Texas vs USC Game Thread

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We just officially beat USC for the first time ever 

According to usc.

[Horn Dog 9816]

Can someone remind me again what I am supposed to do with an erection that has lasted longer then 3 hours?

[HornPhD 1368]

16 minutes ago, Kenny Powers said:

Oh you must've forgot in 2016 where we blew a 17 pt lead to ND lol 

Was it with 7 minutes left in the 4th? [I'm very drunk at the moment]

[mdmost 43001]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

You guys have 24 hrs to enjoy this ok

Oh fuck off. We can enjoy this till at least Tuesday 

[MillerEP 30451]

We just officially beat USC for the first time ever 

Nah they’ll blame the refs

[HornPhD 1368]

Just now, Horn Dog said:

Can someone remind me again what I am supposed to do with an erection that has lasted longer then 3 hours?

Your Mom knows what do in this situation

[Wishbone 4759]

Just now, Horn Dog said:

Can someone remind me again what I am supposed to do with an erection that has lasted longer then 3 hours?

Massage parlor?

[williemackgarza 1826]

Orlando is a real coach. Adjusted like a mfer. Hands unit is better. Sam even played well. Damn feels good

[MillerEP 30451]

Ok LHN press conference with TH coming up now, let’s see how smug he looks. I got $5 that the words winning is really hard comes out within the first 5 minutes.

[Kenny Powers 45]

2 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Was it with 7 minutes left in the 4th? [I'm very drunk at the moment]

I don't recall myself I only know because of that sweet deep ball to Burt to start the 2nd half and we went up 31-14 from there. 

Edited September 16, 2018 by Kenny Powers

[bigcigar 1164]

6 minutes ago, NowThis said:

hard  to believe. Maybe the 21-0 lead on Tulsa was the real team and the 28-21 was them taking the foot off the gas. Maybe the Tulsa game was a false read. 

Maybe usc is just a really shitty team. We’ll be back to reality next week.

Always hope I’m wrong, but I see zero difference from the offense this year over last. Defense is Orlando defense.

[RPM 26318]

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

According to usc.

[Vertigo 20276]

Hook Em BJ

 

[DaysOff 7947]

" userid="772"] My liver is going thate me tomorrow...

My head. Liver got no fell to it.

[NowThis 931]

Just now, bigcigar said:

Maybe usc is just a really shitty team. We’ll be back to reality next week.

Always hope I’m wrong, but I see zero difference from the offense this year over last. Defense is Orlando defense.

let's remember 2016 Notre Dame.Great satisfying win tonight, makes the season really.  Next week is the real deal.  

[Anastasis 23466]

Just now, DaysOff said:

Quote

" userid="772"] My liver is going thate me tomorrow...

My head. Liver got no fell to it.

Wrong. 

[Bevo14 8304]

2 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

Maybe usc is just a really shitty team. We’ll be back to reality next week.

Always hope I’m wrong, but I see zero difference from the offense this year over last. Defense is Orlando defense.

The offensive line is definitely better. A lot of these runs that would've gone for no gain or losses in the past are getting 3+ yards now a pop. The new backs are also good to very good. We still have to deal with some wtf shit from Beck and co. and they're not going to light up the scoreboard, but the offense definitely better.

 

Anyway, I've learned to enjoy just about any P5 win regardless of the future.

Edited September 16, 2018 by Bevo14

[ousux 5597]

I don't recall myself I only know because of that sweet deep ball to Burt to start the 2nd half and we went up 31-14 from there. 

Don't think Burt played tonight..

 

 

But I ain't judging, I thought Josh Moore's TD was LJH, but I blame that on Mr. Jameson.

 

[Nivek 16923]

Belated fuck snoop.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Missed the Fox post-game show.  Did Leinart say which team he thought was better?

Edited September 16, 2018 by clapclapclap

[Kenny Powers 45]

Just now, ousux said:

Don't think Burt played tonight..


But I ain't judging, I thought Josh Moore's TD was LJH.

We were talking bout the ND game in 16 where it looked like we were gonna roll but promptly shit ourselves lol

[TexasGolf 4896]

Is Ingram back next week ?

