Dicker The Kicker

[SEC 1174]

 

Drown in pussy, dude, drown in pussy

 

EDIT: beaten and I don't give a fuck hook em dicker

Edited October 6, 2018 by BigXII

[TommyGufano 6023]

🤘

[texifornia 58786]

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

He's going to have a whole sorority fighting for his dick tonight. 

Who wants the Dicker tonight?

[elnimo 55]

There better be coeds blowing him on the ride back to Austin.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

Just now, elnimo said:

There better be coeds blowing him on the ride back to Austin.

"coeds"? You know how I know you're old?

[SEC 1174]

Just now, elnimo said:

There better be coeds blowing him on the ride back to Austin.

If nothing fucking else, he earned a kiss from Tom Herman

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

 
Drown in pussy, dude, drown in pussy
 
EDIT: beaten and I don't give a fuck hook em dicker

Make sure you wear a rubber.

[Mojo Hand 4580]

On 10/2/2018 at 1:20 PM, ousux said:

I hope we Dicker the shit out of the fucking gooners Saturday, among other heinous acts..

Narrator:  We did. 

[Rimbo 26853]

i love dick

 

 

 

 

...er

Edited October 6, 2018 by Rimbo

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

13 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

OU GOT DICKED.




...and i bet stoops loves the taste

eat a bag of dicker.

get kicked in the face. hard.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

5 minutes ago, BigXII said:

If nothing fucking else, he earned a kiss from Tom Herman

he earned a fucking name.

[burntorangebongos 10809]

THIS MAN FUCKS!!!!!

[Mikey4 2484]

He's now a legend. Plus, any time he has a stressful FG kick, he can think back to this game and have confidence that he can get er done.

[Longboard Horn 41316]

He stayed cool, calm and collected. He’s definitely getting laid tonight. Guess you could say he’s gonna Dicker down. Lol 

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

The kid was all smiles before knocked  that kid through

[Jkwellborn 7006]

He couldn’t have been more relaxed seeming before that kick when he was joking around.

[po elvis 2137]

I like that Herman is finally making a conscious point to set up the field goals at the right spot on the field. He isn't just running plays now with no thought in that like he seemed to last year.

[89Horn 1735]

This will be him tomorrow morning:

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

There could be death by Snu-Snu 

[UTEX_ME 4257]

https://twitter.com/ItsDickerTime

Edited October 6, 2018 by UTEX_ME

[Lhorn 5080]

2 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

The kid was all smiles before knocked  that kid through

Yeah, I thought he looked nervous though.

Straight money today.  Long line of strong leg Texas assassins.  Breaking hearts from 40 yards out.

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

Yeah, I thought he looked nervous though.

Straight money today.  Long line of strong leg Texas assassins.  Breaking hearts from 40 yards out.

Llhorn where the fuck you been? Or am I just that fucked up you been posting for a minute

 

[Anastasis 23699]

Herman giving the HS coaches a little love in the post game comments. 

[Lhorn 5080]

Quote

Llhorn where the fuck you been? Or am I just that fucked up you been posting for a minute

I'm not the shaggy Lhorn.  Its a name that I've used for many years on other boards and did not remember it being used on shaggy so I used it when Surly started up.

Edited October 6, 2018 by Lhorn

[Vic Mackey 47846]

I will buy this man a beer. Fuck yeah Dicker!

[LongestHorn 772]

My favorite scene from Silence of the Lambs is the same as my two favorite Texas kickers.

[rpspeed 1483]

......

 

Edited October 7, 2018 by rpspeed

[rpspeed 1483]

 

[6th Street 6653]

Phil Dawson

Kris Stockton

Dusty Mangum

Ryan Bailey

Hunter Lawrence

Justin Tucker

Cameron Dicker

 

[shnsajax 3605]

That kick would have been good from 55.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

Espn introduced the phrase Dicker the Kicker on the Aggie halftime show.

Herman says the winning field goal was snapped by a Freshman,  held by a Freshman and kicked by a Freshman

Edited October 7, 2018 by Irish Wrist Watch

[Domedriver 655]

Nuts of Steel!

[MrPhlegm 3413]

It actually makes me feel better when Herman says he talks to Mack on a regular basis.  Herman needs to have his rough edges worn smooth by the ancient and wise stones of Mack Brown.

Fuck off aggy

[Bone3421 716]

Dicker is going to have a lot of great kicks over the next few years

KU (sorry kansas our k's are better than your entire football history)

[Halohal 524]

 

 

[Radical Larry 28814]

7 hours ago, 89Horn said:

This will be him tomorrow morning:

 

Who is that? 

That's me. 

Who are you?

I'm him. 

Oh ok. 

[Halohal 524]

 

 

[kopp0e 1135]

6 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

https://twitter.com/ItsDickerTime

Dicker was as poised as Stone Cold Steve Austin, when purchasing 8.0 beer...

All residents north of Gainsville must now "deal with it"...

[runthebone 8322]

Just rewatched it.  Part of what makes it so awesome is that he was kicking on the ousucks side.  And you can see all of their fans stop cheering as the kick is on its way and fall silent while the Texas fans go nuts.  

[Beau Vine 55821]

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

And you can see all of their fans stop cheering as the kick is on its way and fall silent while the Texas fans go nuts.  

Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene...

Can anyone help?

[UTEX_ME 4257]

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene...

Can anyone help?

same yardage too

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene...
Can anyone help?

[Beau Vine 55821]

^^^^^

That's starting to ring a bell, but you just posted a picture, and I can't remember what eventually happened..

[Radical Larry 28814]

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Man, that sounds really similar to some other game, but I just can't place the scene...
Can anyone help?

Uh 1990?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Uh 1990?

Kicking into the same endzone, OU fans going nuts and then the ball goes wide left, no good. OU fans deflated. Texas wins.

 

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

Should be swimming in an ocean of pussy about now. Hopefully not drowning. 

[Treefidy 1504]

He also almost got into several fights.  After he made that tackle on the opening kick you could see he was pumped on the sidelines.  Then he pushed some big dude and was talking shit.  His next outing he got into it with 2 fuckheads.  

That game was great for his confidence going forward. 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

He couldn’t have been more relaxed seeming before that kick when he was joking around.

We need a gif of the head nod and smile from Dicker with 1:18 left on the game clock.

That kid is 100% pure unadulterated confidence.

[Quasimofo 406]

He couldn’t have been more relaxed seeming before that kick when he was joking around.

That's usually some nervous, skinny guy with two colored shoes, frantically kicking into a net until the last minute. They kept showing him over there smiling and winking, then he trots out like Bear Jew coming out of a tunnel with a bat.