Best Burgers in Houston

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Anyone been to Elliot’s Table in Cottage Grove. A+ from Allison Cook and she’s the Houston authority. 
https://preview.houstonchronicle.com/dining/burger-friday-a-bonkers-good-blue-cheese-burger-15653250

Okay Allison, we get it.

Sydney, last time I had Langford Grocery was probably seven years ago and the burger was still amazing. I hope you’re wrong.

[Enchubben 5510]

Was in a pinch for time yesterday and it had probably been 7-10 years since I last ate at a 5 guys.  Fuck that place man. How in the world do they get away with charging 19.57 for a cheeseburger fries and drink? The burger wasn’t even that great and who needs 10 lbs of fries?

[RPM 26322]

42 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

How in the world do they get away with charging 19.57 for a cheeseburger fries and drink?

I'm sorry... WHAT?!?! Who..the fuck... pays $20 for a cheeseburger basket?

[tx ind 7013]

I haven't been to MIller's in a long time but they always had great burgers.

[Enchubben 5510]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I'm sorry... WHAT?!?! Who..the fuck... pays $20 for a cheeseburger basket?

Yea I should have walked away when they gave me the total, but there was a long line and I would have felt like a dick.  I didn’t add any extra toppings or anything. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

5 Guys sucks.

I went to Lankford a little over a year ago. It was completely underwhelming.

[RPM 26322]

9 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

but there was a long line and I would have felt like a dick.

Instead you felt like a sheep. I'll reserve further degradation since I don't know all the facts, but that looks bad unless you're in IAH.

[dcbc 14487]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

5 Guys sucks.

I went to Lankford a little over a year ago. It was completely underwhelming.

The one in Tyler looked like it was throwing a going out of business so why bother party last year.  I can't imagine how it's doing during the plague.

[CycleTex87 2972]

Sam’s on North Gessner has always been a favorite. Not convenient to me anymore so haven’t been in a few years. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Sam’s on North Gessner has always been a favorite. Not convenient to me anymore so haven’t been in a few years. 

You mean Kirkwood? Or do you mean Sam’s burgers, fries and pies on dairy ashford?

[DoobieWah 1447]

15 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

You mean Kirkwood? Or do you mean Sam’s burgers, fries and pies on dairy ashford?

Looks like he's talking about a place called Lunch at Sam's on Alfred and Gessner. I'd never heard of it either but it looks legit. 

 

Edited October 19, 2020 by DoobieWah

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Looks like he's talking about a place called Lunch at Sam's on Alfred and Gessner. I'd never heard of it either but it looks legit. 
 

Ah ok. I have passed it dozens of times but never stopped. I thought it had mediocre reviews when I looked it up but does look solid.

[CycleTex87 2972]

49 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Looks like he's talking about a place called Lunch at Sam's on Alfred and Gessner. I'd never heard of it either but it looks legit. 

 

This.  Somebody mentioned before about a step up from Whataburger, this is Sams for me.  These are not your upscale, designer burgers with emu, buffalo, eel patties, just good ole beef, with jalapeños and bacon, or chili.  Good crisp crinkle cut fries.  

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Order the cheeseburger at ninfa's.  It is ground fajita meat.  Outstanding.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I said this in the other burger thread, but Charlie's BBQ on Bissonnet is pretty solid.  Just outside the Loop.