[bigcigar 1164]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

The offensive line is definitely better. A lot of these runs that would've gone for no gain or losses in the past are getting 3+ yards now a pop. The new backs are also good to very good. We still have to deal with some wtf shit from Beck and co. and they're not going to light up the scoreboard, but they're definitely better.

That’s fair. I can’t get past the scheme. It’s like the players have to earn every damn inch. There is no schematic advantage.

[Modessit 5598]

Who's watching the 900th win tribute by Edith Royal?

[The Dude 1244]

Just now, Modessit said:

Who's watching the 900th win tribute by Edith Royal?

Was awesome. Will watch again

[gaspar 102]

Just now, The Dude said:

Was awesome. Will watch again

Very nice!! “Sustained excellence”

[MAGS® 400]

Yes... very well done

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

longhorn network has a pretty epic tweet about win 900 narrated by Mrs Royal

[HornPhD 1368]

In very glad that my wife wife (UT 96 grad) is taking my daughter to lacrosse practice tomorrow at 9. Gives me an extra hour of sleep before taking my son to his basketball game. Cause I'm gonna get fucked up tonight.

[Kenny Powers 45]

4 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Is Ingram back next week ?

Depending on the severity of the MCL sprain possibly, but I wouldn't get my hopes up. 

[Lhorn 4912]

24 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Hell of a game. Complete 180 from that shitshow last couple weeks.

Agree.  Anyone not enjoying tonight can get bent.  Wanna bitch about a win?  Bitch about last week.  Tonight was domination after the first quarter.  Front 7 showed up and controlled the LOS.  made them one dimensional and got QB pressure.  Didn't let then get off the canvas.  Great win.

Offense looked better.  Playcalling was good.  Ran the ball productively, stretched the field.  Threw to the TE, trick play.  Kicker showed up like a badass.  Freshman played great.  No let down.  Sure USC wasn't awesome, but we've struggled with a lot of less than awesome teams.  Today was a good day.

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

Mensa up now on LHN....

[Brandywine 1316]

Tom seems like he was crying.

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Herman is calling plays. I have no doubt about it.

[bigcigar 1164]

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

Tom seems like he was crying.

Tears of love

[Lhorn 4912]

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

Herman is calling plays. I have no doubt about it.

The play calling was good whoever called it.

[Anastasis 23466]

Tom released in the hump. 

[Rip76 4925]

This was a good win.

Needed the fuck out of this.

[Modessit 5598]

Ok LHN press conference with TH coming up now, let’s see how smug he looks. I got $5 that the words winning is really hard comes out within the first 5 minutes.

You owe me $5. PM Derka for payment instructions.

[Zavala 1384]

12 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Missed the Fox post-game show.  Did Leinart say which team he thought was better?

Hard fought win err tough loss

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Don't know how this happened, but it should have been happening week one. We should be undefeated right now.

[Modessit 5598]

Chip asks 5 questions at once.

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

18 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Ok LHN press conference with TH coming up now, let’s see how smug he looks. I got $5 that the words winning is really hard comes out within the first 5 minutes.

You owe me $5. PM Derka for payment instructions.

Pay him. Pay dis man heeees money.

[bigcigar 1164]

Herman with the HS shout out to lake Travis...thanks mack

[Anastasis 23466]

LT call out. 

[Huckleberry 32851]

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Don't know how this happened, but it should have been happening week one. We should be undefeated right now.

The Trojans are not a good team. We still played much better than we did in either of the first two games, but this is just a small step. We were favored for a reason, Southern Cal looked as poorly coached and dumb in their first two games as we did.

[Modessit 5598]

So who did they credit the other pass to? Heard when he threw it to Sam? That was a backward pass so shouldn't be counted in passing stats.

 

 

[Sbbruin 21839]

Excellent work, Horns. Mopped up the used condoms. I'm currently at the Rose Bowl watching our abortion of a team, but a Trojan loss eases the bitterness.

[taybo20 2825]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

So who did they credit the other pass to? Watson when he threw it to Sam? That was a backward pass so shouldn't be counted in passing stats.

It was heard and they credited him with a pass

[Zavala 1384]

5 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Chip asks 5 questions at once.

Fuck that loser always likes to listen to himself talk.