Texas vs USC Game Thread

[Bigbend1812 13021]

Fuck yes!  Let’s go mother fuckers!

[Vic Mackey 47846]

Lmao! I do not get why so many coaches love to call these slow developing toss plays.

[burntorangebongos 10809]

Whew!!!!

[Steelers Roll Left 1280]

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Whatever tom does now, it'll be the wrong decision.

Unless the defense does that, but I feel where you were going

 

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

Whatever tom does now, it'll be the wrong decision.

Oh dammit now what?  Whew good to be wrong

[williemackgarza 1826]

Now time for turnover sam time

[Planet Houston 4949]

Just now, Planet Houston said:

And fourth...c’mon guys!

Fuck yes!!!

[clownin72 199]

Fuck yea. Way to bow up

[Twizzler 189]

Holding. It's gotta be holding

[Horn Dog 10156]

Nice!

[rivin 199]

Nice stop

[RPM 26560]

Great stand after getting burned badly.

[Disco Missile 456]

Hell yes.

And the penalties were against THEM? Who are these refs?

[BurntOrangeCrush 1028]

Great stop. Now don't hand off up the middle on first down.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10762]

Turning point of Herman legacy right there. It's time

[Bogeywon 2546]

Defense!

[Ellellelle 349]

So where is the ball placed?

[Party_Taco 3882]

Hell of a tackle there for some redemption... now please get it tf out of the end zone!

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Great stand, dont fuck this up offense!

[Elmer_Fudd 22956]

Just now, williemackgarza said:

Now time for turnover sam time

Na, 3-and-out and 20 yard punt.

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Hot damn. Time to take over this shit. 

[Longboard Horn 41319]

Goal line D! 

[ButtFumble 5246]

no matter what happens here I have good news

Texas cannot lose 5 yards for a delay of game

[CurlyDumps 4618]

Unfortunately, since momentum is an illusion, this is where we go three and out and hit a 20 yard punt.

[millhouse 2719]

Let them hang offense 

[sdm 902]

Our offense starts from the 2 yard line, yikes. I'm sorry I have no faith this offense can make a first.

[Disco Missile 456]

Just now, williemackgarza said:

Now time for turnover sam time

You're blowing your load way too early. Wait for it.

Also, Equinamious and Amen-Ra ARE related.

[ousux 5635]

Give us a fuckin penalty when taking it makes sense to take it ffs..

 

 

[Wishbone 4924]

90+ yards to go. But it beats a hot fire poker up the ass At least I hope so.

[Modessit 5665]

Great stop. Now don't hand off up the middle on first down.

Flea flicker

[Valmy77 13567]

Bad call by SC there. You got to take those points.

Ok lets make them pay offense.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1639]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

god you are an idiot- everyone of us said the same thing.  BJ times that jump correctly and its an INT or incomplete.    why the fuck you think Im talking about Boyd on that play  Im talking about BJ

You said “our dbs” dumbshit.  Clearly reading comprehension isn’t your wheelhouse.

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

we have gotr to move the baall

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Now the defense knows they can play with the condoms and not get burned. Now go fuck them up something fierce.

[Valmy77 13567]

Just now, sdm said:

Our offense starts from the 2 yard line, yikes. I'm sorry I have no faith this offense can make a first.

Yeah...

[US183 163]

Just now, sdm said:

Our offense starts from the 2 yard line, yikes. I'm sorry I have no faith this offense can make a first.

Trick plays baby, trick plays 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

2 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Now time for turnover sam time

Fuck you and your mother 

[Twizzler 189]

I don't care if USC sucks. This is an exciting game

[TommyGufano 6023]

So uh... 98-yd drive?

[Tailleur17 361]

Ready for the customary delay of game.

[Horn Dog 10156]

If anyone can pull this off its Sam

[AeroHorn 793]

do some quick hit run plays

[burntorangebongos 10809]

Let's score on this drive, Horns!!!!

[ousux 5635]

Helton is a dumb motherfucker

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

holy fuck have we had one drive not start with a penalty lol

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

3rd straight drive with a fucking penalty

[Tailleur17 361]

My god. 

[ButtFumble 5246]

well false start......can't lose 5 yards though only a 1 yard penalty!

[BurntOrangeCrush 1028]

Flag on first offensive play. Shocking

[Disco Missile 456]

How many drives have started out without a penalty? Both teams?