still shitty.

[The People’s Elbow 707]

Garbage. 

[DaysOff 7947]

Just put michelle on the sidelines all ready. More fire than tom, judging from her twitter catiness history. Plus nicer to look at

She's gonna take half of his shit at some point

[EuroHorn 3263]

We may beat Kansas and Baylor. Other than that there are no games Texas is going to be favored in.  3 wins will be a big achievement for this team

[AtticusFinch 155]

5 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

We're saving all of our good plays for OU

I wouldnt watch that game.  Its gonna get ugly

[Richter 2259]

It’s gonna be a long season

[alphahorn 1637]

damn sterns better be able to rub dirt on that and get after USC next week

[Lonestar88 4661]

This is the worst Texas team of the last 5 years. I didn’t even think that was possible.

Edited September 9, 2018 by Lonestar88

[Treefidy 1463]

11 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Orlando sucks way more than Beck.

Pathetic defense.

Don't forget they missed three chip shot field goals and dropped two easy touchdown passes.

That is 23 points.

Beck lost his bes OL but gained overall experience and more healthy bodies.  Net positive, should be better this year.

Orland lost his best DL, LB, S, and CB.  30% of his good squad from last year, net major negative and should expect some regression.

[elfenix 34238]

Apparently it was all Major Applewhite and Ed Oliver

[campcrunk 2452]

Just now, Chilly Water said:

So when do we fire Herman?

First Tuesday after we miss a bowl game, I expect. Not soon enough. 

[Deej 76767]

There's our win for the season.

[Michael Knight 12977]

The butter taste of victory

[D_Goose 489]

Herman's post game bullshit going to be something like, "we won the game, and last I checked winning is a good thing". 

[4Pete 156]

See y'all in the "Fire Tom Herman" thread!

 

[jebusshuttlecock 200]

So glad this game was on LHN so that I wasn't able to watch it

[Kenny Powers 45]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

IMG academy would beat us 

Sad but more than likely true....Trey Sanders would rush for bout 350 alone. 

[Daichee Bell 2925]

Michelle needs to withhold the pootie.


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[4Pete 156]

LOWELL!  Dropping the truth.  Yes, we CAN agree that it sucked.

[crash_davis 23107]

Just now, Treefidy said:

Beck lost his bes OL but gained overall experience and more healthy bodies.  Net positive, should be better this year.

Orland lost his best DL, LB, S, and CB.  30% of his good squad from last year, net major negative and should expect some regression.

blah blah blah, its motherfucking tulsa, blah blah blah

[Topper13 3268]

"Can we all agree that this sucked..." Yeah, we can. 

[runthebone 7981]

3 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

I coached the O' Henry Middle School 7th grade team to an AISD Championship and could call a better game than Herman. 

I seriously read this as the AIDS championship, which is the only thing Texas can win this year. 

[MillerEP 30455]

899th win, kinda cool can’t wait to see 1000th next year

[CoachTex 2624]

After 2 game I am convinced. We do not have the line to run zone. We are much better when we veer block. We have to get our online on the move. No spoiler I just can’t delete it.

Spoiler

 

lock.

[F250 28770]

CDC should make the entire team and coaching staff get back on the field and run sprints until they puke.