Dicker The Kicker

[TexMexBuddha 987]

2 hours ago, Quasimofo said:

12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

He couldn’t have been more relaxed seeming before that kick when he was joking around.

That's usually some nervous, skinny guy with two colored shoes, frantically kicking into a net until the last minute. They kept showing him over there smiling and winking, then he trots out like Bear Jew coming out of a tunnel with a bat.

What was there to be worried about? He made the first kick and tackle of the game too. Bookended the game.

Edited October 7, 2018 by TexMexBuddha

[Machinator 32097]

 

[TreatyOak 16150]

[ousux 5587]

What was there to be worried about? He made the first kick and tackle of the game too. Bookended the game.

Glad someone mentioned that, if he doesn't make the tackle they run that shit to the house..

[Beau Vine 54001]

HOLY SHIT.

[Jkwellborn 6653]

Thats fucking greatness.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

The fact that the pussy defenders want him to "stay" by going for the block makes it hilarious as well. 

[Lhorn 4885]

37 minutes ago, ousux said:

On 10/7/2018 at 1:30 AM, TexMexBuddha said:

What was there to be worried about? He made the first kick and tackle of the game too. Bookended the game.

Glad someone mentioned that, if he doesn't make the tackle they run that shit to the house..

Saw a picture of the tackle last night. It was a really solid effort. He threw his body in there to make the stop

[Mr.Hovis 70]

Anybody else see the resemblance of Dicker's smile/smirk after the kick to that of the spooly- haired Victorian looking dude gif that gets used here all the time? Don't know what the gif is from but the slow, shit eatin' grin came to mind as soon as they did the close up of Dicker.

[NorthLoop 14093]

Someone must've came up to him right before that clip and told him how much ass he was gonna get if he made it. Dude was visualizing himself roaming the halls of San Jac moments later. 

[the idoit 165]

Kicking into the same endzone, OU fans going nuts and then the ball goes wide left, no good. OU fans deflated. Texas wins. 

Thanks. Couldn’t remember which year that was but that’s it.

Lasher was gladhanding and prancing around on the sidelines before that kick. My brother said, “look at that guy - I guarantee he’s gonna miss it”.

I have to admit, seeing Dicker with the casual grin made me call back to that in a bad way. The difference is that Cameron fucks. Like fucking ice, baby. Legend.

[kingkoopa6 8316]

[Scholz 11933]

I love this Monday.  So much.

[Zepol87 9171]

So beautiful

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Thanks. Couldn’t remember which year that was but that’s it.

Lasher was gladhanding and prancing around on the sidelines before that kick. My brother said, “look at that guy - I guarantee he’s gonna miss it”.

I have to admit, seeing Dicker with the casual grin made me call back to that in a bad way. The difference is that Cameron fucks. Like fucking ice, baby. Legend.

I was at that game the last 5 min was insane, so loud my ears were bleeding. Screamed so much that I had to sign to get a beer and fletchers after the game. Miracle that Texas scored to take the lead. OU almost got intercepted on that last drive. OU fucked up the time outs and the clock and shithead had to run out with like 15 sec and get set and kick. Kick looked good and OU side was screaming and we were holding our breaths and then the refs signaled no good and we went crazy.

Best OU game evah. This one was almost as good. Almost only because I wasn't in the Cotton Bowl. If I had been there, this year best evah!

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Lhorn 4885]

Nice!  I know the stakes were huge but 2 good medium distance kicks gets you a national weekly award?

[Huckleberry 32701]

The pressure in that situation has literally made grown men cry. Maybe it helped that he's still a kid, I don't know. But either way nailing that kick straight down the middle with 15 yards to spare absolutely deserves a national weekly award.

[mr.goodkat 464]

1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

Nice!  I know the stakes were huge but 2 good medium distance kicks gets you a national weekly award?

when one of them comes on ou's end of the cotton bowl, game on the line .... true freshman , then yeah 

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Nice!  I know the stakes were huge but 2 good medium distance kicks gets you a national weekly award?

