Put in the big hole and gouge on it (truck driver check in)

[drifter379 1117]

Blast your horns when you hit the Gopher Canyon exit on 15 dude.  

9:54 local time. Scared the shit out of the guy in the Tesla next to me.

[Gil Bang 26235]

I fucked up brother.  Next time you roll past, get off at 76 (the next exit) and hit Nessy Burger, right off  the highway.  Fucking amazing burgers and breakfast sandwiches.  Sorry I forgot to tell you. @Bernard have you been there?  

[Bullneck 19519]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j763lmAAP0

[drifter379 1117]

[RPM 26625]

 

[drifter379 1117]

I can go all day. I love the fact that my job has its own genre of music.

[RPM 26625]

I won't go further down the rabbit hole, but I used to love this one.

 

[Jkwellborn 7036]

I can go all day. I love the fact that my job has its own genre of music.

They also have their own genre of hats.

[Paco 1960]

They also have their own genre of hats.

And tans.

[RoundRobin 828]

And prostitutes. 

[Gil Bang 26235]

2 hours ago, RPM said:

I won't go further down the rabbit hole, but I used to love this one.

 

Nothing...I mean NOTHING was shittier than a cabover Pete.  Just horrible dogshit.  The Class 8 version of a Yugo. 

[RPM 26625]

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Nothing...I mean NOTHING was shittier than a cabover Pete.  Just horrible dogshit.  The Class 8 version of a Yugo. 

They built a fine conventional, but their COE was shit.

[Gil Bang 26235]

Yep.  Door closed AGAINST the seat. You want to adjust the airseat?  Open the door, asshole

 Gearshift at your ankles.  Steering wheel about 10 inches right of the center of the seat.  Just pure dogshit. 

[drifter379 1117]

Heading into Tejon pass north bound.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

40 minutes ago, drifter379 said:

Heading into Tejon pass north bound.

I am jealous.

[Gil Bang 26235]

what SoCal folks call "The Grapevine".  

I have no idea why. 

Fucker closes a few time a year when it snows. 

Also, Tejon Pass (I-5) is not to be confused with Cajon Pass (I-15) although they do rhyme. 

Edited January 30, 2020 by Gil Bang

[drifter379 1117]

what SoCal folks call "The Grapevine".  
I have no idea why. 
Fucker closes a few time a year when it snows. 
Also, Tejon Pass (I-5) is not to be confused with Cajon Pass (I-15) although they do rhyme. 

The town at the bottom of the hill is Grapevine.
Truckers call it grape vine hill or just the grapevine.
It’s a nasty one if you’re heavy or if you don’t have good jakes.

[Gil Bang 26235]

I know about the town.  It's the "The" that I don't get.  We use "The 5" or "The 405" to describe our freeways, but "The Grapevine" is just weird. 

[markstanco 12786]

On 1/28/2020 at 8:31 PM, RoundRobin said:

And prostitutes. 

Now this (no pun intended) would be an interesting topic @drifter379 .  Tell some stories about lot lizards.  Are some of them even a little hot?  Mostly ugly?  Going prices?

[Paco 1960]

[wd40 1976]

5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I know about the town.  It's the "The" that I don't get.  We use "The 5" or "The 405" to describe our freeways, but "The Grapevine" is just weird. 

Gil Bang, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Gil Bang.  From California.

[RoundRobin 828]

1 minute ago, wd40 said:

Gil Bang, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Gil Bang.  From California.

That’s The California. 

[RPM 26625]

Is he from 'Frisco?

[wd40 1976]

not exactly the same as Red, but, these guys are good.

 

[drifter379 1117]

not exactly the same as Red, but, these guys are good.
 

My favorite Bastard sons song.

Saw them years ago at The Oaks out in Manor. Maybe 10 people in the crowd. They weren’t happy to be there and it sucked because I was excited to see them.

[drifter379 1117]

Now this (no pun intended) would be an interesting topic [mention=1331]drifter379[/mention] .  Tell some stories about lot lizards.  Are some of them even a little hot?  Mostly ugly?  Going prices?

Honestly I’ve seen maybe 2 in the last 5 years. Neither was hot enough to risk the stds.
Back in the day, from what I’ve been told) $20 was the going rate for a hummer.

[drifter379 1117]

Can someone enlighten me on the “Now this”?

I missed it.

[markstanco 12786]

Honestly I’ve seen maybe 2 in the last 5 years. Neither was hot enough to risk the stds.
Back in the day, from what I’ve been told) $20 was the going rate for a hummer.

I was going from Little Rock to TXk maybe 15 years ago, and you probably know that rest stop in the middle of the east and west lanes. I had been driving for however many hours from KC, and wanted to take a nap, in the non commercial area. Heavy knock on the window while asleep, and this tweaked out 90 pound whore offers a blow job for 25. I was so fcking pissed. Literally right in front of the bathrooms. My only encounter. CSB and such.

