Cruz vs Beto

[babysdaddy 2,711]

Get 2 tickets and I will go with you.

We could periscope for the thread.

I emailed the debate1 address above. Asked for 2

[Chad Fuck 17,503]

I’ve also put my lot in for Dallas tix. Perhaps we can see y’all there.

[Radical Larry 28,523]

Cabal meeting at the debate.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,537]

13 hours ago, bolverk said:

It's an interesting question that was raised up-thread. Wtf is he going to do if he loses? 

Zodiac killing.

[Js1 85,056]

11 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Cabal meeting at the debate.

Totally Human Ted Cruz for US American Senate person will not stand for your heckling 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Cruz has absolutely nothing to attack Beto with. It’s pretty pathetic. I have seen tons of Beto signs in Lower Greenville in Dallas and all over inside the loop in Houston. What’s surprising is I have seen them very sporadically in my travels to Democratic strongholds in south Texas. I think Beto is going to be pretty moderate. I’m going to vote for him.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,391]

43 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Cruz has absolutely nothing to attack Beto with. It’s pretty pathetic. I have seen tons of Beto signs in Lower Greenville in Dallas and all over inside the loop in Houston. What’s surprising is I have seen them very sporadically in my travels to Democratic strongholds in south Texas. I think Beto is going to be pretty moderate. I’m going to vote for him.

The Valley could potentially put Beto over the top but enough people opt to not vote.  Most of the larger counties in Texas had between 40-50% of the voting population vote in 2016.  Hildalgo County (McAllen) - 28%. 

https://www.texastribune.org/2016/11/09/heres-where-texas-voters-turned-out-and-where-they/

Yes Beto will win the southern counties but he won’t get many votes.

[pyrohornIII 4,801]

2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Get 2 tickets and I will go with you.

We could periscope for the thread.

that would be cool

 

[Mack Tripper 693]

Unfortunately a lot of Hispanics are voting for Cruz.

[Celery Man 20,874]

hopefully he can make up for it with gains in the burbs

plano, although I do not know where (am not from or very familiar with the area)

[Chad Fuck 17,503]

Plano was packed. I had a friend who went way early and they turned him away. Already at capacity.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,104]

Just got an email from the Beto campaign looking for volunteers to host watch parties. They didn’t waste any time. 

[High Plains Drifter 10,970]

Wife took this picture today. One of those cuties is my daughter. Yes, I spent all morning squeezing lemons for Beto.

[elfenix 34,168]

just saw my first two ads during the game, one for lyin' ted and one for beto, and the difference couldn't be more stark

Edited September 16, 2018 by elfenix

[horncyclist 1,384]

This is a friend of my mom's whose Facebook timeline is a constant stream of pro Cruz/anti Beto proapganda.

I think she believes every word of it. I just hope there aren't enough of her to win an election in Texas.

[Flaming Moderate 112]

In all seriousness, this race is basically like life, which is formed in high school. One one side, there is the really smart nerd who is socially awkward and became a jack ass when he was getting bullied in middle school. In the other, the dumb privileged jock who's uber charming and never really had to work for much in life. Not shocking which one the Interwebs and M Streets love.

[Jive Turkey 12,562]

6 hours ago, Celery Man said:

hopefully he can make up for it with gains in the burbs

plano, although I do not know where (am not from or very familiar with the area)

Is that the Legacy West food hall? I’ve never been but kinda looks like that area. 

That’s far north Plano. Almost Frisco. Very Republican area. 

Thats an unbelievable turnout for Beto in that part of the Metroplex. 

Edited September 16, 2018 by Jive Turkey

[tantric superman 4,667]

Fuck that cocksucker/his supporters for appropriating "Come and Take It". 

[Celery Man 20,874]

4 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Just got an email from the Beto campaign looking for volunteers to host watch parties. They didn’t waste any time. 

yeah i got that too - thinking about it, sitting here in my game room with my big tv where I just had people over to watch the UT - USC game.  It looks like they're talking about it as if you'll need to have a TV that can be hooked up to your laptop - I wonder what the deal is with that?  Surely the debates will be televised?  I'm going to e-mail for more info, but am curious if anyone else finds out.

[Celery Man 20,874]

 

[RPM 26,185]

1 hour ago, Flaming Moderate said:

the other, the dumb privileged jock who's uber charming and never really had to work for much in life.

It's obvious you don't know Beto, bot.

[Js1 85,056]

Fox 26 Whats Your Point had some dumb bitch auditioning for Fox News with her Cruz talking points:

coastal elites

texas values

hillary clinton

far left progressive 

national aspirations (LMAO, Ted ran for president halfway through his first term)

 

Male commentator dropped far left socialists, Nancy Pelosi, Hollywood liberal, Wendy Davis into his arguments. 

