IQ Tests?

[BNB 100]

Has anyone taken a good one?  I have never really thought about it too much until I watched something recently.  

I just googled them and tried a couple of quick ones.

I took one on my phone, it was only 9 questions, and said I had a 133-149 

I looked up what IQ ranges were.

• Over 140 - Genius or near genius.
• 120 - 140 - Very superior intelligence.
• 110 - 119 - Superior intelligence.
• 90 - 109 - Normal or average intelligence.
• 80 - 89 - Dullness.
• 70 - 79 - Borderline deficiency.

https://www.arealme.com/iq/en/

It said I had a 170 of 200 "Einstein."  

I don't think I am a genius, but I think I am smart.

I am interested to find my true IQ, but before I spend money on one, I would like to know what is a good one, and I don't know, do people study for these like SAT's? There were a few questions I educated guessed on.  

There was one I took that was totally different that had a timer of 5 min for 25 questions, Do they have timers?  Is a paper and pad allowed.

The last one on a timer was totally different than the rest.  The first two I took seemed like they were all visual or math puzzles.  The other one had other type of questions.

 

Thanks

 

[Jerry Callo 8,734]

Everyone scores 133-149.  They're just trying to sell you something.  You're the same dipshit you've always been.

 

[Deej 76,946]

High score doesn't mean you're smart. Look at Tom Herman.

[Jkwellborn 6,748]

High score doesn't mean you're smart. Look at Tom Herman.

Seven damn minutes.

[woohorn 1,131]

Just ran this thread through an i.q. generator and it said:

80 - 89 - Dullness

[CooterBrown 18,032]

Only dumb asses care to know their IQ.

[iamthepush 72]

I think you have to go see a psychologist to get a legit IQ test

[Hate 20,146]

Pretty sure it’s a proctologist.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,943]

If you really believe that answering 9 questions on your phone will give you an accurate reading of your intelligence, then I can pretty much guarantee that your IQ doesn't fall in the range of 133 - 149.

[52-80 19,263]

5 hours ago, Hate said:

Pretty sure it’s a proctologist.

Asked my proctologist and he concluded I was a dumbass

[XYZ 2,154]

At surly we are all 150+

[phdhorn 6,224]

9 hours ago, Hate said:

Pretty sure it’s a proctologist.

Usually, but for Surly, it's a gynecologist.

[SmokeyTheBear 5,568]

10 hours ago, iamthepush said:

I think you have to go see a psychologist to get a legit IQ test

This. I had to take one when I was having trouble focusing in classes years ago. It's not something you can study for really. The one that was administered to me had several components: answering written questions, timed replicating a picture using blocks, timed finding something wrong in pictures, synonyms, etc. Don't trust the online ones as the scope of what they test for is too small. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

You're the kind of person who takes a Facebook test and posts the results, aren't you?

[iamthepush 72]

You're the kind of person who takes a Facebook test and posts the results, aren't you?

I'm 70% boss Hogg

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

37 minutes ago, iamthepush said:

48 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You're the kind of person who takes a Facebook test and posts the results, aren't you?

I'm 70% boss Hogg

Yeah, but which Beatle are you?

[BNB 100]

I know the tests aren't accurate. That's why I asked for an accurate recommendation.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

2 minutes ago, BNB said:

I know the tests aren't accurate. That's why I asked for an accurate recommendation.

You're not a genius.

Next question.

[iamthepush 72]

There were a few questions I educated guessed on.  

 

Missed this the first go round.

Why is the government just letting you walk around unescorted? If you fall into the wrong hands we are Shirley doomed!

Your (yes, your) like Einstein³

[Wally Fairway 5,589]

here is a clue - if you have a username on Surlyhorns you likely aren't a genius

Edited September 13, 2018 by Wally Fairway

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

16 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

here is a clue - if you have a username on Surlyhorns you likely aren't a genius

imgur

[miguelito 11,313]

9 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

This. I had to take one when I was having trouble focusing in classes years ago. It's not something you can study for really. The one that was administered to me had several components: answering written questions, timed replicating a picture using blocks, timed finding something wrong in pictures, synonyms, etc. Don't trust the online ones as the scope of what they test for is too small. 

I think you were just reading a Highlights magazine.

[Bill Clay 48]

The first question of any online IQ test should be: are you willing to spend any of your time completing the rest of this IQ test?

