Ralph Wiggum & Moe Szyslak Appreciation Thread

[Pancho 44712]

Two of the most underrated characters in all of television.  Some of my favs:

Ralph: "Hi Lisa!  Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!  Hi liar!"

Ralph in a sad voice: "Is President Lincoln okay?"

"What's a battle?"

 

 

Moe: 

"Well, I'm better than dirt.  Well, most kinds of dirt.  I mean, not that fancy store bought dirt, that stuff's loading with nutrients.  I can't compete with that stuff."

[Beau Vine 54208]

Wrong forum?

[Upgrayedd 5810]

Fail English?  That's unpossible.

 

I use umpossible all the time just to see if anyone picks it up.

[NWBuck 8552]

"I'm a gulch!" 

[Prepuce of Doom 21053]

I throw in "...and the baby looked at me." whenever I have a chance. 

[smoky 840]

Every year, my Valentine's day card to my wife says, " I choo choo choose you.'

[HornOnTheBayou 8919]

Sleep. That's where I'm a viking.

[HornOnTheBayou 8919]

They taste like burning.

[Brock Sampson 289]

If I ever find out who you are I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!

 

Hugh Jazz!  Has anyone here seen a Hugh Jazz!? 

Edited September 10, 2018 by Brock Sampson

[RPM 26318]

I'm Moe. Or as the ladies like to call me, "Hey you behind the bushes!"

[Steamboat1874 4049]

Who ?

Never heard of them.

 

[NorthLoop 14183]

My cat's breath smells like cat food

[jeevsie 3733]

What's a diorama?

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Who ?

Never heard of them.

 

Cop and bartender from The Simpsons.

[Jerry Callo 8699]

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Police Chief Wiggum's son and bartender from The Simpsons.

fify

[Jerry Callo 8699]

This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

All of my friends are having birthdays this year!

I cheated wrong.  I copied the Lisa and and used the Ralph answers.

[Steamboat1874 4049]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Cop and bartender from The Simpsons.

Guess it has been a long time since I watched the Simpsons plus I am an idiot.

[TXLNGHRN10 341]

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University

 

[TXLNGHRN10 341]

I'll also add
Me fail English? That's unpossible

[G650 14244]

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box

[XYZ 2154]

alright sir you’re free to go.

good cos i got a hot date tonight

beeeeeeeep

a date

beeeeeeeeeeeep

dinner with friends

beeeeeeeeeeepp

dinner alone

beeeeeeeeeeeep

alright… i’m going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the victoria secret catalogue

beeeeeeeeeeep

sears catalogue

ding!

now would you unhook me please, I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment

beeeeeeeeeeeeep

[XYZ 2154]

"you ain't going nowhere, cutie"

[Deej 76755]

"Can I have a Scotch and water?"

"My Scotch is a Scotch and water."

[Pancho 44712]

I moved here because on a calculator, the zip code spells “boobs.”

[NWBuck 8552]

"Everybody's hugging!"  

[honolulu horn 6158]

"First I was Kid Gorgeous, then Kid Presentable, then Kid Gruesome...

...then Kid Moe."

[Buffsoldier 1895]

I've done stuff I ain't proud of.  And the stuff I am proud of is disgusting.

[WBT 20561]

[ulukinatme 1763]

On 9/10/2018 at 8:26 PM, Pancho Negro said:

I moved here because on a calculator, the zip code spells “boobs.”

I saw this, then immediately google searched zip codes for 80085 to see if one actually existed.  We'll never know where Springfield really is.

[Nuge 1966]

On 9/10/2018 at 5:59 AM, NorthLoop said:

My cat's breath smells like cat food

We got a new kitten.  She jumped on my lap the other night and all I could hear in my head was Ralph.

[TexOx 110]

Looks like it’s suicide again for me.

[SizzleChest 8283]

No question:

 

[Anwar Namtut 344]

Can't figure out how to do YouTube videos, but this always make me laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6-oswzEjgc

[Pokoloco 1279]

On ‎9‎/‎10‎/‎2018 at 6:04 PM, XYZ said:

"you ain't going nowhere, cutie"

I use this at least once a week on Trix

[futureman 22444]

On 9/9/2018 at 10:36 PM, smoky said:

Every year, my Valentine's day card to my wife says, " I choo choo choose you.'

and there’s a picture of a train!

[futureman 22444]

“look in the tunk.”

[NorthLoop 14183]

Hey Lisa, you can actually pinpoint the moment where his heart rips in half