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texifornia

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5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Tom does not look well.  

Honestly I think he looks better than the last couple years. He gained back some weight and looks like he hit the gym a bit. He was getting seriously cokehead skinny.

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MrBig

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7 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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Mmmmm. Michelle.

 

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She dug those nails in….” Don’t fuck this up, Tom!”

 

 

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I wrote this in the other thread but I think Michelle is abusive as fuck. That’s why Herman liked to play mind games with the team like burning their food because he didn’t have any power at home. 

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Al_4_ISU

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On 8/30/2024 at 7:34 PM, texifornia said:

Honestly I think he looks better than the last couple years. He gained back some weight and looks like he hit the gym a bit. He was getting seriously cokehead skinny.

I'm about 90% sure I walked in on Tom Herman doing coke in the bathroom of a West Des Moines sports bar when he was ISU's OC.

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Al_4_ISU

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9 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Go on! 

I mean, that's about the extent of it.  There used to be this big Signing Day party at the Keg Stand (bar in WDM) during the Rhoads era that was put on by an ISU fansite.  The coaching staff would take a party bus down from Ames, and everyone was clearly having a good time.  We were all having a good time.

A few hours into the event, I walk into the bathroom to take a leak and I immediately hear the unmistakable sound of someone aggressively inhaling through one nostril whilst the other is plugged.  Toilet door flies open and Herman comes flying out of the stall and quickly yells "WHOOO" before slamming the door to the bathroom on his way back into the party.

I finish my piss and act like nothing happened.

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1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I mean, that's about the extent of it.  There used to be this big Signing Day party at the Keg Stand (bar in WDM) during the Rhoads era that was put on by an ISU fansite.  The coaching staff would take a party bus down from Ames, and everyone was clearly having a good time.  We were all having a good time.

A few hours into the event, I walk into the bathroom to take a leak and I immediately hear the sound of someone aggressively inhaling through one nostril whilst the other is plugged.  Toilet door flies open and Herman comes flying out of the stall and quickly yells "WHOOO" before slamming the door to the bathroom on his way back into the party.

I finish my piss and act like nothing happened.

So he wasn't doing the lines off a co-ed or his future(?) wife's ass?

Dammit, make some shit up. It's the internet for crying out loud.

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Al_4_ISU

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8 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

So he wasn't doing the lines off a co-ed or his future(?) wife's ass?

Dammit, make some shit up. It's the internet for crying out loud.

Not that night.  I don't think his wife was there, and this type of event was always a sausage fest for the most part.

There were always stories that he paid for a cheerleader's abortion and shit like that.

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17 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I mean, that's about the extent of it.  There used to be this big Signing Day party at the Keg Stand (bar in WDM) during the Rhoads era that was put on by an ISU fansite.  The coaching staff would take a party bus down from Ames, and everyone was clearly having a good time.  We were all having a good time.

A few hours into the event, I walk into the bathroom to take a leak and I immediately hear the unmistakable sound of someone aggressively inhaling through one nostril whilst the other is plugged.  Toilet door flies open and Herman comes flying out of the stall and quickly yells "WHOOO" before slamming the door to the bathroom on his way back into the party.

I finish my piss and act like nothing happened.

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