My Texas Experience

[GreenspointTexas 9683]

22 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

This

[tejas60 3535]

exactly. would you rather stay at the Gage or some pos motel on I-10? stooopid aggy

 

plus, side trip to the Jersey Lilly.

Edited September 18, 2018 by tejas60
ou sucks

[fuckyoufuckers 73]

20 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Fuck off aggy and I know youre aggy because Texas fans don't call an aggy an aggie. aggy.

Sorry.  How is that different from aggy calling Texas tu?   If you think about it, calling aggie an aggy is pretty fucking aggy.  You're not nearly as smart and edgy as you thin you are.

[Rockethorn1978 6108]

And you prove once again that you are an aggy. Just fuck off you fucker. 

[Katfid54 8635]

31 minutes ago, fuckyoufuckers said:

Sorry.  How is that different from aggy calling Texas tu?   If you think about it, calling aggie an aggy is pretty fucking aggy.  You're not nearly as smart and edgy as you thin you are.

[bmbmd 1027]

13 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This

And again-this.

[Roofle 293]

I like that I knew it was a bit when I saw that a USC guy was claiming he drove here from California. A USC alum can probably afford the flight, unlike the alums of those academic masterpieces over the DA SECSECSEC.

[Katfid54 8635]

10 minutes ago, Roofle said:

I like that I knew it was a bit when I saw that a USC guy was claiming he drove here from California. A USC alum can probably afford the flight, unlike the alums of those academic masterpieces over the DA SECSECSEC.

Unintentional irony is ironic.

#1) Proofread your shit.

#2) Clemson is an ACC school.

#3) Clemson is academically decent.  It's ranked #66 by US News (i.e., about 15 spots behind UT. Just ahead of TAMU. And better than many Big 12 schools.).

[Roofle 293]

5 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Unintentional irony is ironic.

#1) Proofread your shit.

#2) Clemson is an ACC school.

#3) Clemson is academically decent.  It's ranked #66 by US News (i.e., about 15 spots behind UT. Just ahead of TAMU. And better than many Big 12 schools.).

I have a cold, cut me a break

[Katfid54 8635]

1 minute ago, Roofle said:

I have a cold, cut me a break

[MAGS® 400]

4 minutes ago, fuckyoufuckers said:

Its like a windshield wiper for your ass...  

[Katfid54 8635]

I thought we left these posts back at the shag?

[SHOOTER12 8833]

Just saw this on Reddit.

I just got home from College Station after the game. What could have been a horrible, horrible experience was saved by some gracious kind people. We decided to leave the game early as to avoid traffic and lo and behold we were sitting on two flat tires. Realizing we only had one spare I didn't  know what we could do. Fortunately three strange looking women dressed in Maroon and apparently a milk delivery man approaches and asked if we needed help. I explained our conundrum to them and they said they would be happy to help. The nice Milkman that mediately took out his cell phone and made a call and then they started pushing my vehicle out of the lot saying they were pushing into a tire repair place it was just close by. I was very concerned and confused as we had our two infant children with us and it was cold and damp out. Furthering my concern was the fact that they pushed her car passed a Discount Tire Center and a Goodyear tire center. When I asked about why we didn't stop there they said they had a local repair place it did much better work. After we arrived at this run down tire shop the owner of appeared about 40 minutes later to repair our tires. Just as we are about to leave some very Haggard old woman showed up and stuck a bag of money through the window and said she hoped our children will receive a great education. I'm sure as my infant daughter's get older they will appreciate her gesture and kindness. My experience at that game was beyond all expectations.

 

Sincerely,

Cletus

[Lhorn 4968]

Nice!

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Sorry.  How is that different from aggy calling Texas tu?   If you think about it, calling aggie an aggy is pretty fucking aggy.  You're not nearly as smart and edgy as you thin you are.

Yes calling aggy aggy is aggy. That is the point aggy boy. It is a parody of you sheep fucking goat felchers saying tu. Now eat shit and some moar dicks you limp hampsterpenised sheep disappointerer.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Oh look John Sharp flying out a hippo's ass! WHOOP!

[fuckyoufuckers 73]

8 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

 

 

Yes calling aggy aggy is aggy. That is the point aggy boy. It is a parody of you sheep fucking goat felchers saying tu. Now eat shit and some moar dicks you limp hampsterpenised sheep disappointerer.

 

https://tenor.com/v9EG.gif

Edited September 20, 2018 by fuckyoufuckers

[fuckyoufuckers 73]

8 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

 

 

Yes calling aggy aggy is aggy. That is the point aggy boy. It is a parody of you sheep fucking goat felchers saying tu. Now eat shit and some moar dicks you limp hampsterpenised sheep disappointerer.

 

['stache 21892]

“Limp hampsterpenis sheep disappointer” might be my favorite Phlegm burn ever.