Texas vs USC Game Thread

[Drew80 15]

Just now, sdm said:

This is gonna be a long season boys

No it's not. It's already over. *POOF*

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Mensa is keeping the defense and offense guessing.  

Yeah, the TEXAS offense and defense...

[Mdhorn 5938]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

dude, we CANT RUN THE FUCKING BALL INSIDE THE 5 yard line......   which means Sam would have been rolling to his LEFT to make a fucking throw. 

 

Sam cant fucking roll to his left and throw.  We've seen  10 examples in the 2 games so far. 

Up to the coaches to see this and put in a better passer.  Maybe cut the bleeding.  Sam is a backup right now but Herman won't admit it.  

[Anastasis 23410]

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

How do you have a delay of game here?

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

Herman's just not kissing hard enough. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

What the fuck is this throw your body and turn maneuver. 

It's worse than the Diaz alligator roll

[Twizzler 161]

Just loved the announcers noticing tempo works. 

[Tracer Bullet 183]

At this rate Kansas is going to beat us again

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13071]

Damn. Winning is hard.

[Jack Handey 57]

I was 100% sure we were going to win this game

[Horn Dog 9707]

If you guys were mensa you would realize that 1st and 15 is better then 1st and 10.  4-d chess yall

[DaysOff 7920]

Huh

As posted as I was watching charlie strong teams, they never looked this unprepardd

[Effyourcouch 125]

What do we gotta do to get Seth Littrell

[Valmy77 13195]

Just now, Bevojoe said:

We looked better than this in the McWilliams years. 

At least McWilliams had 1990. Strong and Herman wish they could have a tenure like McWilliams.

[nineliveslost 2749]

this team just might make me stop drinking

[Wishbone 4757]

4 minutes ago, misterloki said:

Who do we beat in conference? Baylor?

I don’t think it’s a matter of who anymore. More of a what.

[Zavala 1384]

FUCK COME THE FUCK ON SAM

[MonkeyDoughnut 10192]

It's at this moment I realized I could have retired betting again us the past 5 years

[perfectchaos007 6603]

I actually feel like we're going to comeback and almost win this

[6th Street 6357]

These guys are just trying way too hard

[Sgt Hulk 13702]

153 yards in 1st  qtr

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Please dont fold already

[EuroHorn 3227]

Texas needs to start over. Hire a P5 coach with a lot of experience and who might only have a .500 record. Quit hiring one hit wonders 

[Sgt Hulk 13702]

hahahahahahaha

[sdm 847]

Couldn't see that coming

[FizzleFish 137]

Geez

[Nick Diaz 107]

No fucking body will ever expect 1st and 2nd down runs directly into loaded box piles

[Effyourcouch 125]

We are a swim school anyway

[Dark Horse 2273]

Everything is shit.

[Nivek 16887]

Nice work offense.

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

That play sucked 

[williemackgarza 1826]

A QB draw, o cool, so innovative

[Modessit 5597]

That's the play we spent the whole break coming up with.

[NaTeWHO 852]

That replay of the line trying to block was hilarious.

[Derka Derka Derka 18]

Lil' J!

[naija 2854]

These guys are just trying way too hard

They want it too much. Playing hard for each other

[Vic Mackey 46985]

2 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

Up tempo is working. Keep it up? Nah, that's just what they expect us to do.
[MENSA]

He looks ready to go rape someone.

[Wishbone 4757]

11 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Who does it remind you of...

Grape?

[AUS-97HORN 11740]

see- he can roll to his right and throw....

[TommyGufano 6021]

Nice. LJH is a dog. 

Probably the only one on the roster, tbh

[HuntinHorn 975]

Fuck the run. Pass the damn ball

[Bevojoe 44]

Nice catch LJH!

[The Ace of Aces 5158]

They might only win 3 ganes, holy shit. 

[US183 125]

Just now, EuroHorn said:

Texas needs to start over. Hire a P5 coach with a lot of experience and who might only have a .500 record. Quit hiring one hit wonders 

Leach 

[LoneStarBiker 145]

Terrible

[Disco Missile 456]

Nice play by Sam to extend that play and convert.

Blocking was shit

[Gut Wagon 8054]

Great play by 11

[Nivek 16887]

No late hit?

[satyanash 14402]

Not a good throw. heard had to slow down for it

[Drew80 15]

Ok, that was pretty