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This is the face of the wannabe Ignatius J. Reilley whose website is hosting that stupidity. He's almost as ridiculous and fat as the Orange Goblin running the country into the ground.
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Wait....is that grown-ass man shooting a 20 ga?
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Austin - good crowd, cool seeing John Doe play - didn't realize he had moved to Austin.  I've never gotten deep into X, but they're a fun band.

johndoe.jpg

 

Superfonicos - also fun.  Bunch of Weird Al's on stage playing world music

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Apologies to Grandioso - Beto likes your avatar.

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Wait....is that grown-ass man shooting a 20 ga?


That’s the doughy 20 gauge guy who can’t handle a 12 but can’t hit shit and rallies behind: “it being more sporting with a 20.” Whilst winging 3 birds per hunt and maybe bagging two. He always has a fuckload of gear too.
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Waco town hall was fuggin packed!! Ladies hugging him with visible crushes. I think there may be a lot of women voting for him while their fatso hubbies vote for the orange orangutan.

Dude has a real shot.

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3 hours ago, troph said:

Waco town hall was fuggin packed!! Ladies hugging him with visible crushes. I think there may be a lot of women voting for him while their fatso hubbies vote for the orange orangutan.

Dude has a real shot.

My parents were there.  Theyve never been remotely political until now.  Mom in particular is woke.  She'll fuck a trumpkin up on sight

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Slightly off topic - Gina Hinojosa spoke last night (honestly thought she was a campaign worker at first) and I just bumped into her at Papalote and she could get it.

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Just saw him in San Antonio. Crowd of a couple of hundred. Dude needs 3 to 4 shirts a day the way he sweats. Picked up my yard sign for north central San Antonio (between the loops). 

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3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

My parents were there.  Theyve never been remotely political until now.  Mom in particular is woke.  She'll fuck a trumpkin up on sight

She must be in the full time ass kicking business if she's living in Waco.

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So my wife has been working on the Paulette Jordan and a few other campaigns here in Boise, Idaho and one of the other workers two nights ago was wearing a Beto shirt. Thought it was pretty damn cool. 

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22 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Retweeted by Cruz:

 

And Cruz has taken supine, rectum-presenting positions with respect to Trump, as is appropriate with the dominant baboon of the troop.

I'm much more comfortable with Beto's approach.  But then, I don't like getting buttfucked by a baboon.  So, Ted and I see the world differently.

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29 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Anyone who says they can get through the first 30 seconds of this video without laughing is a baldfaced liar.

 

Couldn't do it.

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33 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Anyone who says they can get through the first 30 seconds of this video without laughing is a baldfaced liar.

 

6 seconds in and I already killed myself

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21 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

I will rescind my request that the Canadian Government apologize for Bryan Adams if they instead apologize for Ted Cruz.

I honestly can't tell if they intentionally used a Canadian singer for this or is just that stupid.

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On 8/15/2018 at 8:06 PM, horncyclist said:

Beto's going to have Obama like crowds in the cities before this is over

Yep. When he came to New Braunfels, it was a decent crowd, but it wasn't the humongous ones he's pulling now.

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30 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Couldn't do it.

 

26 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

6 seconds in and I already killed myself

Exactly how long I made it.  And the first 4 seconds was me being in denial - "no, they didn't really do this...did they?"

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57 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Exactly how long I made it.  And the first 4 seconds was me being in denial - "no, they didn't really do this...did they?"

36 seconds.

I have a high pain threshold.

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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

Anyone who says they can get through the first 30 seconds of this video without laughing is a baldfaced liar.

I started laughing as soon as I heard Bryan Adams.  I laughed again when I noticed she put "FAIR USE" in the caption as if saying that has some magical legal significance.  

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Exactly how long I made it.  And the first 4 seconds was me being in denial - "no, they didn't really do this...did they?"

I was thinking the same thing and then lost it once the vocals started up. I actually felt embarrassed for the person that made that video.

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“This video is unavailable.” 

Ok, who violated FAIR USE?

Damn, I didn’t get to test my pain tolerance. 

(And does Lyin’ Ted always wear cowboy boots with a suit? Is that how he proves his Texan bonafides?)

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“This video is unavailable.” 
Ok, who violated FAIR USE?
Damn, I didn’t get to test my pain tolerance. 
(And does Lyin’ Ted always wear cowboy boots with a suit? Is that how he proves his Texan bonafides?)

Too much gratuitous sparkle. And I wish I was making that up.
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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

But then, I don't like getting buttfucked by a baboon.  So, Ted and I see the world differently.

Well sir, you're a hell of an actor. I ain't gay or nothin but that zoo video you posted to FuckMeNastyYouLittleBaboon.com is video viagra.

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