Texas vs USC Game Thread

[Zharkov 288]

Nice fucking no hands tackle attempt there.  Fuck.

[SideSlip 35]

1 minute ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

We are just bad at football. 

“go pro in something other than sports”

[AUS-97HORN 11740]

Just now, Tailleur17 said:

Orlando was only good with Strong’s players. He sucks.

well, there is the fucking pattern that the last 3 D coordinators fucking rocked the house their first year  with the defense being a top 20 defense all 3 years.......

immediately followed by us being a BOTTOM 20 defense in year 2.

 

Orlando looks to be following the same fucking pattern

[sdm 847]

Buttfucking on national television, got dammit Herman and Orlando

[Wishbone 4757]

Just now, Tailleur17 said:

Orlando was only good with Strong’s players. He sucks.

And there were many worried about him getting plucked away.

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Looked like a false start on the left side of that line.

Yep. We got called on exactly that earlier too. 

[Jkwellborn 6670]

No false start on the td? These refs are terribad.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10192]

Our defense, no words 

[misterloki 1]

Who do we beat in conference? Baylor?

[US183 125]

Don’t worry, Tom has a bunch of trick plays left .....

[ButtFumble 5162]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Didn’t even try to wrap up. Just dove at the runner. Shitty fundamentals

I have called that a UT tackle for about 15 years now

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13071]

What’s with our safeties thinking they can just knock people down? Use your fucking arms!

[Spankytoes 1739]

15 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

uh..... we were in that exact same situation against this same OPPONENT last year.      Because Mensa couldnt trust his kicker, he went for it, and we got no points..... and it turned out those 3 points we gave up were the reason we lost the game

How’s it working out this year?

[Horn Dog 9707]

At least we still have volleyball 

[Bruh Man 3160]

we might need a new DC too. herman is going to have to replace half his staff.

[orangebird 1079]

Winning is hard.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21807]

After about 10 years, sucking really gets old

[Bevo Num1 1011]

Looks like we brought piss to a shit fight.

[XYZ 2154]

At this rate Texas loses the game by 44.

[6th Street 6357]

Don't worry boys - we have an explosive offense 

[naija 2854]

Why was Hager lining up in the middle? He got crushed.

[taybo20 2825]

We are not a good team

[NaTeWHO 852]

What a difference Michael Dickson made

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

Orlando been hanging out with Beck I see........shitty ass D.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

What the fuck is this throw your body and turn maneuver. 

I believe that's called a "gator roll"

[MonkeyDoughnut 10192]

Our players already look like they have given up

[sdm 847]

I'm so tired of sucking

[Mdhorn 5938]

3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

when will pj locke graduate..

can't be soon enough--he makes huge gaffes every game.  

[GreenspointTexas 9573]

Oh mylanta

[Jack Handey 57]

TOUCHBACK!!!!!  FUCK YES!!!!

[Sgt Hulk 13702]

yes 1st and 15 again ahahahahahahah

[Horn Dog 9707]

Sam looks like he has downs

[AUS-97HORN 11740]

and stupid penalty number 2

[Bevo Num1 1011]

Boooooo

[Anastasis 23411]

I hate us. 

[Tailleur17 361]

I cannot believe people spend money to go watch this horseshit in person. 

[GoonerSooner 120]

Just wanting it too much, have to want it less...

[Disco Missile 456]

Joel Klatt is reading our message board and just saying what we say

[naija 2854]

we might need a new DC too. herman is going to have to replace half his staff.

Replace himself you mean.

[millhouse 2600]

What the fuck

[Dark Horse 2273]

Another delay out of a play stop.

[LonghornJudas 1095]

Oh good. Delay of game.

[6th Street 6357]

LOL delay of game

[DixonHur 11279]

Delay coming off a kickoff?

[Nivek 16887]

Jesus christ

[Mdhorn 5938]

Herman showing how prepared the coaching staff is for this game with a delay of game.  

[Tailleur17 361]

We are a fucking joke.

[MillerEP 30378]

Lol. Man we suck

[FizzleFish 137]

Well, looks like it’s going to be a long game. Their offense stinks, but it’s light years ahead of ours. Only chance we had was the defense. And we start with a delay of game.

Edited September 16, 2018 by FizzleFish

[NaTeWHO 852]

Hahahaha, Holy Shit! Delay. I'm dying.