Edited September 16, 2018 by Js1

[bad_teammate 13,125]

lol at Ted Cruz's wife stealing Beto signs

[Message Board User 12,389]

 

[pyrohornIII 4,801]

Apparently ethnicity is the only measure of diversity, right Ted?

[HenryJames 65,868]

21 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

That was actually pretty good.

[Message Board User 12,389]

It is just attack attack attack at Cruz rallies.  If there's a side that's angry, it ain't Beto's side.

 

[Your Mom 4,789]

That right there is where Cruz’ base will have a hard time not voting for him. They can hate him in every other way, they can hate Trump, they can become open to Beto’s appeal, but they will dig their heals in to keep those AR-15s. 

[berlinerbaer 670]

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

Apparently ethnicity is the only measure of diversity, right Ted?

Q: What do you call someone of European heritage from a Spanish speaking country who no longer speaks Spanish?

A: A white dude.

[Celery Man 20,874]

10 minutes ago, berlinerbaer said:

Q: What do you call someone of European heritage from a Spanish speaking country who no longer speaks Spanish?

 A: A white dude.

right.  cruz is a Canadian born white hispanic of Cuban heritage who went to Second Baptist.  But to the dumbass Cruz namer argument, that makes him a hispanic just like Texas hispanics, and the only explanation for Beto's family adopting elements of tex-mex culture is that they want to confuse Mexicans into giving them power.  White people would never do that for any other reason, it's cultural appropriation.  Meanwhile Cruz is eating tacos with a fork.

That was a good quip to a dumb question, though.

[Texas73 420]

1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

That right there is where Cruz’ base will have a hard time not voting for him. They can hate him in every other way, they can hate Trump, they can become open to Beto’s appeal, but they will dig their heals in to keep those AR-15s. 

Beto's position is to stop the sale of AR-15 type weapons but not confiscate them if you currently own one.  I do get your point though.

[Celery Man 20,874]

 

[Message Board User 12,389]

9 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

Cruz campaign has been pulling this shit for years.  Cruz, of course, would claim he has no knowledge and would get to the bottom of it asap.

EDIT - here's a story of his campaign doing this in 2016.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/ted-cruzs-iowa-mailers-are-more-fraudulent-than-everyone-thinks

Edited September 16, 2018 by Message Board User

[Bottlecap 1,519]

10 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

everything is a fucking scam when it comes to this current crop of Rs. who could reasonably support this fuckboi?

[Message Board User 12,389]

 

[Celery Man 20,874]

Kim Gordon and Ray Patrick Colgan

[Message Board User 12,389]

Those young people look pretty scary

/Cruz voter

[Francisco 2.0 32,290]

19 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Those young people look pretty scary

/Cruz voter

Long hair.

 

Facial hair.

 

She's probably a slut.  Look at those shorts.

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

Off-topic, but saw Kim Gordon grabbing coffee last week. SY is one of my all-time loves. It was a near-religious experience.

[Nivek 16,808]

everything is a fucking scam when it comes to this current crop of Rs. who could reasonably support this fuckboi?

Everything is permitted for the party. Child predators, jailing infants, there is no bottom.

[Ten Bears 2,478]

Didn't someone say they had access to a few extra free Beto signs?  Someone has been stealing them in my hood and I would like to help replace them.

[Celery Man 20,874]

cover them in vaseline and glitter

[Ten Bears 2,478]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,825]

everything is a fucking scam when it comes to this current crop of Rs. who could reasonably support this fuckboi?

Complete idiots and the morally corrupt, it seems

[Born to Run 6,524]

cover them in vaseline and glitter

Fish hooks

[RPM 26,185]

3 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

Where are they getting signs for $5? I paid $10!

[Mack Tripper 693]

At the Beto offices they are $5

[Pescado_Rojo 19,327]

Saw 3 new Cruz signs on the drive down 29 to Llano today. One big one in front of the trailer park just west of Burnet, then a small one in front of some ramshackle old house with a front yard full of junk right before Inks lake, then a small one in front of the Lake Buchanan Baptist Church. Looks like someone stole the big Beto sign on the ranch gate just west of Burnet (probably the shitass kids from the run down Cruz house), but saw a few more, including one big one on the side of a law firm in Burnet. 

[Celery Man 20,874]

another view from Plano

 

jeezum fucking pete

[Message Board User 12,389]

all these muthafuckas better show up to the polls.  I worry too many millennials are going to see the long lines and say "fuck it."