Central Oklahoma DB loses foot in train incident

[C-Man 27230]

Jesus Christ -- WTF was he doing crawling under a stopped train?

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OKLAHOMA CITY -- Officials say a University of Central Oklahoma football player lost his foot when he was run over by a train over the weekend.

Oklahoma City police said Derek Loccident, 20, was trying to crawl under a stopped train when the train started moving. Police said the train severed Loccident's foot, but he was able to flag down a nearby person who took him to a hospital. Police say he is expected to survive.

Loccident is a defensive back for the Division II school, which competes in the Mid-America Intercollegiate Athletics Association. He recorded 15 tackles in the team's first two games this season.

UCO's athletic department said in a statement that Loccident and his family have the school's full support.

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24633676/central-oklahoma-player-foot-severed-train

[Sbbruin 21860]

I bet he was hopping mad at himself after that.

[futureman 22477]

what a tragedy.  and I know surly will have no sympathy and just post a litany of puns.  everyone’s a heel. 

[BabaYaga 15301]

Play stupid games.  Win stupid prozes

[Brisketexan 105154]

Seems like his season got off on the wrong foot.

[Butch Had Not 2982]

If bill bellichek was his coach,  he would be listed as questionable. 

[runthebone 8012]

As usual, you assholes refuse to put surly's best foot forward

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

He will forever be but a footnote in that programs history.

[South Austin 52519]

I believe he's lost a step.

[CurlyDumps 4476]

That’s gonna railroad his playing career.

[Parliament 14260]

This story is custom made for the Surly vagrants

[Your Mom 4806]

They literally ran a train on him.   Choo choo motherfucker.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

OU sucks

[TornACL 7698]

35 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Jesus Christ -- WTF was he doing crawling under a stopped train?

 

I keep asking myself the same question, but I'm stumped.

[Enchubben 5510]

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

I keep asking myself the same question, but I'm stumped.

investigation as to what he was doing under the train is already afoot.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Trains take the hokey pokey very seriously.

[Gut Wagon 8083]

38 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I bet he was hopping mad at himself after that.

Loccident waitin’ to hoppin’.

[dec3169 501]

Good thing it's called football and not feetball then.

[Mikey4 2476]

investigation as to what he was doing under the train is already afoot.

I hear the gumshoe in charge has already cut off the least promising leads.

[pops 7002]

The agony of de-feet

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Looks like he really stepped in it this time.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

That’s one injury he’s not going to walk off. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Who said anything about the train having problems?

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13116]

I wouldn’t peg this guy as a smart individual.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

You want a foot? I can get you a foot, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell I can get you a foot by 3 0'clock this afternoon. 

[hpslugga 4062]

To quote Spencer Tillman in his last conversation with Jeff Alm, one day something very bad is going to happen to some of you motherfuckers.

[Deej 76829]

Somebody needs to sit him down and let him know, in his future, not to let his fiance go back for the lug wrench.

Edited September 10, 2018 by Deej

[deadshank 24653]

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

Wow, sounds like two different character in Butthole Surfers' "Pepper" combined.  I wonder if he's also a rapist.

 

[BearSchlong 8098]

2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Loccident waitin’ to hoppin’.

Best one yet.

[miguelito 11266]

2 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

If bill bellichek was his coach,  he would be listed as questionable. 

If Rex Ryan were his coach, he'd be cut.

[Trey3216 15347]

He won't be transferring to Norfolk Southern in the offseason. 

[Stunns38 3536]

I guess he has no choice but to put his best foot forward.

I’m going to Hell.

[Pescado_Rojo 19421]

I bet he left a trail of tears from the rails to the highway...

[Sbbruin 21860]

You give some guys an inch, they take a foot.

[Butch Had Not 2982]

Favorite movie is My Left Foot. 

[Trey3216 15347]

8 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Favorite movie is My Left Foot. 

Yeah, I doubt he'll be watching The Great Train Robbery anytime soon

[Walsingham 0]

Dr. Scholl to the ER...STAT!

[mulletpelini 5211]

Leave it to you fuckers to allow this thread to fly off the rails

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

He clearly didn’t gauge the distance correctly.

[burntorangebongos 10747]

If only he had detached himself from the notion of spending time underneath the train.

[Wishbone 4762]

“Tonight I gotta cutloose, footloose

Kick off your Sunday shoes”

[kopp0e 1135]

Maybe he had a 1 track mind... (bad deal for a fellow Broncho alum)
Pretty sad situation, I don't understand why he was walking on the train tracks...

The area he was in, is pretty much in downtown Oklahoma City, so why not just walk on the sidewalks..?

[Gut Wagon 8083]

4 hours ago, miguelito said:

If Rex Ryan were his coach, he'd be cut.

But Rex would keep the foot. 

[mulletpelini 5211]

 

2 hours ago, kopp0e said:

The area he was in, is pretty much in downtown Oklahoma City, so why not just walk on the sidewalks..?

Damn, talking about adding insult to injury

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

The area he was in, is pretty much in downtown Oklahoma City, so why not just walk on the sidewalks..?

Well the sidewalk in that area is quite dangerous.  Wild jackals and catelopas.  It’s really only for jive suckers.

[ousux 5597]

Maybe he had a 1 track mind... (bad deal for a fellow Broncho alum)
Pretty sad situation, I don't understand why he was walking on the train tracks...
The area he was in, is pretty much in downtown Oklahoma City, so why not just walk on the sidewalks..?

He was trying to crawl under the train for some unknown, yet no doubt brilliant reason..

[Quasimofo 406]

Halloween suggestion

[flatdawgs 1278]

I'm assuming he's not a walk-on?