Do any of you people have jobs?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

I don't have a job, I have an adventure.

[SKJ 1311]

4 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Currently 660 users viewing a day old site at 10am on a Monday.

What the fuck do you mean, "you people?"

[taybo20 2825]

I have an addiction

[bigcigar 1164]

Probably need a pay stubs and tax return board

[Jester 382]

I have people skills.  I am good at dealing with people.

[Zepol87 9185]

It is a jump to conclusions mat

[Tired of Lurking 637]

[AUinHsv 579]

Some of us are to scared to open this forum at work - especially after seeing what happened to the old site over the weekend

[NameAlreadyInUse 5111]

Not only do I have a job but I managed to read/post on this board throughout 7 different meetings today, 4 of which I presented at.

Learn to multi-task!

[3adays 454]

Poor alert!! Poor alert!!

[Sbbruin 21830]

I'm still adjusting to this newfangled site.  It ain't sittin' right with me.  If this leads to me being more productive, we'll know the terrorists have won.  Thanks a lot bin Laden.

[victory88 5663]

I actually was very productive today as I didn't spend as much time on this site since it's still slightly in a transition phase.  Hopefully this thing is running full steam as I would much rather prefer wasting my time reading you dumbasses argue over stupid shit... like which chola is barely skinny enough to fuck.

[Washpark 176]

I am my own boss so effectively stealing from myself

[Sbbruin 21830]

1 minute ago, Washpark said:

I am my own boss so effectively stealing from myself

 

[Armybrat 40824]

Every village needs a idiot, but even though the applications were many and the competition was tough... I won.

[TexasFootball18 48]

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Every village needs a idiot, but even though the applications were many and the competition was tough... I won.

Awesome someone finally posted the url upside down so you could read it!

[SMUlawUTgrad 81]

All of us are filthy rich lawyers. 

[BurntOrangeSatire, LLC 157]

I got laid off in December and recently lost the shag so let's just consider everyone's FEELINGS here. 

[In re UofA 29]

1 hour ago, SMUlawUTgrad said:

All of us are filthy lawyers. 

Fify. Also a lawyer.

[AngryBevo 20]

I do and I had no idea this was going on till recently,  found out  from vic's pof thread

[Reese Bennett 3608]

On 3/26/2018 at 5:29 PM, Washpark said:

I am my own boss so effectively stealing from myself

Same.  

[futureman 22444]

On 3/26/2018 at 10:44 AM, Nick Diaz said:

OP is still waiting to make assistant manager, to start making the big bucks.

but now, see, he’s washing lettuce. soon he’ll be on fries, then the grill...

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

I’m a millionaire, eating lucky charms and shitting nato rounds.   Just trying to keep people employed. 

[RPM 26318]

Technically I have a job, but I still have a lot of liquor.

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

9 hours ago, BurntOrangeSatire, LLC said:

I got laid off in December and recently lost the shag so let's just consider everyone's FEELINGS here. 

Feelings Board. 

[Hate 20107]

I don't have a job.  I have a career.

 

[DaggerHorns 3082]

If we’re talking hand jobs....No, I haven’t had one of those in awhile.

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

OP sounds judgy 

[hayden_horn 11362]

On 3/26/2018 at 7:29 PM, Washpark said:

I am my own boss so effectively stealing from myself

are you the old washpark?

[triplelonghorn 27]

i get paid to post by Soros

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

I fuck your wife on your days off.  

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I am a multitasker.  I can post, work, and talk on the phone at the same time - all at a marginally-acceptable level.

[vox 70]

[vox 70]

On 3/26/2018 at 10:12 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

This is my job. Fuck you, pay me.

[Bogeywon 2519]

On 3/26/2018 at 11:30 AM, Radical Larry said:

This

[F250 28764]

2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

If we’re talking hand jobs....No, I haven’t had one of those in awhile.

Speaking of... Who here has been given either a hand job or a BJ while posting on the shag/surly?

 

 

[Washpark 176]

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

are you the old washpark?

New username for me so no.

[Anwar Namtut 344]

I'm a CPA/tax accountant, so slow time of the year for me. Lots of time for surfing.

[lateshow 1304]

I work for myself. I pay people to do the job so that I can fuck off on here with you dildos. 

[DaggerHorns 3082]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Speaking of... Who here has been given either a hand job or a BJ while posting on the shag/surly?

 

 

Rocko has. He told me to suck his dick one time after I pointed out his mental handicap. I don’t swing that way tho. NTTAWWT

[Moby Ric 2058]

I own my own tree washing business.  I don't answer to the man.

[Parliament 14247]

I am paid to give truck stop handjobs.  It's great work, but the workload is up and down.

Gives me time to post here regularly.

[MissingInAction 25018]

On that gubment cheese, yo.

[DanTheHorn 4917]

On 3/26/2018 at 10:11 AM, DaysOff said:

Currently 660 users viewing a day old site at 10am on a Monday.

Did you not know that it was Monday that many people would finally find out what went down on the site not to be named over the weekend.

[Quasimofo 406]

I'm in ranch law enforcement. I'm a cattle guard.

[Antidean 200]

Define job?

[Errestaurants 2570]

I bang 10's for a living. going through a dry spell right now. I've got all the time in the world. 

[Yankee 39]

yes. and it doesn't let me see the lulz. 

[Goofyboy 3269]

Now that surly is on tapa, my work production can go back to normal

[Eskimohorn 5630]

Most of us are far enough along in our career not to have someone looking over our shoulder.

Most? At least 1 in 3 of these lowlifes stalk homeless guys playing the odds on which ones are likely to be arrested.