The answer is in the question. 

[Lhorn 4885]

Fair enough. I agree 

[orange dream 1241]

47 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Nice!  I know the stakes were huge but 2 good medium distance kicks gets you a national weekly award?

That is almost neg worthy. 

 

[Lhorn 4885]

Were I to be negged, I would deserve it. I ask only for mercy. 

[runthebone 7932]

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Nice!  I know the stakes were huge but 2 good medium distance kicks gets you a national weekly award?

As far as I'm concerned, they can give him the make-up Nobel Prize for Literature.  

[ztejas 43266]

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Nice!  I know the stakes were huge but 2 good medium distance kicks gets you a national weekly award?

2/2 FGs 6/6 PATs is a good game. To add to that he cocked that shit back and banged the game winner against fuck OU.

Lou Groza would piss in your cheerios if he heard you belittling his name like that.

[NorthLoop 14093]

not to mention a TD saving tackle on the opening kickoff

[Tired of Lurking 637]

And all the pussy he slayed.

[Beau Vine 54001]

It's only Tuesday.  He's still slaying pussy.

[The Golden Hat 299]

Michael Griffin with the Dicker shirt

[sushihorn 3233]

After Craig Way praised Dicker, Herman had a hilarious reply (paraphrasing here):

Yeah but we wouldn't want the The Kicker to think he's actually part of the team...

[runthebone 7932]

Off topic, but he's not making any money on those dickerthekicker shirts, is he?

[South Austin 52144]

I think it's pretty funny how Herman has maintained his refusal to say the name of his kickers and punters.  Anyone know the origin of this?

[Slacks 6791]

I think it's pretty funny how Herman has maintained his refusal to say the name of his kickers and punters.  Anyone know the origin of this?

Football.

[Slacks 6791]

Off topic, but he's not making any money on those dickerthekicker shirts, is he?

Get that lawsuit, son.

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

1 hour ago, The Golden Hat said:

Michael Griffin with the Dicker shirt

Griffin not only picked Texas to beat OU but he predicted Texas would win with a FG by Dicker.  So yeah, I bet he is pretty happy about it.

[The Golden Hat 299]

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Off topic, but he's not making any money on those dickerthekicker shirts, is he?

Well that depends. How long have you worked for the NCAA?

[sushihorn 3233]

His facial expression before the kick reminded me of Joey Bag o' doughnuts from Friends.

Hello Cotton Bowl immortality.  How you doin'?

[runthebone 7932]

15 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

Well that depends. How long have you worked for the NCAA?

It's totally unfair.  

[Zavala 1384]

Perfect today. Hit career long 47 yards.

Actually gets a huge cheer as he is running out to kick field goals from the hoes.

[SEC 1174]

Fuuuuuck this kid rules so hard

[Jkwellborn 6653]

Spotted a shirt that said Dicker Good on one of your fuckers.

[Zavala 1384]

4 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Spotted a shirt that said Dicker Good on one of your fuckers.

DICKER REAL GOOD between the goal posts it looked like lmao

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Dude is a baller!

[futureman 22415]

31 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Spotted a shirt that said Dicker Good on one of your fuckers.

 

26 minutes ago, Zavala said:

DICKER REAL GOOD between the goal posts it looked like lmao

[futureman 22415]

pretty offensive in today’s climate.  

[Jkwellborn 6653]

Surprised there isn’t one in Baylor colors.

[Eastwood 4394]

Tell your grandma that her wallpaper is nice.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

He almost cost us the game.     He is personally responsible for my freak out on Baylor’s last series.  Brewer’s dad’s too

Edited October 14, 2018 by ClubWhatever

[satyanash 14281]

bit premature with the praise.

Anyone know his preferred hash? Figured it was the left hash but he's hooked it twice from there.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

11 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He almost cost us the game.     He is personally responsible for my freak out on Baylor’s last series.  Brewer’s dad’s too

Offense needs to find a way to score TDs in the redzone, not settle and depend on a kicker. Definitely need to make that 34yarder, though.