Pics of parking douche baggery

[llanoflash 151]

yes. never forget.

[ABSR 5325]

1 hour ago, llanoflash said:

this was on my truck in college station at a chilis. there were about 40 open parking spots. my tire was partially on the line and there were about 15 open spots to my right. i admit the parking was not the best.. i am not proud. 

to be fair, i hardly ever get it in the hole.

It is nice to hear your marriage is going strong.

[Guest Lobo]

With date night at the College Station Chili's, is it really any wonder he's not getting more anal action?  

[williemackgarza 1826]

this was on my truck in college station at a chilis. there were about 40 open parking spots. my tire was partially on the line and there were about 15 open spots to my right. i admit the parking was not the best.. i am not proud. 
to be fair, i hardly ever get it in the hole.

Jussie smollett much?

[Guest]

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

With date night at the College Station Chili's, is it really any wonder he's not getting more anal action?  

That's a guarantee...along with stomach cramps and explosive diarrhea...

[NeverMarryAStripper 21948]

That’s the best way to end anal

[HOOKEM4 5044]

On 2/17/2019 at 9:46 AM, llanoflash said:

this was on my truck in college station at a chilis. there were about 40 open parking spots. my tire was partially on the line and there were about 15 open spots to my right. i admit the parking was not the best.. i am not proud. 

to be fair, i hardly ever get it in the hole.

Shouldn't it be "fuck like you park"  or that is your wife and she is passive aggressive as hell.

[llanoflash 151]

5 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Shouldn't it be "fuck like you park"  or that is your wife and she is passive aggressive as hell.

it should  but i dont have one.

[futureman 22554]

1 hour ago, llanoflash said:

it should  but i dont have one.

husband?

[SurlyBDR 22853]

[HOOKEM4 5044]

Is that guy 3'8"??

[markstanco 12629]

yea but he magically grows when he is standing next to the same car on a flat surface or stands closer to the vehicle.  

[RPM 26360]

This is why you don't park in the yard.

[SquishMitten 10444]

Upgraded to a mobile home

[Fudbelty 2791]

[elfenix 34339]

Empty lot, maximizing shade, I'll allow it

[tfoolry 8239]

Silver car was there first.

 

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Edited March 30, 2019 by tfoolry
I don’t drive an Audi

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

can't see shit, captain

[NeverMarryAStripper 21948]

Silver car was there first.
 

imgur

Silver car went over the line so he forfeits his right to bitch about the other car

[elfenix 34339]

imgur

 

seems like efficient use of available parking area. 

[SurlyBDR 22853]

Edited April 5, 2019 by SurlyBDR

[Buffsoldier 1895]

Wives thread is over yonder --->

[RPM 26360]

Definitely over the white line.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

Dealer plates?

[tfoolry 8239]

On 4/3/2019 at 10:12 AM, elfenix said:

 

 

 

seems like efficient use of available parking area. 

Yep. That was from my office. I was there first & my company obviously has more efficient people than me. 

[williemackgarza 1826]

Sun city olds?

[futureman 22554]

On 4/5/2019 at 8:29 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Dealer plates?

the sticker is still on the window.  

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

46 minutes ago, futureman said:

the sticker is still on the window.  

Yeah I noticed that after I posted.  Test drive gone bad.

[miguelito 11314]

On 3/13/2019 at 12:07 PM, RPM said:

This is why you don't park in the yard.

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[HiggyBaby 2548]

“There was an attempt”

[futureman 22554]

[elfenix 34339]

THE Ohio State University

[Buzzrock 14949]

New York style

[SurlyBDR 22853]

[RPM 26360]

I have no idea which one was driving. Strong probability for either.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

Might as well go ahead and change the oil and rotate tires.  

[Dewey 3296]

I have no idea which one was driving. Strong probability for either.

With her hand on the hip, shes doing the talking, most likely someone else's fault, thus she is the driver

[Buffsoldier 1895]

1 hour ago, Dewey said:

3 hours ago, RPM said:

I have no idea which one was driving. Strong probability for either.

With her hand on the hip, shes doing the talking, most likely someone else's fault, thus she is the driver

"I mean really, Frank. Who would put something like that in a parking lot?  How was I supposed to see that? "

[RPM 26360]

There used to be a little strip mall on 199 in Lake Worth across from Kmart that had a stand alone liquor store next door. Their parking lots were about 2 1/2 ft difference in height with nothing between them but a retaining wall that kinda looked like a speed bump. It was an optical illusion if you weren't familiar with it or paying attention. People drove off it and got hung up on a regular basis. Don't ask me how I know about this.

[General Specific 3271]

There used to be a little strip mall on 199 in Lake Worth across from Kmart that had a stand alone liquor store next door. Their parking lots were about 2 1/2 ft difference in height with nothing between them but a retaining wall that kinda looked like a speed bump. It was an optical illusion if you weren't familiar with it or paying attention. People drove off it and got hung up on a regular basis. Don't ask me how I know about this.

User name check out

[futureman 22554]

11 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

"I mean really, Frank. Who would put something like that in a parking lot?  How was I supposed to see that? "

“if your dumb ass had been watching I wouldn’t have driven over it.  you’re such an idiot, frank.”

[markstanco 12629]

[PittsburghTiger 6209]

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Oh, that is wickedly funny.

[Sbbruin 21898]

Help me out here.

[markstanco 12629]

Those are tire weights.  For in this case unbalancing their wheel.  

 

You never had mud in your tires before? 

 

[Chewbacca 7787]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Those are tire weights.  For in this case unbalancing their wheel.  

 

You never had mud in your tires before? 

 

Snow/ice will do it, too.  But at least snow melts.

 

Wheel weights on someone's tire is fantastic.

[elfenix 34339]

my concern with wheel weights is if they're not applied properly there's a chance they fly off at highway speeds and fuck up a non-douchebag's day. 

[markstanco 12629]

24 minutes ago, elfenix said:

my concern with wheel weights is if they're not applied properly there's a chance they fly off at highway speeds and fuck up a non-douchebag's day. 

Do you even centrifugal force, bro?

[Steel Shank 9432]

I was centrifugal forcing not 10, 15 minutes ago.

[SurlyBDR 22853]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

my concern with wheel weights is if they're not applied properly there's a chance they fly off at highway speeds and fuck up a non-douchebag's day. 

Well you're no boy scout, obviously. Always be prepared, carry brake clean and a rag with you at all times. Just in case.