[KaiserSoze 998]

This. I had to take one when I was having trouble focusing in classes years ago. It's not something you can study for really. The one that was administered to me had several components: answering written questions, timed replicating a picture using blocks, timed finding something wrong in pictures, synonyms, etc. Don't trust the online ones as the scope of what they test for is too small. 

I don't think you understand the depth of OP's intelligence. He answered 9 questions on his phone.

[RDCanecutter 26,476]

On 9/13/2018 at 8:46 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

You're the kind of person who takes a Facebook test and posts the results, aren't you?

I have often been curious who really reads my posts so i am going to do an experiment if u are really reading this post and u are really my friend in real life i want u to "share" if we went to high school together and we technically graduated but what really happened was that we did not advance beyond high school psychologically which is to say mentally we are eternally sitting in homeroom gossiping about anybody who is not in the room and when the bell rings we will obediently go to the next classroom and talk about whoever is not in that particular room. If u did not know me in high school then i need for u to post one words that sums up how and why u are wasting ur life interacting with me flicking ur thumb up and down on ur phone while commuting from one meaningless generic spot to another, i mean why do u even live where u do all u do is drive past the same walmart and bed bath and beyond that u could find in boise or atlanta or anywhere in between it is all the same u are all the same so remember just one word! I want to see who can do this right.

[XYZ 2,154]

55 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have often been curious who really reads my posts so i am going to do an experiment if u are really reading this post and u are really my friend in real life i want u to "share" if we went to high school together and we technically graduated but what really happened was that we did not advance beyond high school psychologically which is to say mentally we are eternally sitting in homeroom gossiping about anybody who is not in the room and when the bell rings we will obediently go to the next classroom and talk about whoever is not in that particular room. If u did not know me in high school then i need for u to post one words that sums up how and why u are wasting ur life interacting with me flicking ur thumb up and down on ur phone while commuting from one meaningless generic spot to another, i mean why do u even live where u do all u do is drive past the same walmart and bed bath and beyond that u could find in boise or atlanta or anywhere in between it is all the same u are all the same so remember just one word! I want to see who can do this right.

Are you drunk?

[RDCanecutter 26,476]

4 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Are you drunk?

Das ist nur Performance Art, mein Freund.

[XYZ 2,154]

Did you buy a VW yet?

[RDCanecutter 26,476]

49 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Did you buy a VW yet?

Had to put that hobby on hold. Some medical shit has gone down. Might be able to get one in a year or so.

[XYZ 2,154]

Sorry to hear that. Hope you get the medical shit taken cared of.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

20 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have often been curious who really reads my posts so i am going to do an experiment if u are really reading this post and u are really my friend in real life i want u to "share" if we went to high school together and we technically graduated but what really happened was that we did not advance beyond high school psychologically which is to say mentally we are eternally sitting in homeroom gossiping about anybody who is not in the room and when the bell rings we will obediently go to the next classroom and talk about whoever is not in that particular room. If u did not know me in high school then i need for u to post one words that sums up how and why u are wasting ur life interacting with me flicking ur thumb up and down on ur phone while commuting from one meaningless generic spot to another, i mean why do u even live where u do all u do is drive past the same walmart and bed bath and beyond that u could find in boise or atlanta or anywhere in between it is all the same u are all the same so remember just one word! I want to see who can do this right.

/unfollow

[BillyBadAss 189]

Serious answer, check out the Mensa.org site. Very possible it's all BS or flawed as well, but might be a place to start if you're interested. Queue more Tom Herman jokes.. 

[elfenix 34,338]

it said i'm smarter than OP. 

[Jkwellborn 6,748]

But are you smarter than the average bear?

[Mole 4,333]

 

[RollLeft 5,045]

On 9/15/2018 at 10:31 PM, KaiserSoze said:

On 9/13/2018 at 7:29 AM, SmokeyTheBear said:

This. I had to take one when I was having trouble focusing in classes years ago. It's not something you can study for really. The one that was administered to me had several components: answering written questions, timed replicating a picture using blocks, timed finding something wrong in pictures, synonyms, etc. Don't trust the online ones as the scope of what they test for is too small. 

I don't think you understand the depth of OP's intelligence. He answered 9 questions on his phone.

[gmr548 16,617]

I failed mine.