[Jkwellborn 7036]

Can someone enlighten me on the “Now this”?

I missed it.

Man, that has been packed into every facet of the board now.

[MAUFRAIS 6739]

Can someone enlighten me on the “Now this”?

I missed it.

He accidentally posted pegging porn into the dead Kobe thread and vamoosed.

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

2 hours ago, drifter379 said:

Can someone enlighten me on the “Now this”?

I missed it.

 

Starts at post 853.  Pretty amazing.  I don't know why he didn't just laugh it off and come back.  Made it even crazier that he 'vamoosed' as maufrais put it.  Enjoy!

Edited January 31, 2020 by ChiTownDoc

[markstanco 12786]

 
Starts at post 853.  Pretty amazing.  I don't know why he didn't just laugh it off and come back.  Made it even crazier that he 'vamoosed' as maufrais put it.  Enjoy!

Exactly.

I dont give a damn that you suck cock and support cock sucking in norman. Nobody here does. But NT bitched out. Silly. Just own it.

[fattyflattie 4640]

I agree that he should have owned it. Then I got to thinking I know people on here irl.  That may make it harder to own for him.  
 

Still funny af tho. 

[baboso 6105]

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

11 hours ago, drifter379 said:

Honestly I’ve seen maybe 2 in the last 5 years. Neither was hot enough to risk the stds.
Back in the day, from what I’ve been told) $20 was the going rate for a hummer.

I was going from Little Rock to TXk maybe 15 years ago, and you probably know that rest stop in the middle of the east and west lanes. I had been driving for however many hours from KC, and wanted to take a nap, in the non commercial area. Heavy knock on the window while asleep, and this tweaked out 90 pound whore offers a blow job for 25. I was so fcking pissed. Literally right in front of the bathrooms. My only encounter. CSB and such.

So what did you talk her down to? $15?

[drifter379 1117]

 
Starts at post 853.  Pretty amazing.  I don't know why he didn't just laugh it off and come back.  Made it even crazier that he 'vamoosed' as maufrais put it.  Enjoy!

That’s fucking glorious. Dude should own it. He would be an instant surly legend, well he already is but by bailing he won’t get to enjoy it.
I always check links before I hit reply.

[drifter379 1117]

So what did you talk her down to? $15?

By the time we were done she paid me.

[RPM 26625]

He could have turned it into a South Austin's Mom joke and become legend. But he didn't.

[Gil Bang 26235]

On 1/30/2020 at 6:53 PM, markstanco said:

On 1/30/2020 at 6:46 PM, drifter379 said:

Honestly I’ve seen maybe 2 in the last 5 years. Neither was hot enough to risk the stds.
Back in the day, from what I’ve been told) $20 was the going rate for a hummer.

I was going from Little Rock to TXk maybe 15 years ago, and you probably know that rest stop in the middle of the east and west lanes. I had been driving for however many hours from KC, and wanted to take a nap, in the non commercial area. Heavy knock on the window while asleep, and this tweaked out 90 pound whore offers a blow job for 25. I was so fcking pissed. Literally right in front of the bathrooms. My only encounter. CSB and such.

There was a rest stop on I-10 in Fontana CA that a hooker "owned".  Her  husband chased away any other whores that tried to work it.  When she retired, she sold the spot to another whore for $5000.  

[Jkwellborn 7036]

South Austin’s mom is making bank now.

[drifter379 1117]

Trading pussy for Popeyes at the petro in Ontario?

[RPM 26625]

Wouldn't be the first time.

[Gil Bang 26235]

You'd think that ONT girls would have the good sense to say no to popeyes and demand Juan Pollo. It's the local fave, and it's the best chicken on the planet.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

Is there no In-N-Out burger near by? She seems cheap.

[RPM 26625]

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Is there no In-N-Out burger near by? She seems cheap.

The In-N-Out Burger is on Camrose.

[Lat22 4086]

9 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Is there no In-N-Out burger near by? She seems cheap.

I think there's one in Fontana.  We had to see what all the hype was about when we were out there for NASCAR twenty years ago. I'll take Whataburger every day over it.

[DallasGatr 216]

Is there no In-N-Out burger near by? She seems cheap.

Right across the interstate from Petro.

[Lat22 4086]

19 hours ago, RPM said:

The In-N-Out Burger is on Camrose.

Those are good burgers Walter. 

[RPM 26625]

Just now, Lat22 said:

Those are good burgers Walter. 

Shut the fuck up Donny.

[Gil Bang 26235]

12 hours ago, Lat22 said:

I think there's one in Fontana.  We had to see what all the hype was about when we were out there for NASCAR twenty years ago. I'll take Whataburger every day over it.

I eat In N Out at least twice a year, and there are two nearby.   

I've never understood it.  When I worked for a company with HQ in Chicago, every time one of the owners came to So Cal, they demanded to go there as soon as we left the airport.